My friends just asked me to help them move. They offered me dinner in exchange (but they're both picky eaters so everything they make is bland) How can I be alpha and negotiate up to a better reward, like booze or drugs? They're weak and don't have any other close friends so I think I have some leverage.
They're obviously not your friends if you're trying to fucking milk them.
>>28449858
$15 dinner for $100 worth of moving labor? sounds like you happen to be attending a graduation on the exact day they are moving. sucks for them.
>>28449858
are you the same autist who let a girl cheat off him on a test and expected her to do crazy favours for him?
>>28450198
No but I did help a girl with her homework last semester so she'd go out with me. Unfortunately she rejected me so I have come here to sharpen my negotiating skills.
>>28450234
keep it up my dude. loving every laugh
>>28450300
In my defense it would have worked if she didn't find out she could just bug the Indian guy for answers instead.
>>28450081
poor little roach
doesn't even understand the intricate game he is merely a pawn in.
>>28450386
This guy looks like he knows what the score is.
Hey psycho, how can I play my friends like suckers?
>>28449858
Meh.
I'd just tell you to forget about it, and not even bother with you from that point forward.
Helping friends move shouldn't be a big deal, unless you're injured, sick, or have to work.
>>28449858
Asking for compensation is worse than telling them you can't help
Op sounds real jewey.
Just get pizza. But usually someone would say dnt worry about it, we're friends.
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>>28450081
If these were good people they wouldn't have alienated all their other friends.
