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Hey look at the clock, it's that time once again
To spit some fresh rhymes with your robot friends
>>28448781
Fuck hip hop, gangstas, and high rollers
We're all justNEETS, schizophrenics and bipolars
No wer're not lookin for a bitch to try to fuck
Just trying to find our old piss and shit jugs
And fuck mom's spaghetti, mommie's tendies for me
I got more GBP than my country's GDP
>>28448781
Rub a dub dubs, I got squeaky clean digits in the bag
Those who don't post with a name aren't opposed to tripping fags
My life's slowing down and frozen like when gaming pixels lag
I'm enraged that at my age I can't even get bitches that sag
>>28449700
>dub dubs
Well checked, my MC.
Mom's spaghetti, I'm on the tele with Farmer Eddy while sparking headies, my car's a hemi, my arm's a semi, I see a chad it gets ugly like I'm called Buscemi. I spit fire, no car tires, you may get gains but they aren't 'mired, no Tony I got stark iron, she can't get over me like barbed wire. God damn I'm a god, you can't fuck with my squad, motherfuck evens I'm odd now go on check my quads.
>>28450000
JESUS CHRIST
commento originilionato
>>28450000
quad squad represent
>>28450000
DAMN THAT SHIT WAS DOPEThis comment is indeed original
>>28450051
>>28450085
Can you guys not post this to r/4chan this time? I would really appreciate it.
>>28450144
I don't even have a reddit mate
As a kid I did hike at night
Sometimes an old bitch might
Say hi and ask me inside, I took the invite
And said sure, I lacked insight
There was not even dim light
I couldn't see and wouldn't fight
Made some noise, check the pitch pipe
Arms were taped, couldn't take flight
Much unlike the Brothers Wright
Eventually, the man-let me go as if he lacked height
My brother says they're back at it again, yell and the white vans'll split
I hope he was meme-ing, and meant that Damn Daniel shittake this as a bump, I know it's crap
>>28450161
I don't even have a reddit mate
I send a nigga up to heaven's gates
I been flippin chickens since the seventh grade
Try me? You'll be dead in days
Don't make my damn weapon spray
You pussies sweet like lemonade
Wanna die, start steppin' m8
Ain't talking rosacea, leave yo ass with a reddened face
Which hoe Imma fuck, which car Imma drive, which gun Imma shoot? Guessin game
Every time I leave the club, they like damn see the mess he made?
All these hunnits on the floor, damn, I need seconds, wait!
Blowing up the Earth, smile on my face, hey look outside, it's Armageddon, yay!
>>28450447
>Eventually, the man-let me go as if he lacked height
ayy
>>28450452
>I been flippin chickens since the seventh grade
>Try me? You'll be dead in *seven* days
Yooo boy
Lets fate this up
Ill rap yo yo im sick like my flow
Ow
My head hurts
Thats destiny
Idk how to rap yo fucker
Dont be a sucker
Or ill
Do something
Yo
robot neetdom
take showers when in season
socks crusty with semen
crush roasties with reason
trash normies with memes son
First robot rap thread I've seen in a while
Let's see who matches my clean wicked style
The answer, of course, is no-one,
so report me, slow one,
'cos I'm about to break rules with my tools like a shogun.
"chose one" thats what they call-me,
Mei, ain't yo name don't try to wall-me,
You'll-be, unsuccessful in try'na stall-me.
So normies, can you get up off my board-please.
Would you believe that I wrote this post in prison?
For saying something that conflicts with most's opinion?
Turns out I spoke ill towards one of Tumblr's new isms
I can't even renounce your pronouns when they're words I can't pronounce
Immigration is insane, it's fucking borderline
Two languages at McDonald's, no comprende when I order mine
I guess letting the Spanish brandish a mop will save cheese, Tex Mex
And if Latinas don't have a wall to hit, living longer would make sense
Speaking of Houston,
I will always love (yous)
>>28450948his not even a rapper
>>28448781
Slave to the system,
Chad's cock in ma' sista',
'bout to slash arm up
Ya I got razor on my wrista'
Too drunk to make any omre
neuromancing technomancer
meme posting answers
post shifting dancer
/pol/ killing cancer
roastie roasting rogue roachie
anonomously rolling
a knowledge wielding
normie killing
wizard
ign lokey
>>28451056
Of course they applaud me, its more that they wish-for,
Award me with gifts like that shit in the gif-form,
Thats how we live, it's the (you)s that we live-for,
So will ya give-more replies to the guy with finest of rhymes, who's the greatest rapper in the history of THIS-BOARD.
>>28451384the spit is definitely hot fire in this one
An ode to r9k:
We don't date non virgins, you oppose all religious prose
Taking off your clothes just like the pros
Knowing that I abhor those who show their mammaries
Don't whore on me with polyamory
I know that those into monogamy are an anomaly
There really is no victory, we'll go from getting married to you evicting me
Risked all my money and got alimony
Makes me wanna beat the cheat like Ali or Lee
>>28448781
>all these nerds itc trying to rap black
Hmmmm
>>28451421
More (you)s? These anons love my sickness,
So here's an encore for all y'all to witness.
They say I'm autistic, why?
Because I mystify,
All these normies who blinked and they missed it while,
I'm perfecting my craft, going hard-like-clay
t. The best rapper on r-9-k.
/thread
Big Virgin in the mothafuckin place
Speak to my family and they match with disgrace
No more Good Boy Points it's time to escape
Tried to hit on a roastie, was met with some mace
I'm on the bottom now like Drake was before the Views
Brazzers free trial? Shut up and pass the lube
Live in trash that's guarded by the pet racoon
Robot Uprising the mixtape: coming soon
>>28451791
Cringe
Orinsb
>>28451876
>go to rap thread
>see people posting in it
>LOL CRINGE XDDD
Ever considered leaving and never coming back?
the governments corrupt, open your third eye
real hip hop
>>28452196
WHIPPIN AND FLIPPIN AND DIPPIN
IM A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL
a feminine man's plans expand like new farm land
after only starting out with make up, pony tails, and head bands
he's turned trans, better believe the doctor's hands removed more than just the glans
'her' mood wasn't the only thing that got inverted
now that her hips are round, as if the chromosomes converted
it was hard for him to deny feels before getting into high heels
and he wonders how the sex is
his future exes won't exactly have two Xs
in the midst of the liberal movement, 'she' feels modest improvement
the implants made her go from As to Ds like college kids yellin' "fuck my tuition"
there's men, women, queer, trans, I await Tumblr's surprising new addition
soon they'll get boys banned if their voices aren't at least as high as boy band New Edition
Posted in the last thread
got no (you)s
but here I am again
it's time for round two
I'm back again
it's the real mr skelly
your favourite tripfriend
who's legs are made of jelly
I can only write rhymes with a subject in mind
but hell that doesn't matter cos I'm running outta time
dying a KV but got aint no feels
cos I'm a low test beta and as useful as a car with square wheels
that's right
I'm no use to society
barely holding on to my state of sobriety
holding in my words with a flood gate of anxiety
Fuck it, I guess I'll continue
I only write these beats because I hope to compel you
with my pathetic sorry story
and my empty empty eyes
and I'll prolly not be sorry
or disappointed when I finally die
You NEETS, and robots, I fuck with
Cause a broken ass home, I grew up in
Dad's a narcissist, makes me feel like a hobo
and Mom's too weak, like a fag fightin' Lobo
Can't equate to the normies who assimilate
Rather spend time to masturbate and bloviate:
Why was I born, who's sick joke is this?
If there is a god, then suck my dick stained with piss
Can't cope with my demons unless it's with Jamesons
I wish I had the courage, to run away from my hateful sins
Assemble robots and prepare to engage
'Cause we the ones that make the wagecucks rage
We run tight ships 'cause we tight lipped
This is war, not a mutha fuckin' conflict
Anybody, everybody duckin' when we throw slugs
Everywhere, anytime, we're rollin' like straight thugs
Ask ya moms for cash to fund your dope binge
Now Stacey addicted and she livin' life on the fringes
We strike from darkness, invisible in light
Never know where we are, hidden in plain sight
Hit your SUV with an RPG
We gettin' GBP every time we REEEEEE
Hit and runs are our bread and butta
Follow 'em and ambush the mutha fucka
Roll up to the club with AK-47s and molotovs
Torch the whole place, disappear in the fog
>>28450000
Jesus fuck man
oriaga
