*Inhales deeply*
Aaaahh... smell that air!
>>28447938
you didn't win the lottery kid
smells like piss jugs
>>28447938
Yesssssss. Please keep up the good work. I want to see comfy NEET Pepe in all kinds of adventures.
>>28447938
i have been prepparing my house over the years, when the goverment sends someone to ask why am i getting 10k a month on autismbucks and why am i getting free weaters, gas and power im going to renact the plot of up
>>28447938
Thisis a magnificent scent.
>>28448260
kek godspeed anon
>Why do they call it getting a "wage" anyway, whenever you hear those busy workerbees buzzing about themselves all they talk about is "I make a living wage" or "I wish I had a higher wage"
>I don't get it, the only thing these people are "wage"ing is a war on their own free time!
>woah woah woah, don't get excited that I haven't poked fun at you yet, collegefags. I've really only just started
>speaking of you guys, jeez I've heard it a billion times from you. "College is like a job to me" or "I study hard at home like it's my job". And I just have to think "jesus christ"
>So you're telling me you're PAYING thousands of dollars a year to go to work? Goddamn, nobody better tell mr. shekelstein or the next thing you know our good wageslave friends will be paying to bust their ass every day too
>thank you, thank you you're too kind
>so, what's the deal with pissjugs...
>>28449231
[A raucous laughter blares from the cheap Chinese TV set's speakers as the wageslave quietly sips a Bud Light, staring with the eyes of a dead fish at the successful NEET comedian]
