What was your first kiss like? where was it at? how old were you?
>>28447777
NICE QUINTS OMFG LOL YOUR SO LUCKY xD
Awkward.
In front of a mall.
36.
The second was equally bad. Then she told me to stop biting her. From then on it was awesome.
>>28447831
where were you biting her?
>>28447777
It was at a friends house when I was 17. I was pretty drunk so I can't really remember it
20
I bumped into a trashed alcoholic 30 year old on the bus. She wanted to sneak back into my parents house with me and have sex, but I turned her down because a) I'm not comfortable doing that to my family, and b) god knows if and what STDs this crazy skank that I just met has got.
She was pretty cute though. Sometimes I regret my decision, but you know I really shouldn't. I made the smart choice.
>>28447777
> 18
> She was drunk and fat
> Behind a bar
Pretty bad t b h famalamadingdong
17. She tasted like Kinder Bueno.
We went out for a while, but she was older and damaged and tried to kill herself so I noped out.
Good kisser though.
>>28447957
Come on man, you know the answer to that.
Autism.
>>28447777
>What was your first kiss like?
awkward
>where was it at?
garden of my family
>how old were you?
4th gradewith my cousin
17.
I met a girl I played wow with. Needless to say, he ended up having sex and she smelled awful.
>10 years old
>end of the year party
>surprise kissed a girl that liked me and then just ran away
what a little faggot I was
>>28447777
6 :^) In ma 2nd Week of primary School...
Never.
No place yet.
Divide by zero error.
>>28447777
Why are you asking this on this board? Quit taunting us you cunt.
>>28447777
bretty gud. In a parked car in the parking lot of my hicktown's park. Sixteen.
Intense, cold, but confusing
It took place in a park a few blocks from my school, after wrestling practice. I was doing rip fuel at the time and my hands couldn't stop shaking after. So I placed it in my pocket.
I was 16
>>28450180
>>28450193
Everyone else needs to get the fuck out. Fucking normies
17 or 18, I had to kiss a girl for a school play. She was a real qt too. And we got to do it multiple times for rehearsals and actual performances.
No tongue of course. Just lips. And those are the only times I had contact like that with a female.
>>28447777
like 7
with my younger sister
tasted strangely good
still haunts me
I first kissed a girl when i was 21 but she was very reluctant to do it.
She later became my first and only gf...
Later on i confessed that she was the first girl i have ever kissed.
>>28447777
Was with the girl I lost my virginity to at age 22.
Told her beforehand that I was a virgin, she didn't care. Kiss transitioned into making out quite fast, though I didn't lose my virginity just yet.
>>28447777
>What was your first kiss like?
Orgasmic
>where was it at?
alcohol fueled party
>how old were you?
18
Fuck i enjoyed that drunk bitch, if i wouldnt have been so wasted i could have lost my vcard.
>>28449182
Young you had more balls than you do currently.
I was 19.
A friend had invited a bunch of people into his parents' house for a couple of days to get drunk and have fun. I met a guy I didn't really like and wasn't attracted to but I was drunk and it's always been rare for guys to show interest in me. I shared a bed with him, we didn't have sex but we made out and groped a lot.
I don't remember what it was like, but he must have been a pretty good kissed and toucher. I'd probably remember if he had been too rough.
>What was it like?
Awkward and terrible, but improved quickly after the first
>Where?
Outside quad at my high school
>How old?
I was a freshman, so 14-15?
I just remember it was an awkward peck that felt wrong. But we went to her place after and got it right. She wanted to touch my penis but I didn't let her cause I was scared lel
>>28450501
>I first was kissed by a girl when i was 21 but I was very reluctant to do it.
>She later decided I had sexually assaulted her after a year of GS classes
>Later on, she went to graduation carrying a mattress
17, when I was a normie. Both our first kisses. Really fucking awkward and weird but we got better. Once we started making out, I realized her breath was fucking awful all the time. Part of the reason I broke up with her.
>first kiss
>getting kissed at all
Never had one, not even on the cheekhelp me
>>28447777
At a park near 1 am after my 11th birthday. I was raped. It was scary but exciting.
>>28447777
Sloppy, at a valpurgisparty. We stayed together for three years and then she cheated on me.
>>28447777
>be me 16
>New year's eve, drunk
>Random girl next to me
>I say "Hey beautiful kiss me"
>Without answering anything she puts her tongue in my mouth
>>28450876
Oh, and i was 17. She was 16.
The robot life found me after that.
When I was 17. I had just come home from theREEEEwhere IFUCKINGandNORMIES
>>28447777
Look at that fucking manlet.
Anyway; 17, at a bus stop, it was awkward as fuck with lots of teeth clash and I had to get on the bus with a massive boner.
>>28447777
fuck this kissing normie bullshit and look at those delicious digits.
>implying
>implying
>implying
>repeating digits
>>28447777
>Normie thread
Hide and move along
>>28447777
>13 years old
>met 13 and 14 year old girl scouts
>went behind a building and kissed the 13 year old, she initiated it
>we went right for French kissing, lots of tongue
>I licked her ass and pussy and fingered her there behind that school building
>we were going to meet up for sex the next day but I decided I didn't want to see her again.
I am extremely impulsive. I also sucked a cock the first chance I got
Senior year
Katie.
I've become a Chad since then. Not even lying m8E's
Daycare I was probably 5 and this 8 year old girl made out with me multiple times. I want to go search for her but I'm just a ottermode autist
>>28450876
What is valpurgisparty?
>>28447777
24
i was running an research in my uni and she was the participant. we got together afterwards.
FUCK OFF NORMIES
FUCKOFF FUCKOFF FUCKOFF FUCKOFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Be 19 year old me
>meet girl one year below me in the same program through friend
>Was interested in another girl so ended up just becoming bros with this chick
>Talk alot
>mostly me and her bantzing
>One day hanging out with her and friend
>he goes to class because he is a contributing member of society
>me and her skip
>we're chilling
>holy shit, she's actually really cute
>there had been a bit of sexual tension between us looking back but I thought it was just memes
>decide I'm kissing her that day
>But wait i'm an autist
>out of the blue just go "so friendanon is gone, wanna make out?"
>she says sure
>we get closer then she pulls away last second to meme me
>internal screaming
>think fast and put on a smug face and call her a tease
>she gets flustered and says she wasn't sure I was being serious
>Decide to put my hand on the back of her head and kiss her
>ended up dating her
>she eventually leaves me for Druggie Chad and got pregnant
kek
>>28447777
i was so young, it was raunchy too. like 6 years old, we tried having sex but we didnt know how so we just layed on top of eachother and used toung.
Look at these fucking normans. there DIRTY FUCKING NORMANS. THESE DISGUSTING SLUTTY CHAD ROATIE SEX HAVING N O R M A N
>was incredible desu
>my house
>15
Almost five years later, have yet to kiss another girl...
>>28447777
15 on a sidewalk with female friend (i was the ultimate beta)
her stacey friend tagged along and then somehow it got mentioned i'd never been kissed and she forced my friend to do it, then she started making out with my friend
fucking slut staceys.
was pretty pleasant kiss though.
>>28450609
but current me has fugged 5 qts, all taller than me XD
come to think of it, I've never been attracted to a girl shorter than me then or now
It was zomg kewl
A year ago this Saturday around 2 am. We were outside my car at his place. I was 23.
I had been dating this guy for 3ish months and he'd broken it off. I am abstaining from premarital sex and wouldn't kiss him. He didn't think he wanted that. Two days after he said we should stop seeing each other, he brought me chocolates and changed his mind. I agreed to keep seeing him. Fast forward ten-ish days. We had a nice evening at a friend's party then cuddled while watching Game of Thrones. When he went in to kiss me goodbye I didn't give him my cheek like I usually did. I pecked him on the lips then he asked me to be his girlfriend annd we kissed some more.
It was really nice. I was comfortable and felt safe and wanted.
We're still together now, though we currently have some issues surrounding our differences in values.
>>28447777
NORMIE thREAD!!I hate you all.
>>28447777
Really awkward. My street corner. 15.
>>28447777
I was around 6 or 7
I kissed my sister because we were roleplaying that we were adults and we were married.
20 and never been kissed in my entire life.
>>28447777
Nice quads, czeched and kek'd.
>23, just got back to college.
>Managed to meet a few decent people.
>One was a girl.
>Hanging out at the apartment of one of them
>Suddenly the girl says "Anon, you've never even kissed a girl, right?"
>I get very unconfortable
>One of the other guys asks how she knows it
>"He's always checking me out, and he's alwasy been fat. I don't think you're popular with the ladies anon"
>"Yup, I'm not."
>"Ok"
>She leaned in and kissed me
>There, now you've kissed a girl!
It was one very bizarre day
>>28447831
>>28448268
>>28450501
>>28450520
>>28453319
>>28456099
>>28457019
>20-24
>36
>normies
Too low in content whatever..
>>28457341
She sounds like an asshole. How did that make you feel?
>>28447777
I was in fourth grade and it was with a dude. Also nice quips.
>>28457367
Weird. I still haven't processed it to be honest. She's very cute, and after so many years of terribly low self-esteem coupled with rejections and bitterness, she looks like the kind of girl I have conditioned myself to never hit on since I have no chance with them. The fact that it was a pity kiss made it even worse.
To be honest I don't feel any different now. I hadn't kissed a girl before, now I did, and nothing really changed.
>>28457463
Man.
That sounds like a very bad first kiss.
At least she was hot.
>be 15
>have one friend
>both of us pathetic
>invites me to the beach for the summer
>all we do is get drunk and do shit
>his younger sister brings two friends
>friend is pretty autistic so he goes to sleep while I stay at night playing with the girls
>laying in the sofa with one of the girls
>we start making out
>this goes for four days
>saw her again later but was too beta to make a move
>first kiss
get out normies. 37 and still a KV. Get on my wizard level
>all these normies who had a girl come near them voluntarily and actually had loving physical contact in the form of a kiss
>all these fucking normies actually got fucking kissed
>I never even got a kiss on the cheek
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>28447777
Magical. I've never felt happier and more loved than that night. It was in my car, when I was about to drop her off at home. It was dark, and she was so beautiful. I was 17. I miss her so fucking much.
>>28447777
My cousin ( about 10 years older than me) made out with me when people weren't around. Fucking hated that fag,
made me feel guilty as hell and always made me cover it up if we almost got caught.
Was like 5
>High School, me 17
>Friends with girl
>Invites me over to study/hang out/dinner
>have a lovely night
>on the couch watching Disney movies
>cuddling, it felt so nice
>she mentions something like "I like being close to you"
>I say "I know how we could be even closed, if you wanted"
>she smiles a perfect smile
>we kiss
>sweet victory starts playing in my head
>went home after, couldn't stop smiling the rest of the night
Still together to this day. I love her with all my heart
>>28458128
You're so lucky. Cherish every moment you have with her, because one day she'll be gone.
>>28447777
I once kissed a girl on the lips in truth or dare in middle school but thats the most sexual thing i've ever done. Does this make me an alpha beta?
Two years old; me and my cousin smooched dity and played doctor y'know. We're both boys and both minorities btw.
>>28458341
That makes you a Deus Ex Machina Beta
You wouldn't have gotten that kiss if it wasn't for that randomized game you played with chads and stacies
Kind of the same shit happened to me recently
>Doin my shit
>Drinks a lot of coffee on the fridays because class
>hot girl serves me coffee erry friday
>talk a bit, joke sometimes
>start texting
>she wants the d.jpg
Turns out she's in depression and she only needs a quick fuck, it could've been anybody else
Sorry for blogging
>>28447777
> girl i had a crush on kissed me one morning, best feeling ever
> infront of our class room
> 5
> also last kiss
> my life peaked at the age of 5
>
>>28447777
I was 13 I think. To make a long story short I told a girl in class I thought she looked cute then a few days later she kissed me in front of the whole class as school ended. The class' reactions were a mix of congratulations and disgust/shock since I was considered "the gross kid". It was one of the best moments of my life though.
>>28447777
>What was your first kiss like?
Weird an unassuming
>where was it at?
Behind a little league dugout
>how old were you?
We were both 7.
She was over my house a lot because my mom babysat her and we went to school together. The baseball fields were across the street, and we went to the one all the way in the back during practice (my mom played and my dad was an ump/coach).
She was my first and only kiss. I'm27now.
>be 20
>this past summer
>meet a girl on /soc/ and we start dating
>save up for a while and fly out to see her
>1st date at an amusement park
>tension to kiss her the entire day on every ride but beta/autist
>evening comes around
>there's a Ferris wheel
>it gets to the top and stops for a min or two
>I inched closer and we kissed
it was pretty awkward and I pulled away pretty fast, my kisses were like ass for practically the whole day after that but I got less nervous after each
>>28447777
dope
on the school bus
13
Behind a log cabin. 13. I also got my first nudes from her. Miss you, Marissa.
>First and only
>May 6th 2010; 7:32pm, 19 years old.
Girl from my uni, we went to the observatory and went stargazing; I remember the night being unusually cold for Autumn.
>>28447820
Quads, retard
>>28447777
It was nice and I remember kind of knowing what I was doing from the start. I was 12 and it was at my first middle school dance. She was a nice girl who wound up a trashy whore after she moved to New Jersey in 10th grade.
>>28447777
uh
it was really brief but kinda shocking, it was at this girl's house doorstep, i was like 12 i guess
i actually left before kissing her but my brother told me she was expecting a kiss so i kinda ran back and gave her a kiss
lol
Turning 25 this summer and never. I was homeschooled from middle school to graduation and couldn't afford college.
>>28454043
Why bring up height you insecure manchild
>>28447777
Front seat of my parents car as I kissed her goodnight before dropping her off at her house. I think a week later I was finger blasting her in the passenger seat a few blocks from her house. I was 17, good times.
>>28461228
Fuuug this is meta-baiting.
>>28458013
awww
that's pretty cute, anon
>>28447777
KAWAAAAAADS, nice
>I was 16 maybe turning 17 cant even remember lmao
>At my friends party
>He's a dero whose family let him throw parties every weekend
>Usual suspects were there, us 5-8 dudes
>That night a small group of sluts were there
>I was looking pretty good at the time, no acne, new haircut
>She walks up to me and lies in my lap on this couch outside
>Kind of sperged and asked her if she wants my jacket
>tipping.jpeg
>She grabs the back of my head
>Pulls me in
>Begin making out
>Isthisthereallife.wav
>Continue to second base, she had huge tits btw
>Other mates literally cheering for me
>How can this get any better?
>It doesn't
>Find out later she fucked the guy who threw the party
>He had a fucking girlfriend at the time
>Go another 12-18 months without any female contact
>>28461320
>why bring up height you insecure manchild
yfw
>first kiss
Fuck you are all unironically normies
Fuck off
>>28461414
I'm 190cm and taller than me usually = lanky and thick girls are the only ones that are really human
>>28447777
Had no clue what to do so I just went HAM. After we stopped I pushed her away from me because I'm awkward af. I was 14 and it was at a school dance.
>>28461414
I'm 6'4" and I agree with him; you are the one experiencing the grief of being a manlet
>>28447777
My gf wanted a goodbye kiss as we were waiting on the bus after school. She didnt know it was my first kiss so I didnt kiss her it would feel too rushed.
Instead after a date and we were watching a movie at my house, she laid on top of me to watch and I noticed her eyes were closed so I decided to sneak a kiss, she was so caught off guard and didnt expect it, then we didnt say anything and just made out for like 15 minutes while touching each other.
I was 17
>>28447777
>Unexpected and garbage.
>At some shitty apartments.
>15.
It was some crazy, whale, bitch.
>Would rather be kissless at age 21 then say this shit.
15, with my first gf while we were on a night's out, drinking. It was pretty awkward t b h. I'm 22 now and have kissed many girls after that. Still a virgin tho.
>>28447777
12
in my bedroomi forced it
relationship was over the next day
but now i feel smug as fuck about it
>>28447777
It was amazing
Port macquarie
I was 18.
>>28447777
18 Could have kissed one way before, but autism etc. I was drunk and just grabbed some girl. People told me she was ugly, but I think she was alright. Kissed a 10/10 about a year later and am now together with my RL waifu.
13
Parents were at a party and said some kids my age were there. I should hang out with them. Said okay and dropped by. It was two girls. We were hanging out and they were flirting more and more. Eventually I found myself getting passed around by them.
The weirdest part was that they tied me up, shoved panties into my mouth and gave me hickeys.
What the fuck.
>>28464047
why things like this never happen to me is beyond me.
>>28447777
Chad and Stacy
THE EXACT FUCKING REPRESENTATION I GOT IN MY MIND
All theese fucking prople kissing girls in their teens while even my mom never kissed me on cheek.
Fuck you, fuck you all, hope you realize what you have.
>1st and only
>18
>at Leavers
>for non Ausbros its a giant celebration at the end of high school where all the kids in the country get to gather and drink and take drugs
> walking between rave tents off my face
>girl asks if she knows me
>i said no but I would like to know you
>she is about 5ft4 and im 5ft9
>we take grip of eachovers waste than lean in
>it was like magic i forgot i was one person it was so warm and wet
>went on for about 7 mins
>im 23 now still a virgin a still only had one kiss
>>28460922
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NOW!!!!!!
Technically when i was like 6, but realistically when i was 16.
She was amazing. Her lips were so full, and she was just awesome.
Every weekend she would come to my house and she would give me blowjobs all weekend. We were laying in bed literally all day cuddling and dryhumping. She gave me probably over 100 blowjobs but we never fucked because i was too pussy to get condoms.
I just stopped talking to her out of the sudden because i was too busy playing wow, i thought "haha yea man i dont need girls theyre a waste of time why would i waste my weekend laying in bed with her when i can farm rep and honor wtf dude!"
She is now a high test with big tits and everything. Everytime i look at her instagram i cry. The sad thing is that she fucking loved me. She kept trying for like 2 years. She would talk to me everyday and i would just respond with "ok". Now its too late, shes working in australia now probably getting fucked by chad all the time.
16. Shitty. The weeb girl I was pressured into asking out tried to kiss me all day but I wouls resist. After 3 days of this I finally pecked her on the lips after school.
>>28447777
13.
During a joint-vacation with a couple who were friends with my parents, since we were short on beds, I ended up sharing one with their daughter (a childhood friend and a couple of years older than me) and we made out a bit under the sheets, I groped her and dry-humped her.
It was awkward because neither of us knew what we were doing, but damn, it got me hard as diamonds at the time
>you will always remember the little innocent sexually charged moments of your youth
>Play marriages in kindergarten
>Flirting with your crushes through insults playful smacks and teasing between grades 1-5
>The school dances with your crushes, your hands around her waist, her hands around your next as you sway in place
>the Halloween dances where no parents are around and the crush is confident enough to rest her head on your shoulder.
>The constant flirting in high school, the sexual tension flaring every day.
>Being assigned to a seating plan with a girl you hate, only to end up (for lack of a better word) Tsundere, over the course of the class, then as inseparable friends
>Going to house parties with her and having the most popular Stacy in your grade swoon and say we're adorable together, eventually fulfilling her observation and dating for high school.
You will never be as happy and carefree with the opposite sex now as you did back then.
>>28464732
hands around your neck*
>>28464513
Where in Aus? I could fuck her on your behalf :)
>>28447777
I made out with a virgin trap for two hours, but once the sexual frustration wore off I realized I wasn't gay, or at least not that gay. I was 18.
>>28447777
Awkward.
In her room
18
She dumped me the next day
>>28447777
> in 1st grade so I was 6 or 7 years old
>be on the playground next to cute girl
>stare at cute girl's lips
>rape her lips
>she looks shock
>she runs and tells the teacher
>get a talk about how wrong it was
Do you think she still remembers it?her name was taylor.
>>28464901
She'll think back to it every so often and vomit slightly in her mouth
>be 17
>be pretty autistic when it comes to girls
>start seeing this 16-year old
>get along nice
>don't even think we've held hands
>sitting on a wall at her house just talking
>without warning she turns and kisses me
>I mean KISSES me. tongue down my throat trying to suck the life out of my body
>after about 15 seconds of this she realizes I'm just sitting there not returning her passionate kiss
>sits back down and whispers "sorry"
>breaks up with me the next day.
>>28465020
But at least she'll be thinking of me.
>Be Britbong where kissing women is done all the time in greeting and goodbyes
Don't even have to try
>>28447777
Pretty good senpai, was with a chick I was into, though I found out she had a bf already like a week later. Was at my house, I was 18.
>>28457776
same here. Feels bad
porcoddio sta roba del commento originale ha rotto il cazzo prima di ieri
>What was your first kiss like?
awkward, felt nice, i was terrible
>where was it at?
in a bus, in traffic, waiting for my stop
>how old were you?
18
How the hell do I get kissed??? I don't understand. No girl has ever found my attractive enough to even want to be in my presence, how do I even go about wanting to get a kiss?
>>28447777
16 or 17. At a party, a girl who had moved to our school recently was there, she said hi, talked briefly, she was being real flirty, she asked me for a kiss, she was being nice so I obliged
>>28464513
She continued to pursue you because you ignored her. Had you ditched the WoW for her, she would have lost interest and left you anyway.
People want what they can't have. I only want a girlfriend after being single for awhile and they only want you if you're unattainable bud.
>>28456099
That's sad. Are you christian brainwashed? Just remember that you don't need to never have sex to be safe. And if you take it to the extreme of not even wanting to kiss a dude at 23 then that's crazy. Live your life. "It felt safe" just makes me cringe. Have fun never achieving anything or ever being thrilled or excited and getting stuck as a "good little housewife" until you realize you want more out of your existence but you're too old to do anything
Decent, in a classroom, 9
>>28457463
That's cause she's shallow. I mean don't get me wrong people have a right to have standards, but by your quotes from her she sounds like she judges everything around her (not just looks) from the surface
17, drunk as shit started making out with this chick. Turned out she had a boyfriend kek, I didn't even know.
15
I biked to this girl's house then we walked down to pizza hut and had lunch and on the way back she kissed me and i was bad and it was messy and embarrassing
I miss the simple days desu
>>28450180
This to be quite honest with everyone in thus thread.
>>28452138
I think it's a rock or heavy metal band.
16
It was my sophomore year of highschool and my friend invited me to her older brothers New Years party. Everyone was pretty wasted but I'm pretty sure I made out with 4 girls and 1 guy, even chipped my tooth at some point
>>28447777
15 years old, late summer 2011. I had like 3 friends at the time. One of my friends who was a bit more popular than me actually invited me to a party and I got to meet some new people. They loved me because they though I was a fun person until after 2 times when I stopped being a happy drunk and became a violent drunk. It was my 3rd time drunk. Made out with a 7/10 batshit crazy blonde girl at a party. She literally told me "Let's go somewhere private." But I was too socially retarded to get the fucking hint. Luckily I lost my virginity 2 years later. A couple of weeks later we were partying at the same place and autistic fuckhead that I am I got violent with some annoying manlet jew over some bullshit argument and got verbally abusive with one of the girls there until she started crying and needless to say that was the last fucking party I ever got invited to. The fact that these people were considered the losers and weirdos in high school (the 7/10 girl was the hottest chick there) just makes it even funnier, because not even they can stand being around me.
