>Browsing the chon
>Mom has a friend from work over so i lock my door
>Been chewing gum for a few hours
>Gum loses consistency as gums do after a few hours of chewing
>Can't go downstairs because i haven't showered in 3 days
>Just throw the gum out of the window
>It lands on her bicycle seat
>1 hour later
>mom orders me down
>workfriend sat on the gum
>Mfw i have to apologize
JUST END ME GUYS
How did she know it was your gum..?
how did the gum land EXACTLY on the bike seat?
>>28447596
There was no other window open anywhere and my mom saw me chewing it when i got a drink from the fridge
>>28447618
It was still sticky so i think i just hit it
>>28447568
Please tell me this is real. Thanks for the laughs op
>>28447918
>>28447568
no worries pal, nobody saw it.
>>28447709
So you could take something from the fridge downstairs but not go there later?
Also
>caring what her normie roasty friend thinks.
Shaking my head do be honest famalamborghini
>>28447980
>so you could take something from the fridge downstairs but not go there later?
The friend came after i brought my pepsi
Also i didn't want to embarass my mom and fucked up spectacularly
>>28447568
You stupid fucking nigger.
Literally could've just walked downstairs, or just go into your bathroom for a shower if you were that self aware over your smell.
