Tfw 10/10 cute blonde gf
>>28447325
>3d
>10/10
>qt
hehehehehh
>>28447325
this old skank is 10/10 on robot scale? wew
4/10 on Chad scale.
Enjoy your used goods.
Tfw 10/10 cute sandnigger gf
>Strict muslim parents
>No way to fuck her
What am I doing?
>>28447373
Drink tea with her, or whatever it is you brits do.
>>28447405
I'm actually German. I should eat some Bratwurst and Sauerkraut with her.
>Hadn't had sex for like 8 months
>Muh balls are as big as my fists
>>28447612
>>Muh balls are as big as my fists
vielleicht mal zum Urologen
>>28447687
Der Wichser will meine Phimose heilen. Da lass ich mich nicht mehr blicken. Ich will meine Vorhaut behalten. Wenigstens noch ein bischen :_(
>goldendoodle master race
>>28447373
>>28447612
>I should eat some Bratwurst and Sauerkraut with her
No, you should kill yourself because of Rassenschande
>>28448639
oh fuck! zieh einfach ganz feste!
>>28447373
Is she Syrian? How'd you start dating?
>>28447612
>>Hadn't had sex for like 8 months
Get the fuck out.
>>28447325
Blondes are ugly. Gingers are superior.
>>28447325
I had to zoom in from the catalog view I thought I saw a ferengi.