*farts* hi wagecucks us NEETS get to drink wine every morning. Too bad u can't or mr Greenberg will make u work without week pay for being "drunk" off of one drink like a child!
Sucks to suck!
>>28447023
l like mr. Greenberg, he has a nice cock :3
>>28447061
yeah he really does
>>28447023
Wagecucks will never know the feel of midweek, morning drinking
>>28447023
With the amount of time and effort you put into making these posts, you could've written your first novel or script and gotten it published and gained recognition and money at this juncture. Maybe even made your parents proud and gotten a girlfriend.
>>28447061
Wagecucks get ass fucked by Jew boss daily.
Don't ur holes hurt, wagecucks?
Mmm time for another wine glass this fine morning!
>>28447061
Who reddit.com/r/GoodGoy here?
WHO IS HOLDING THE FUCKING GLASS??
>>28447081
I already finished a half a handle of Popov this morning. I drink for the taste and class, unlike wagecucks who drink to black out and forget their pathetic lives. Might watch some anime now and maybe go on a date with my lady friend later.
>>28447023
>*farts*
At least you started it right.
>>28447116
l am!! Me!
Wagecucks can afford better substances than your shit $3 boxed wine that you bought with mom's change. I get off work, pour up a drink from a limited edition bottle of award-winning Tito's Vodka signed by Tito himself, roll up a blunt of $1000 an ounce California Space-Weed and pop a few super molly pills, and I'm in heaven. Have fun with your cheap buzz, pleb, I'm going to the moon
FOR ALL THE GIRLS THAT GOT DICK FROM COMFY PEPE
IF YOU SEE 'EM IN THE STREETS THEY OWE HIM SOME TENDIES
WHY? THEY MAD THEY AIN'T COMFY
THEY MAD THEY STILL WAGIES~
>>28447124
Wagecuck just out of shot
>>28447124
It's a wagie, who's job it is to spoon feed the neet his tendie bucks or in this case his wino dinero
>>28447124
Wizards have evolved beyond the use of primitive hands
>>28447143
We'll also be able to actually go to the Moon once the private sector reduces the costs of spaceflight to a fraction of what it is now and space tourism is a booming industry.
>>28447132
What's wrong with farting, wagecuck?
Us NEETS are in tune with our bodies and it is healthy to let gas. Guess what? We are more respected by woman than you, and get to enjoy wine and vodka every morning. We drink for taste and class.
>>28447023
Ha OP, I put Baileys in my coffee this morning
And then on lunch break I did it again
Lol, kill me now pls
>>28447132
The fart is the most important part, as it highlights the neets free-spirited nature straight away, thus setting the tone to perfection
>>28447143
>Tito's vodka
Vodka drinker, here. Tito's is Taaka-tier with better marketing. Get Monopolowa or Luksusowa. Even Russian Standard is better than Tito's.
>>28447195
I rip ass at work with reckless abandon. We all do, it's a staple of working construction.
Like we always do at this time
I go for mine, I gots to shine
(Now throw yo' hands up in the sky)
I, go, go for mine, I gots to shine
(Now throw yo' hands up in the sky)
I'ma get on the TV momma, I'mma
I'mma put shit down
(Ayy) ayyy (ayy) ayyy
(Ayy) ayyy (ayy) I'm good
>>28447132
Being able to fart freely is an exercise of the NEET's power over his own life. You poor wagecucks can't even fart as you please, in fear of looking unprofessional. One fart at the wrong time, and mr. Sheckelberg takes away the promotion he's dangled in front of your face all year long.
>>28447195
This. NEETS are noble and free spirited
>>28447264
This. I'm a NEET who just farted and drinking burnetts with my cereal. Also I get hit on daily.
>>28447061
>will never have a womb so Greenberg can make my belly swell with his baby
>will never raise a high IQ superior Jewish boy
>at best can offer my boipussy to Mr. Greenberg and let him fill me up before I eat out his hairy asshole
I just want to be a cute Jewish guy's goyim side bitch
how many wagekeks wives have gotten comfy on the big NEET cock today?
I'm really fucking sick and tired of this stupid fucking meme , I get really fucking angry IRL when I read this stupid shit
>>28447207
>Russian Standard is better than Tito's
>>28447419
>being this triggered
NORMIE ROOOOOOOOOO
>>28447300
>burnetts
at least one of you NEET faggots has taste
>>28447023
Thisis the correct way to live your life
>>28447414
Wagecuck here, I was the one getting comfy ;)
Jokes on you I'm a union carpenter and inspect roller coasters my boss answers to me
My new avant-garde neo-classical composition just premiered at Chateau Shatto, I couldn't be happier today. Hope my fellow NEET intellectuals and artists are doing well!
>>28447520
Kek wrong picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBiOx3pKZAc
WAGEKEKS B T F O AGAIN!
>>28447561
Serious question, can NEETs that aren't trust fund kids or have rich, enabling parents actually afford to do any of those things?
>>28447674
You can always bust your ass for 10-15 years in a high paying job, and then become NEET after your thirties. Read the Mr. Money mustache blog.
>>28447674
Poor delusional wagecuck. When will you realise that your free time is more valuable than the meagre living you can make off working 12 hours a day for Mr Sheklsburg
>>28447674
The answer?
Absolutely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arsZ2JCSKz4
Facts.
>>28447711
That doesn't answer my question.
>>28447724
How?
>wagie could become a NEET right now
>but he wants to suck a dick and get cucked for 30+ years just to become a NEET anyway
>a wagecuck is so mentally deficient and programmed that they would literally start giving you a handjob just to feel productive, to feel wanted, to feel loved
Is that it wagies? Want to feel like someone cares about you because you're insecure and retarded? Tsk tsk, what a hilariously miserable existence. But hey, someone's gotta go make me some money.
>>28447023
Enjoy your detox or inevitable liver failure.
>>28447846
I believe in welfare avoidance. Not going to get 'aid' by a government I don't support.
>>28447771
Saving up NEETbux. If you're money conscious you'll know where to go and when (during the off season, when wagies and slavin'). Vacations actually don't cost that much when you're going solo and research where to go ahead of time. Hell, I had an amazing time in Anguilla a few months ago. Sailing the Caribbean has always been a dream of mine, and I was able to make it happen. But I think the best thing about being a NEET is true, real freedom. No job, no bills, no mortgage, no nothing. The world is quite literally your oyster. I could have stayed in the Caribbean for ever if I wanted to.
>>28447878
You think you're being the bigger man but they're still putting the gun to your head making you fork over the cash. Despite your mental gymnastics, you're just a wagie, in a cagie.
>>28447081
> asceticism
> self-improvement
> waifus
One of these things does not belong.
>>28447143
You wagie don't understand do you... I make my own alcohol and because of how much free time I got I can perfect it to my tastes, other then spend time to buy someone else's taste...WAGEKUK
>>28447425
Yeah, and the point is RS is shit vodka and still better. Tito's drinkers are Budweiser for taste.
Why do you guys still reply to these? Reaction is literally all these people live for.
>>28447922
There is no 'they'. It's just me. It's my money. Which is the very reason I dislike spending it on people who don't work by decision.
I'm just gonna keep posting this with far less frequency since I'm doing other stuff.
>>28447752
haha, these videos are great, the accent makes it sound like a bbc nature documentary
I can't believe I get to be a NEET, and have a cute gf that loves me and takes care of me.
I'm fucking blessed, bros. I made it. This is the pinnacle of life. Wagies... I'm so sorry for you. Your bodies grow fat, unhealthy, and rot away. Meanwhile we are... forever young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg
>be a wagecuck
>think to my self it's just satire
Realize there are rich neets who live the dream, that are not on r9k
>>28448012
Oh sure you don't pay taxes, I believe that wagecuck. You're using escapism to escape from the reality of your cucking when you could just be a NEET instead.
>>28448027
Fatty fatty 304
Can't fit through the kitchen door
>>28448072
I legit want to kill or cripple those people. Like tie them up and blast two airhorns in both of their ears for 5 minutes straight.
>>28448100
>Which is the very reason I dislike spending it on people who don't work by decision
>>28448122
Then we'd just tell your manager, wagekek :^)
>>28448100
>Oh sure you don't pay taxes, I believe that wagecuck.
I have to. It's a crime to take money from people by force, even if it's the government.
Not seen one of these in a while even tho this is shit tier
>>28448122
Literally just for being born with parents who made something of their life for their children and became successful?
Go fuck yourself, faggot. I can tell from your post you're fat, smelly and use sarcasm at Gamestop to ridicule the people working there just to feel better about yourself before you go home, eat a bag of Cheetos, jerk off dry and cry yourself to sleep. Daily.
>>28448173
Not seen a wagecuck thread in a while? There's literally a dozen in the catalog at all times of the day.
>read *farts*
>i can't stop laughing
welp off to work now
>>28448173
68 replies isn't bad
I put in a good amount of time in my NEETposts
>>28448186
>maybe if I suck this dick hard enough they'll give me some of their pocket change
Pussy
>>28447561
like you guys go outside lol
http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0190634001462822913/12748698.mp3
>>28447023
>us NEETS get to drink wine every morning
So you can be prepared for a productive day ahe-oh, wait.
>being "drunk" off of one drink
What kind of lightweight faggot do you take me for? Also, I've gotten blitzed before, gone into work the next morning and worked just fine.
>>28448920
Because a damn baboon could do your job, wagie!
http://www.knoxvilledailysun.com/news/2012/august/jack-the-signalman.html
>wagies
>>28448960
Yes, because this is the 19th century and I work as a signalman. Of course.
>>28447023
Thisthread is surprisingly popular, and that's a good thing.
>>28449104
you are late smug wojak guy, I expect you to always be one of the first responses to these threads, quit slacking off!
>>28448110
Ye.
>I got stuck in a shower entry way
>Fat trucker feels
But remember, don't make the door larger, tell me to lose weight.
Fucking hate fat people who expect everyone else to change.
