>I haven't accomplished a single thing in my 47 years of being on this planet
> I'm STILL a virgin
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>28446553
at least you have powers of a wizard
>>28446553
Just conjure yourself a fair maiden.
>>28446660
>throwing away all your mana after so long
Get out of here you fucking normalfag
>>28446553
What a waste of a human being.
>>28446553
At least you haven't settled for an ugly bitch like most failed normies here.
>>28446553
Dam.
I genuinely feel sorry for you.
>>28446553
accomplishment is relative
>>28446681
Fucking a familiar doesn't drain you of your mana, because it just cycles back to you.
>>28446553
You're not 47 OP. You're not.
>>28446780
OH I am and buddy.. It doesn't get any better
>>28446855
Do you have some proof of that, or at least, can you provide some sort of convincing evidence that you are really that fucking old?
How did you avoid ever getting a job, for example? Do you live with your parents still?
I want to hear this life story.
