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How am I supposed to reach the trigger when I try to shoot myself
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How am I supposed to reach the trigger when I try to shoot myself in the head with a shotgun?

I have really long arms too but I don't think it'll reach.
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>>28446545
use the leg

..unless you are lard ass American who can't...use a string
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Use your toe
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If you can't figure out something this simple you don't deserve the quick way out.
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Also many ppl have blown off their faces and lived. Look it up if u don't believe me.
And I rlly don't want that to happen to me
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>>28446565
Damn that makes u sound so cool n edgy
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>>28446560
>>28446564
Wtf how is that gonna work. My legs r too long I'm like 6'3 I won't be able to work that. Paint me a picture how to do this
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>>28446618

You're retarded if you can't figure this out my dude
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Shotgun is not a good way to kill yourself.

It is a good way to get a messy lobotomy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6trrpsBU0

heres a song for you anon
i wish you the best of luck!
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>>28446643
That's only if you're stupid enough to shoot yourself in the face. The back of the mouth at a slight upward angle is the way to go, it destroys the brain stem so you lose consciousness before you even hear the gunshot.
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>>28446545
with a series of ropes, a few pieces of wood and a cinder block or something heavy
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>>28446812
*results may vary
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>>28446545
Use your toes mang
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You're seriously retarded, I would tell you to kill yourself but you don't even know how to do that
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>>28446618
>6'3"
>wants to commit suicide
You stupid fuck, you're automatically a Chad at your height. You have life on easy mode.
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Dont use shotgun. Theres a guy who lives at the retard home in town cause he failed at suicide.
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>>28447053
>>28447053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDjBzeTZxG4
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My uncle shot himself with a shotgun. Doesn't have a mouth or nose anymore, plus he's mostly blind.

>mfw my grandpa used to say he couldn't do anything right, even killing himself
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>>28446545

use you feet like this
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>>28446545
Anon what round are you using? I'm not going to try and stop you because I don't know your life story but please tell me you're using at least a 12g slug
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