Describe to me how your perfect gf/bf would be
Lmao
The one who admires you for who you are and not what you do?
>>28445825
But you are what you do anon.
>>28445637
OK famalam.
First rule SHES GOTTA BE SMALLER THAN ME I wanna hold her little head with my manhands and shit I'm 6'2 though so that's not a stretch lol.
Rule the second NO FATTIES A bit of chub is a ok but I draw the line at muffintop and bingo wings. Or that gross pockmarking creasy thing that happens to fat people skin.
Those are the two hard rules the rest idc any of Supportive Talkative Kind Independent but affectionate etc.
IDC about appearance because I don't find a lot of women hot so idk what I really want.
Just someone to hold hands with on my days off and go to sleep/wake up with yknow? Really gross nasty sex is on my list but w/e I can live without it.
Sorry I took so long I'm busy working for THE MAN.
Funny
Kind hearted
Compassionate
Intelligent
Likes to communicate
Affectionate
Conservative
Family values/traditional
Wants kids
Ideally taller than me
Dominate
Likes dogs
Enjoys the quiet comfy life
Doesn't put me down
Ideally Christian
Introverted
>>28445637
Introverted
Caring
Needy
Loving
Timid
Tall
Slim
Flat chested
Insecure
Cute
Clingy
tis but a dream ;^;
>>28445637
She would like me, understand me, etc.
And she would be real.
>>28446671
sounds like you want a boi desu
>>28445637
any girl shorter than 5'4", is interesting, and likes to be around me.
that's all I ask
>>28446788
maybe i do
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
He would be a boy, of course
He would pet my head
He would watch anime with me
He would have a wide imagination
He would strive to get better,and want me to get better always
He would let me cook him food
He would like psychology and philosophy and history
He would be a bit taller than me, I'm 5ft 4
I'd slide my hands through his hair.. We would watch movies and go on adventures ... Anywhere Wed be he'd think of something fun to do. Something unreal. Make me feel unreal.
>>28447742
what anime should we watch first?
>>28445637
my perfect gf/bf would befortune-telling anon
>>28447742
>tfw no short gf to give headpats while watching anime with
>>28447818
Well I am currently watching Chuuninbyou but I have also been asked to watch ergo proxy and my favourite is lain
Girl between 16-23
No dyed hair, has to be natural
Brunette or raven haired
Hates metal and country music. Biggest turn off is seeing a cute girl listening to that awful music.
Must be an introvert that doesn't like going near people much
Virgin
Doesn't want any kids
Must be Christian, although I am not religious I find religious girls to be qts
Must be shorter than me, I am 5'11
I pretty much just want a girl to watch movies/shows with that is content with a simple life. Night walks, camping out, some urban exploring. I am fairly wealthy so we could travel and explore together.
>>28447742
>another adventure-loving anon
ever since that thread a few days ago, i've been feeling so wistful. like a longing for that time before i knew the layout of all the abandoned buildings and forests around here, i'm sure you know the feeling
>>28447889
>I have also been asked to watch
Stopped reading there! I don't feel like becoming another one of your beta orbiters.Why did you even bother posting if you already have people who obviously want to be your bf? Goodbye
>>28445637
Basically me but with boobs and a vagina.
>>28447935
I have been asked to watch by people in 4chan anime threads... But okay :(
weird world trigger girl is kinda cute desu
>>28448032
Are you sure you don't have a skype contact list of 400+ betas?
I prefer when my female contacts keep a tidy list of pursuing betas under 50.
>>28448078
I don't know how much people I have on Skype But it's mostly people I knew in primary school
>>28448143
I don't know anon, chuunibyou is KyoAnus shit, and ergo proxy looks e d g y. I should pick our next show together.
>>28448143
Roastie slut gtfo. Stop trying to lead on these betas. If you have no idea how many you have on Skype it's too many. I have 4. And "primary school friends" yeah right. More like chads you fuck every weekend.
>>28448143
They say you're either you're out or you're in
But you're onnnnnnnnnnnn................
>>28447829
>>28448056
thanks lmao but im taken by FATE
also average
>>28448179
I don't know how many because I don't have Skype open right now and I don't use it much. When MSN changed to Skype, everyone in primary school exchanged skypes. I haven't slept with anyone, let alone this year, not this weekend.
>>28448177
What would you like to watch anon?
I know that by replying I'm getting replies and therefore a negative impact on people here but I feel bad not replying, I apologise.
>>28445637
I want someone different than all the other sluts I've had. Someone as enthusiastic about my work and area of study as I am, who can be my partner and lab/workshop assistant. I want to achieve greatness and build amazing things together, effectively changing the world and how people live. Human mechanical augments. She needs to be as devoted to me as I would be to her, as I want a wife, not just an easy lay for a few months. Someone who enjoys industrial aesthetic as much as I do, who would enjoy living in a bunker with me. I don't care as much how she looks, so long as she loves herself enough to take care of herself and her appearance. We could both work together towards achieving transhumanism, replacing parts of each others' bodies in our cold underground home. I wouldn't even mind if he was a boy, so long as he looked pretty and feminine. I just want a life long partner to work with. I could teach them everything I know and more, so long as they're willing to learn everything they can as I am. With my steady advances through biomedical engineering & programming, I don't plan on dying for a very long time. I want someone to spend that time with.
>>28448271
This year?
Not >this lifetime?
You're too normal for this board please leave before people get upset
>>28448318
I am a Stacy, not a fembot, sorry.
>>28448212
what if this is FATE
fortune telling is worth a few cuteness points i think
>>28448318
Fortunately I'm not in this new wave of Normies, I have been on here since 2010
small
curvy
white
metalhead
chill
crazy about sucking my dick
>>28445637
White
Dark Hair
Any Height
Any Breast Size
Normal Weight or Less, Pudgy if I like the look
>Knowledgable about topics
>Has similar interests as me
Wants children/marriage
>Reciprocated faithfulness and love
>>28448212but you yourself said it was meant to be
>>28448212
>>28447829
FATEANON is MINE
>>28448271
First of all, we should of course be watching jojo part 4 as it comes out.
>>28448343
little do you know you are truly nothing
neither of those titles elevate you above the nothingness you truly are
you will disappear and never be a thing ever again
ever
enjoy the rest of your life
>>28448448
This is no news to me, it applies to you all the same
>>28448437
OH DAMN IM BEING STALKED LMAO TIME TO BE AFRAID LMAO LMAO THESE ARE LMAOS OF FEAR
>>28445637
Physical traits
age: Over 16, less than 30
height: Shorter than me, no taller than me in heels (I'm 5'10'')
body shape: a little extra, spooky skeletons repulse me even more than fat girls, but REALLY fat girls aren't okay, I keep myself in decent condition and expect the same. Wide hips, thick thighs, big tits. A little belly is fine if it comes with these. But just a little.
face: slightly sad, dark eyes, and freckles are a huge plus.
complexion: honestly doesn't matter too much to me, I prefer orange hair though so that typically comes with the ginger complexion.
no tats/piercings, hate this shit. Only exception would be if we're getting married a finger tattoo is a good alternative to a ring which doesn't involve African child slave labor
mental traits:
not clingy, i'm a loner by nature so I need space, has something to keep her busy outside of me
sensible, not prone to doing stupid things on whims
practical and non materialistic, values people and experiences over building mountains of junk made in china
Straightforward, doesn't play social games that I am ill equipped to compete in, says what she wants and what she expects and is willing to negotiate when reality spits in the face of that. No covert contracts.
Understands that the security/insecurity thing is just memes and that all people have their own shit
Not SJW propagator of slave morality
wants kids
Others:
Is willing to induce lactation, interested in breastplay, milking and nursing
Is willing to alter her diet to maximize production and improve flavor
Will make me baked goods with her breastmilk
>>28448495
I know, I can't fucking wait desu
It just pleases me a little when people who have something in life lose it all.
And it also pleases me when people who have nothing in life gain peace.
It's a win win situation.
Isn't the transience of life great!? :D
>tfw I already have the perfect gf and I know I don't deserve her
Help
>>28448554
What is your goal in life anon? I always feel that once I seem to realise, I need to know more. Yet the acquirement of knowledge is not the goal itself, which makes it unsatisfactory. I was thinking of leaving something for people to appreciate succeeding my death, but none of it seems enough
>>28448527
IT'S ONLY FATE. LET IT HAPPEN
>>28448212
>this is fortuneanon
Let me take you on a star-crossed date full of passion and then disappear from your life forevermore.
Someone i can feel confortable being with who i can open up emotionaly to and can bare living with my shitty personality traits. Anything else i don't really give a fuck about. Being me can be lonely tbqh famalam
>>28448212
HOLY SHIT FATE ANON HAS A FACE. You seem pretty cool on first impresions tbqh
>>28448771
>was hoping FATEanon would be an eldritch monster
>instead she's a cute girl
Not sure if I should be disappointed tbqh
>>28445637
Skinny
Pale
Cute-ish
Likes anime and video games
Creative kind of
Introverted
Very shy
Mean to people who aren't mean
Swears
Will spend all day doing nothing
And most importantly
Fun to talk to and chill.
It's weird honestly even if I talk to a girl there's a certain personality type that has to be there for me to actually connect with her in any meaningful way. She just has to be chill and talk about mutual things and be bitter and spiteful with me and stuff.
>>28448212
where are the freckles
i feel lied to
>>28448605
It'll all get forgotten anyway
Unless you have some kind of miracle inhuman goal then your efforts are worthless
But whatever, my goal in life is to stop suffering, I'm hoping this happens when I die
ultimatesharpedge
>>28448437
>Virgin
>No
You don't want her senpai
>>28448212
hey fate anon. You're my favourite poster on /r9k/. And you don't even use a trip which double good
>female
>aged 15-35
>lives in the same city as me
that's it
>>28448884
She was FATED to fuck Chad you bitter virgin. You can't argue with fate.
>>28448884
Would you date a girl that was Tomoko in literally every single way EXCEPT she wasn't a virgin?
>>28448903
so if she met those requirements and looked like andrea dworkin you'd be fine with that?
>>28448849
If I can't achieve this goal I want to become God, that's fine too. I think I'd do a better job than this fuckup autist
>>28448924
And be judged every second of every day for my immense sexual incompetence while she fondly remembers her more dominant and sexually appealing ex every second we're together?
ha ha
no
someone who loves me
I know I'll never get that
>>28448988
What about if it was another virgin and it was only one awkward time and alsohis dick was smaller than yours in both length and girth?
Skinny
Schizo
White or Korean
KV
Won't cuck me
>>28448927
of course, she looks qt
are you saying you wouldn't?
>>28449020
She'll still never forget him. I'll never be that special to her, and she'd always remember him over me...
I dont think it's possible for a dick to have less girth than me though unless it's literal pencil size.
I would MAYBE do it if she never spoke or looked at her first guy again but even then I'd probably hate her for silently comparing us every day
KV pawg gothic yandere mentally-ill girl with 10/10 facial aesthetics
>>28449083
>vyro has a skinny dick
I'm so sorry for your loss. Do you think that's why you're so paranoid about this?
>>28446487
kill yourself
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28449127
That and the emotional aspect.
I don't know. I can't imagine anyone would ever compare emotionally to the person I had my first time with, so when that happens, I want to share it with someone else who is also a virgin so at least we can never forget each other no matter what.
>>28448982
I'm in politics so I can actually get close to being God at some point. It'd be nice.
>>28445637
>Gay.
>Very nice but not afraid to be strict.
>Not super touchy feely in public, but very clingy in private.
>Not a flamboyant cock gobbling mega-fag
>Able to just be a bro during the day with my friends and stuff
>Likes guns, nerdy NEET shit, camping, other outdoor activities.
>Absolute dominating ubermensch
>6 foot tall at least
>other shit that I can't think of right now
>Is pic related
>>28449465
how would that even work
i thought we were meant to be separating church and state
I have obtained a girlfriend recently. She does not have many friends due to over protective parents (they don't let her have social media and make her go to bed at 9 unless she has homework) but she is quite pretty, and is half japanese half white. She does have female friends but not outside of school, and doesn't talk to many males either besides me. She is also super small and weighs about 100 lbs and is short, but not midget sized, with a small-medium chest. She also has super pale skin, and dresses conservatively, she doesn't like to show off her body in public.
Plus she is thinking long term since she asked what we plan on doing once I go into college next fall, so she plans to stick with me past then hopefully.
I'm also her first boyfriend, so she sometimes apologizes for not knowing how to act like a girlfriend and what they do, and is pretty shy in school but is more open when we are on dates together.
Pic related, anime avatar of her we worked together on. Oh, and she and her mom are weebs just like me, in fact our first convo was about anime in the first place lol. Anime literally got me a girlfriend. She also likes videogames too, we play together. She is also smart and does well in school.
Literally dream gf of anybody on r9k.
>>28445637
Non-existant, I fucking hate People.
t. Edgy guy
>>28449650
So...do you bang her?
>>28445637
Hmm... Maybe long black hair, wide hips made for my children, short, but not midget size and a fat ass, but more importantly, YOU'RE THE FORTUNE TELLING ANON, ARE YOU NOT!? I STILL LOVE YOU!
>>28449736
Yes thats me
Im noticing im more famous than i believed to be in here
TIME TO FADE INTO OBSCURITY
Love ya
>>28449790
>Love ya
L-Love ya too
>>28448819
hey retard
i don't know why you want a shy bitch girlfriend
shy people are generally not mean for no reason
they generally don't really talk to people if they're that shy so someone like that probably won't exist ever
i'm your dream waifu or whatever so do me a favor and die in a fire
>>28449876
>so do me a favor and die in a fire
See, they do exist.
also I've met them before. Shy people can definitely be mean, look at r9k. People can be shy and super bitter and spiteful at the same time.
>>28449722
No, at least not yet. Her parents will slaughter me if she gets pregnant. But that won't be a problem if we get married, and her parents expect us to stay together for a while.
.
Pic related, it's avatar version of me. I am shitskin indian Muslim.
>>28449918
I'm not shy you retardo
>look at r9k
this is an imageboard for aspies, i'm talking about real life LOL
>>28449918
also wtf why do you have your own board on 8cham???
>>28449948
Do you not think some mean people on here are unable to talk to people in real life?
Fuck, I can't talk to people in real life, and I'm bitter as fuck.
Besides what kind of dream waifu is an extrovert?
>>28449994
I made it as a joke because someone dared me to kek
>>28450018
You can be an introvert and not be shy as hell you got dam RETARD !!!!!!!!!!!
stay bitter bro
>>28449876
My gf is shy and it's great desu since she doesn't have many males close to her besides me and her father.
>>28450083
Please don't post Sakura on r9k
>>28450059
Your typing style is annoying man are you 12
>>28450138
Don't tell me what to do, I can post whatever the hell I want to on r9k.
>>28450153
no I'm a cute little girl and you seemingly like me a lot
>>28450166
Sakura wouldn't want that kind of exposure
not fat and not slut and that's all
apparently that's impossible to find
Being cute and loving me.
I'm really not that interested in sex so I get nervous thinking about all the relationships that break apart because of sex. I wish I could find a girl who wants a longtime life partner to simply enjoy being together.
I don't think I could date an asexual though.
>>28450202
Do we even talk
there's only like two females I talk to, one of which friendzoned me bad and the other of which doesn't type anything like you
>>28450261
If you're not Ace you're a crazy hyper sexual fuckbeast, gross.
>>28450305
no we don't talk
you just post my face a lot for some reason
also REEEEEE what is this what kinda faggot talks to girls AND posts on r9k?? go home failed chad
a funny girl who likes to drink is all i'd ever ask for
>>28450202
>Sakura wouldn't want that kind of exposure
Su...Su...Sumimasen...
>>28450396
I talk to girls only with the hope of actually finding someone to like me.
I am a retard though.
If you are that girl though wow I genuinely didn't think she was even a 4chan person, just a picture
>>28450494
yeah you're pretty retarded and a little creepy and also
>she
LOL
>>28450305
What are the names of the girls you talk to?
>>28450349
I know it's weird
I was raised by a single mom in a family of women and a gay older brother
>my only friends are girls
>always gravitate towards women in social settings because I'm comfortable being around women only
>don't get along with men so I don't have people to share hobbies with
>can touch women naturally as long as it's nothing sexual
>spaghetti everywhere if a girl flirts with me
>not attracted by sex appeal and only feel interest in CUTE girls
>the last thing I think about when I see a girl is sex
I'ts like my brain is wired differently to how normal people should think of the opposite sex.
I want a cute gf to have kids and be happy with love as the basis of the relationship.
I think I'm hopeless senpais
>>28447742
where are you located :)
pls be washington state
Male
Asian or Asian mix
Muscular
>>28450545
Yeeeaaaah I'm being trolled. Pics or leave, pal.I am awfully creepy though.
>>28450547
Why do you want to know?
>>28451014
Just curious. You can just give initials, if you want.
>>28451049
I'd rather not...
I dont want to upset people..
>>28445637
>5'0
>qt introvert
>pale
>long red hair
>has to listen to Earl Sweatshirt
>big butt
>likes cuddles
>weird & different & gorgeous
there is a girl like this i go to uni with. i see her all the time. i'm too big of a coward to talk to her, even though it's pretty clear she likes me, because i see her look at me all time & i've been told she likes me.
>still so nervous about it
>what's wrong with me /r9k/ i have my dream girl in front of me?
>>28451349
Would it really upset them, though? You're just saying the names of girls you talk to.
>>28447889
you should give boku no pico a try
>>28451361
I know it's really hard anon but you MUST try
You will regret letting her go without being sure way more than getting rejected
I saw my highschool crush at work and she was pregnant. It's not a good feeling when you start thinking you could be the one beside her if you weren't such a pussy
>>28451361
if she's smiling at you she really wants you to approach her
she's probably just as nervous to speak to you as well.
just be urself :^)
>>28445637
I drew a picture instead
>>28451014
nah bro this is totally just an epic troll...........
>>28451397
I can't imagine a girl who friendzoned me badly would be happy being pointed out as the person who did that.
>>28451495
i will try, anon. it cant be that bad
>R-right?
>>28451507
Well, if it isn't a trolling attempt fuck
time to autistically try and find another sad looking girl to save pictures of
this is needlessly difficult, girls never look sad mostly.
>>28451511
I doubt she'd care since no one would even recognize her unless she's popular here
>>28451521
Good luck
In this day and age people get asked out casually so you can confirm her interest without too much pressure.
Just say hi and ask her to chat for a bit
>>28451601
literally everyone i have ever known posts here pretty much
it's just a risk
>>28451652
Will you at least describe their skype icons?
>>28451607
thanks anon. i will try tomorrow & update the thread
>>28451672
Why? Piss off don't harass the only real friends Ii have
>>28451774
I'm not trying to harass them, I just want to know a vague detail about them.
What about their skype status?
>>28451838
One skype status is korean words I can't read
the other is just Do Not Disturb, but often has edgy phrases
>>28451361
I don't know if you remember me, I'm the guy who asked a girl out on a date to the aquarium a few weeks ago. Well, let me tell you something, all you have to do is ask her out, it takes guts (my heart was beating a million miles per hour when I first asked her over text) but then she said yes and things took off from there. The first step will be the hardest, but once you get there you just need to coast along until you can waifu her, and one day you can be like pic related.
>>28451907
Oooh i remember you anon
So happy for ya
>>28451907
Ugh.
You made a trip. Absolutely disgusting that you think you have some sort of claim to fame because you asked one girl out. Fucking hate tripfags. You're all near the bottom of the barrel.
>>28451907
I'm glad it worked out for you
It's good to see successful robot love stories
>>28452014
>>28452103
Thanks! Pic related is an avatar my gf and I worked together on of her. Btw she declared herself my girlfriend so we are officially in a relationship now. And her parents like me too, so green pastures ahead!
doesn't mind me being around her/him.
but minds when i'm away.
>>28452162
IM FEELING MISERY IN YOUR FUTURE
BEWARE OF THE PLACE
A SMILE IN A BRIGHT SHINING FACE
and waterdrops
Sssssssorry had to lmao
>>28445637
Cute
Nice
>>28448889
Hey sorry i just see this im so glad to be liked because that gives warmth im not sure what warmth is but its nice so fate fate fate love.
Thats it.
Now you mofos keeps on telling me about your inner desires so i can consume your souls.
>>28445637
Me but female
me but male would also work
>>28451588
well good luck with your creepy hobby of finding another person who looks that miserable
I underwent character development and have short hair and am relatively happy now.
complimentary ms paint drawing of present me
>>28452675
Hope you get that emo guy you want.
