>there are people that browse 4chan on their phones
How fucking dare they
I exclusively browse from my phone. If I'm on my computer I'm either jerking off or playing video games.
>>28445634
>using your phone on the toilet
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST RUB SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE PAJEET AND CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN
Because I don't want to use my work computer to browse 4chan.
What're you gonna do about it you little shit
It sucks that I can't view WEBMs on my phone :(
>>28445634
>not holding your cock so it doesn't touch the toilet
Filthy bastard
>>28445716
Get Infuse you dummy.
I only browse on my phone when I'm in bed with my gf.
>>28445690
I'm going to fucking rape you you Akarin shit
>>28445774
>implying I wouldn't enjoy it
I'll be waiting with some shitty whiskey, you fuck
>>28445634
Im confused, are you hard in this picture? Is this how guys take a shit, with their dicks tucked under the lid? Is this something you do in public bathrooms as well?
>there are people that browse 4chan
Fuck off mate. It's easy and fast
>not jacking your brain directly into 4chan
>>28446248
kek no i wasnt hard. also yeah, usually we hold them so it doesnt touch the toilet but idgaf cause its my own toilet
desu i squat 99% of the time but i had some awful spicy thai food last night and was paying for it
>>28446804
You learn something new every day. Hows your butthole doing? Still on fire?
>>28447400
Ohhhh, well aren't you posting erotically today
>>28447400
i'm alright now thanks senpai. i'm just thankful that there was no blood this time. i have severe external and internal hemorrhoids (from holding it in for days as a kid, and also just sitting too much) so i bleed a lot.
>>28447434
That sucks, im sorry. Why did you hold it in when you were younger?
>>28445615
Kekerino. I'm doing it right now. The fact that I'm doing something that triggers you faggots this much makes it even more satisfying. Why do you care how other people browse 4chan? It doesn't effect your lives at all.
Oh right.
>M-muh quality posts.
>>28447510
I was a weird kid, I hated going poop. I guess it just seemed gross to me? I remember whenever I felt like I had to go I just crossed my legs until the feeling passed. I was notorious at home for clogging the toilets after days of holding it in.
>>28447577
I bet you had some glorious shits after holding it in for so long.
>>28445665
Why not? Adidas original
>>28445615
What else am I supposed to do while I'm out in public?
>>28445615
It's okay.
I do prefer the desktop version of the site, but I lost my laptop charger a few months back and I'm too lazy to buy a new one.
>>28449220
whatever is it you went out to do
>>28447908
Oh you have no idea. They were monsters. They tore my asshole to pieces though, which is another part of the vicious cycle I was in.
try and stop me faggot
>tfw I have more reaction pics on my phone than on my desktop
>>28445615
It's more comfy
>>28449326
In waiting for a pizza.
