Mommy's about to go to the store, want me to buy you anything anon?
Some goddamn self esteem
someone who cares for me?
I must have lost it completely that I am hallucinating.
1 girlfriend please, mummy dearest
HUSKY!!!!!!!! NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
>>28445248
top lel lad
>might be originial, i dunno
>>28445215
Hot, crispy tendies if you don't wish to be blasted with piss tonight whore.
>>28445215
bring me some of these chinese incest cartoon colouring books
>>28445248
>haha sweetie, you know I could never give you that. Then you'd might leave me!
>>28445350
>then you would might leave me
Yeah mom, if you wouldn't mind picking up some frozen veggies, I'm gonna make stir-fry for supper and we're all out. Also maybe some vitamin water! Here's some money, you can keep the change
>>28445215
YOU FUCKING LIAR I CAN SEE MY BROTHER CHAD HIDING ON THE BACKSEAT
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO THE MOTEL TO FUCK HIM
WHY??? i LOVE YOU TOO!! WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME
>>28445215
Some wine, whiskey, vodka. Preferably the cheapest you can find. Oh and some tobacco with Club tubes. Also some 7Up.
>tfw legitimately need all of this
>groceries stores close in 20 minutes
>don't want to spend twice as much money in a paki cornerstore
>don't even have a mommy that i could potentially ask to buy all that
Life is pain.
>>28445423
Sounds wrong read but not said.
>>28445215
A large bag of crunchy cheetos, a 12 pack of Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and a bacon pizza from Dominoes.
This is literally the perfect meal.
>>28446190
>tfw legitimately need all of this
>legitimately need
You don't need wine, whiskey, vodka or soda.
>>28446128
>tfw your parents molest only your good-looking siblings
>>28446199
Sounds wrong either way.
>>28447110
I do you little shit. I can't stay sober for more than a couple of hours, i get nervous and nothing feels right. Same with smokes. The most enjoyable part is actual making the cigarettes. The sound of the machine and dropping your ciggy on the table so the tobacco settles down.
