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Remember: if you are above 20 years old and still a KV, you have absolutely no chance to turn this around.

You missed making relationships in the teenage years, which are essential.

You will never, ever kiss a girl. Accept it.
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or could just go to Asia where there are tons of kissless handholdless virgin women in their 20's and 30's.
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>>28444975
> tons of kissless handholdless virgin women in their 20's and 30's.
no there aren't, lmao

Chad still exists in Asia
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>>28444897

I'm a KHHFV (kissless, hugless, handholdless, friendless virgin), so is there like, negative chance for me or what?
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>>28444999
I am friendless too, it makes life all the worse for us.
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I'm 22 and in the process of turning it around right now, fuck off OP. Just lost my handholding virginity last week, I'm fucking unstoppable.
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>>28445055
It will never happen. You're giving yourself false hope, and when it all comes crashing down, it's going to hurt that much more. Don't do this to yourself.
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>>28445076
I might as well try, because god forbid I feel something right? I'd rather get my heart broken again than sit in my room doing nothing like I used to do.
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>>28445126
Stop it now, idiot. You have no idea how terrible things are going to become for you once you realize all that hope and positivity was for nothing.
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>>28444897
I was a virgin until I was 21, by choice. Now I have had lots of partners, and can get sex whenever I want it.
It's not over until the fat lady sings. Which happens when you turn 30.
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>>28445200
Yes, but you weren't kissless. That's what matters. You're no different from any of the others.
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>>28445139
How terrible could it possibly get? I've only known this girl a couple of days and she's very clearly into me. Worst case scenario it gets a little weird and we move on.
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I had my first kiss with a mentally ill tranny at the age of 21
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What if I'm kissless but not a virgin?
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>>28444897
First kiss at 24
Still a virg, but that's because
>You missed making relationships in the teenage years, which are essential.

and I'm mentally i'll
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>>28444897
My first kiss was at 21. Don't give up, fellow robots.

Actuallt, give up. Girls don't worth the effort.
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I got my first kiss a week after I turned 20, am I still fucked?
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>>28445055
>>28445076
>>28445126
>>28445139
>>28445220

S A M E F A G
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kill yourself
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>>28444999
Was social isolate in middle school and high school didn't think i would need friend to finish college. I wish i was a genius
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>>28445432
Then you need to leave.

ree.
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>>28444897
Can't you get an escort or something?
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whatever m8. I'm not a KV (was semi-normie as a kid) relationships are just bullshit and work. sex and """love""" are overrated
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>>28445727
but I've never had a gf, only prostitutes
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>>28444897
im 20 ( turning 21 in 3 months) and im a virgin but i have kissed a drunk girl in a club like 4 years ago didnt even know her name, is my chance also zero ?
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>>28444897
Never too late to turn anything around mia familia
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>>28444897
Maybe if you've given up because it wasn't handed to you on a silver platter
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>>28446355
Normalfags don't have to work hard towards these things though. Girlfriends just naturally come to them. The idea that a robot will increase his chances of a girlfriend by putting in more wasteful effort is just a lie.
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I was 21 by the time I had my first girlfriend. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23.

Since then I have absolutely turned it around. I had a great sex life for several years and have even had a few one night stands.

Sorry, OP, but you are wrong. There is hope for most.
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>>28446391
You are delusional. Normies have to work to get in relationships too, they don't just randomly pair up.
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>>28446397
You weren't kissless, though. That's what matters.

>>28446422
Yeah, if by "work" you mean "text in bed at night" sure.
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Of course you can, you can more attractive at any age.
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>>28446434
Kissing doesn't make that much difference to it.
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>>28446597
Says the guy whose kissed a girl. Fuck off.
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>>28446597
>Kissing doesn't make that much difference to it.
citation needed

Who has a better chance a KHV or a fucking retard who had girls interested in him and has kissed them?
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>>28444897
nah bump it closer to 30
above 20 years old and still a KV you are just hitting that weird land where you either need luck or just accept that they are going to be weird.
But over 30? yeah good luck unless you are loaded in money and can live with the fact that's all they love you for enjoy becoming one of those weirdos that wander gas stations, grocery markets and dollar stores to kill the time because that's all you get i social interaction in a day.
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>>28444897

>mfw im too depressed to look up what this KV meme means
>mfw I always think it is the Kliment Voroshilov soviet thank
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>>28446698
Fuck off and go to your therapist about your "depression" then.
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>>28446715

I am too afraid of making a change and I am anxious to even talk to a therapist
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>>28446434
so why don't you do that?
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>>28446768
Girls know if you've never had a girlfriend, by just looking at you. Girls judge men by how desirable other girls find them, so if no girl has ever been interested in me, no girl will ever be interested in me.
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>>28446810
They don't know that just by looking at you, furthermore they don't care if you've never had a girlfriend.
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>>28444897

If you left school/college without a gf, you will never get the chance again. It is impossible to meet and talk to willing and available women outside of school.
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>>28446845
Says the guy who's had a stream of girlfriends since he was 15.

A girl knowing a man has never had a girlfriend is an extreme red flag in her eyes.
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>>28446845
>furthermore they don't care if you've never had a girlfriend
this is was normies actually believe, there's nothing that makes a woman wetter than telling her that you've never touched a woman before
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>>28446910
>>28446922
Im on my first girlfriend and we've been dating for less than a year. before that ill admit i banged plenty of girls, but your just feeling sorry for yourself if you think that not having a girlfriend stops you from finding a girlfriend. it doesn't make any sense.
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>>28444897
I remember reading a source that 40% of people are virgins at 18 and 6% of people are virgins at 26.
That means 85% of 18 year old virgins lost their virginity within the next 8 years, I'll take those chances, those are some good chances.
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>>28446966

0/10

Didn't trick me
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>>28446966
> if you think that not having a girlfriend stops you from finding a girlfriend. it doesn't make any sense.

This is for men over 20. It's okay if you're a teen, but once you're 20 you're past the point of no return.
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>>28446997
its not a trick. Real life isn't like how the self pitying sacks of shit on r9k make it out to be
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>>28447000
dude there is no reason to believe that, show me the scientific evidence to back it up
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>>28447024

You're a lying faggot. You won't understand because you're a normie.
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>>28447045
Just be a norm. get off the computer and force yourself into social situations. learn what works and what doesn't work, its not all going to fall nicely into place.
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>>28447042
Scientific evidence? This is common sense. Ask any 18+ year old girl if they'd want a boyfriend who has never kissed a girl before. Just try it.
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>>28447074

If I forced myself into social situations, I'd be arrested. Just get out.
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>>28446992
40% of people are virgins at 18. No way that is true. Even the geeky kid at my school was getting some.
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>>28446698
KV = Kissless Virgin
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>>28447089
If you act like a retard about it, sure they're gonna be disinterested. and your acting like to get a girlfriend you ask some random chick if they want to date you and that you have to fucking lay out you're entire dating history on the spot. its not a fucking job application dude.
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>>28447106
Why? what would you do to be arrested? sounds like you got more issues to work on than just finding a girlfriend if thats true.
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>>28447189

thanks for the spoonfeed anon p lewd
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>>28447074
plenty of people on here put themselves into social situations, for me, this results in drinking way too much because it makes me sad observing how women throw themselves at my hot friends.

>>28446966
you got it wrong, women don't like inexperienced men, you don't have to have previous gfs, but if you've never even kissed a girl before that's not good, it's a red flag
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>>28447212

I'd be arrested for being too weird and creepy.

You won't understand that this is something that we can just man up and fix. We are losers. There is no fixing this. You can't work out being awkward, no amount of muscle, money, and clothes can make us attractive to women.

So just get out.
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>19 yo khv
>two qts I met on Interpals are coming to meet me this summer

Looks like I'm gonna make it, lads :^)
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>>28447274
Just don't do weird creepy things. I take it you already know the behaviors that get you in trouble, just don't do them infant of other people
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>>28447255
drink less, talk more. inexperience is not a red flag to most girls. if you believe this meme then you'll be doomed to be alone forever
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>>28447291

It's also being ugly. How do you fix that? Go ahead, I'll wait. Tell me what woman wants to be with an ugly guy when she can just be with a Chad.
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>>28447311
>inexperience is not a red flag to most girls

How can you spout out flat out lies? Yes it is, it's one of the most important things. When girls know a man hasn't been with a girl before, they wonder if there's something wrong with him.
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>>28447112
He was probably lying, most highschoolers do that.
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>>28447291
Not the guy but
>Just don't do weird creepy things
what the fuck does this mean? For a lot of guys on here just existing in some girls presence is creepy. They just call you creepy and weird just looking at you
10/10 made me take the bait
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>>28447609
>They just call you creepy and weird just looking at you
Because you stand there, you mouth half open and literally stare her down.
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>>28447311
I do in the beginning, I talk about the same general shit my friends talk about, as I've stated before I only start hitting the booze hard when the women start hitting on my friends hard, I should be happy for them but it just makes me sad, so I start drinking because it's not like I've anything to do more.

>>28447609
>For a lot of guys on here just existing in some girls presence is creepy
this for all the normies out there, try googling the halo effect
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>>28447675
>I can relate you to guys Xddddd
Fuck off
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>>28447804
Why do you think I can't relate to you people? I had barely any friends in primary school, was friends with a guy who literally ran around choking people, even he has a gf now. Parents were arguing all the time, got really fat in a year, people started to make fun out of me, I never really cared until my father started to tease me about it. I've learned to become funny, before that the time of my life was when I got invited to a bday party even though it was only because someone canceled.
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Explain me how kissing before 20 changes anything.
Kissed 3 girls in my lifetime, all before 20, usually on a party, drunk, next day they didn't want anything romantic to do with me.
I'm fucking terrible with "reading signs" and geting women interested in me, when I was on this famous "Erasmus" a girl I tried to pick up was getting along better with a lesbian from my school than me, and she wasn't even interested in her that way.
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>>28447675
For those too lazy to google the halo effect, to put it simply, it means if you're attractive, people are willing to forgive bad stuff you do because you're attractive.
Think about it, if an attractive guy walked up to a girl and used a cheesy pick-up line, they'd probably laugh and enjoy it,
Now think about a ugly, 3/10 guy walking up to the same girl and using the same pick-up line in exactly the same way, it's instantly considered creepy, not because he is creepy, but because he's ugly.
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Still looking for that pity fuck, just gotta remember to record it as preemptive evidence against the rape charges later.
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>>28444897
>tfw just turned 20

The ride is coming to an end lads
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>>28444897
Not true at all.

I was mid-25 (27 now) when I lost my virginity to a 17- years old ptp qt. She was a virgin and is till my gf. She is perfect.

I was ready to off myself, but then she happend.
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>>28448142
Did you kiss a girl before 20?
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>>28448041
if nothing else it's a confidence booster
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>>28448174
nope.

I did kiss one when I was 21 though.
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>>28448190
Yeah, kissing one of the best crushes in my life just to be turned down next day, with all that happened called "mistake" sure boosted my confidence. Like a fucking lot.
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>>28448257
>kiss crush
>get rejected
>EHRMERGED END OF WORLD !!!1!!!11!
>had success with other women later on
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>>28448340
Not really, still waiting for "later on"
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>>28448413
>made out 2x after
>EHRMAGERD THEY DON'T WANT ME
if you did it once you can do it again, if you've never done you don't know if you can or how
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>>28448474
Well, the one I'm talking about was the last one, last year of high school, I managed it because I had some friends who got me into some parties, now I have no opportunities to meet girls.
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>>28448560
See this is your problem, if you would have the oportunity to meet grills you would do fine like you have done before
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>>28448916
Even if I would, I didn't get far much, and everything I've ever achieved is gone next day, This depresses me. Also don't think that other times I've had were any better, first one tried to get some kind of revenge on my best friend by making out with me, next day she didn't give a flying fuck about me, second time the girl was looking for some making out and I was the only one drunk enough to agree. You put kissing on a pedestal, and I can tell you that it didn't turn me into a normie.
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>>28447024
Bullshit women liked me more when I pretented to be a chad that was getting all the girls.
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>>28444999
At least you have your trips to keep you company.
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>>28447360
This they think you are a serial killer for not ever having a gf in your life.
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>>28445432
It don't count if you do it with a hooker.
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>>28447274
>>28447255
>>28447074
Daily reminder that you can't learn social interaction and body language as an adult. Children absorb more information on how to imitate and talk like people. If you try doing it as an adult, people will notice your vibe is off and will shun you.
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Just go to a prostitute yo. Nothing to lose.
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