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i've fucked my onahole 6 times tonight i'm just so
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i've fucked my onahole 6 times tonight
i'm just so fucking horny i can't stop masturbating
what the fuck is wrong with me? how do i stop this?
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>>28444154
Damn nigguh, where da fuk do I get that??
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You're in heat. Your body will not stop until you've found a proper mate. Go out and steal a female.
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>>28444744
That kinda sounds like a crime, Famalam
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>>28444154
Nice choice of onahole

Did you get the soft, hard or normal version?
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>>28444154

You're gonna make her pregnant
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Puni Hole DX, very nice my senpai.
I want the SPDX version.
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>>28444154
If I had that I wouldn't stop at six.
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>>28444154
>6 times

Welome to my nightmare OP.
I remember back when it was only 6 times a day for me.
Ive had this sex doll since August 2015, and literally all my free time since then has been spent thrusting away at this woman shaped piece of rubber. Its all I can think about when Im not doing it. If i could go back I wouldnt though
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>>28446075

Dude, you could die like that though.
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How the fuck would you clean these things?

Whoever solves this problem elegantly will become rich.
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Are those "half-torso with leg stubs" onaholes any good?

>>28446241
How much would one of those cost?
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>>28446337
put over sink and wash with water using tap im guessing, or take into shower and get it down the drain?
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Wish I had the guys to get one of those. I have thought about it but it seems like a complete admission that I am a failure, and I'm not sure I'm ready.
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>>28446241
>I fuck a doll whenever I can
>bring this degenerate that you can't just fuck the doll once or twice a day
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>>28446378
>Wish I had the guys to get one of those.

?????
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I own the Stoya fleshlight, Saving for one of those expensive and heavy asses, Op next step is rape
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>>28446378

Just embrace the darkness my friend, you will become a happier person.
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How would a 3 inch pencil dick go about fucking one of these or should i just nlt waste my money
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>>28446351
$2100
>>28446386
>spend free time playing video games, watching tv
or
>spend free time in complete and utter sexual euphoria, drooling, and eyes rolled in the back of your head and all, with a sex slave that doesnt resist or say no

Not really a hard choice for me.
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>>28446588
tinder is free, but if you want pussy from it don't catfish just use your own pictures and act like a chad


>this is coming from somebody with no experience so please feel free to call me a fucking faggot
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>>28446588
They were probably made for asians in mind so u shuld be ok
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>>28446604
desu that will never be the real deal
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>>28446588
Onaholes are made for japs so your penis will feel right at home
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>>28446767
He can afford a $2000 sex doll, he could afford to fuck hookers. Hell, he could afford to pay a hooker to have a threesome with him and the doll
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>>28446604
>$2100
You might as well buy a chinese mail order bride for that much.
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>>28446588
Just use your natural shitposting skills on tinder. I just use it for shitposting nowadays.
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>>28446927
Believe it or not, Ive had the real deal. 10 year long relationship. I got to experience teenage love, teenage sex, moving in together, Adult sex, and all the other normie shit that most robots put on a pedestal. Its fucking overrated, and not worth it. Having a gf cost way more than a sex doll. Even the higher end ones. With a gf, you dont get ass everyday, and when you do, its like 1 or 2 sessions. Fuck that dude. I sont want to stop until i hurts when I cum.
And as far as prostitutes go, At the strip club i used to go to, I could get a beaner or niggress stipper to ride my dick for $200-$300 a session. Lets just call it $200 for now. I got my moneys worth from the Doll the day I got her, and then some, by fucking her 12 times. Which with a prostitute, that would have been $2400.
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>>28447191
Do you date real women anymore? Where do you keep the doll when you're not fucking her?
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>>28447191
I mean it's not all about sex anon, Companionship is nice too You're going to regret it once you're like 40+ and all you have is a piece of silicone to keep you company.

Had my wisdom teeth taken out a few months ago, and had to have my dad take me since I needed to get back home under the laughing gas or w/e. I didn't have any other friends. Made me realize just how lonely I'll be once my parents die & how I'll have no one to lean on if I ever need it.
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>>28447326

If you want companionship get a dog or something. Bitches are shitty companions.
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>>28447191
I am interested, what type of doll is that one exactly?
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>>28447191
Don't get me wrong, I am merely commenting on the metadata that you present here.

The occurence that you and some others measure human relationships in terms of money speaks for itself. It is obviously a symptom of the sickness that affects the society. How pervasive and intrusive is neoliberal capitalism, how it gets under your skin and in your mind and you do not even notice it. It presents itself as all encompassing ideology, merely stating the adherence to liberal ideas.

When you think about human relationships in terms of money, it shows that you have been turned into homo economicus. A being based on money.

Not material resources+knowledge+labor, but money. With a right woman, who would fully understand the distinction between the former and the latter, you would not have to think in terms of money.
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>>28447378
Sure, I'm sure the dog will save you while you're home alone convulsing on the floor from a heart attack.
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>>28447411

>With a right woman, who would fully understand

Good lucky, none of them do. They'd pick the guy with money every time.
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>>28447326
taxi service
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>>28447432
Trust me, a bitch would rather you died so she could cash out your insurance policy
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>>28447378
> If you want companionship get a dog or something.
> Bitches are shitty companions.
> Get a dog
> Bitches are shitty companions.

hahaha, well memed anon.
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>>28447191
Nigga what the fuck. You can go on backpage and get the same girl for half that.
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>>28447462
>implying you can reach the phone
>implying you can last the time it takes for the taxi to reach you and then take you to the hospital
>>28447476
No one can be this cynical, women are individuals with different personalities.
You just have to find the right one
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>>28447439
That is rather unfair generalization.

Let's just say the proportion of women unable to make this distinction is probably the same as the proportion of men who are unable to make this distinction.

The key word in this is alienation, from labor, from the fruits of labor. And also from society.
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>>28447492

I can't tell if this is sarcasm, but I was obviously referring to women.
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>>28447411
>>28447534
What in the absolute fuck are you going on about dude? Holy shit.
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>>28447630

He's saying if a big bowl of M&M candies contain mostly good chocolate pieces and only a couple pieces of cyanide infused ones, you should still give the bowl a chance and take some chocolates pieces out of there to eat. You owe it to the world to be fair. After all, there are good pieces of M&Ms in there. Just find the right piece.
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>>28447606
It's quite obviously a joke sir.
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>>28446387
he probably meant to say guts
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>>28444154
Keep fucking the onahole until you run out of semen
>tfw when you cum and for a few minutes you no longer desire women/sex until you're horny again
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>>28447191
Do you have clothes for her?
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>>28447191
You are my fucking hero.

Every time i remember that you fuck a doll in a daily basis and still goes on with life, makes me happy.

And why? Because you freed yourself from the succubus that woman are.
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>>28447314
Been single for about 3 years.
Usually shes just on my bed, I live alone. When people come over, I put her in a box in my closet.

>>28447326
Well since I have 6 siblings, and several really close friends, Im a the Godfather of both of my best friends sons, I dont have to worry about being alone. Not to mention I have 2 dogs, and Uber, if I desperately need a ride to or from the dentist.
Its only about sex dude. Ive never met a female that I didnt have to pretend the shit coming out of her mouth was interesting. And the only thing that kept me standing there, nodding and agreeing was thinking of the interesting things I could put in their mouths, or other orifices.

>>28447389
Katie, 1am USA

>>28447411
You do realize that what a girlfriend is right?
Its a female who in return for companionship and pussy, you protect them, and try your hardest to give them the world. And when the world isnt enough, which it isnt for any of them, you give them more, because if you dont, theyll trade their companionship and pussy with someone who can.

>>28447521
Again, either way, with my sexual appetite, the doll pays for itself in less than a week. Its not like I wasnt jacking off to videos of guys fucking sex dolls before I got one of my own. I was engaged and still Id fap to dolls getting fucked t b h.

>>28447827
Of course.
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>>28447669
Except you can test for cyanide in other ways than eating the M&Ms if you are going to use that overused shitty analogy.
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>>28447191
>1-2 sessions a day isn't enough for you
nigger that is some sort of sex addiction
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>>28448214
I understand onaholes, but full on sex dolls? Its so fucking creepy looking. I'd lose my boner to that thing.
And it can't be as good as with a real women.
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>>28448587
They are getting better and better as time goes on, one even has fillable nipples, that you can use as a fountain for any drink you want. I'm pretty sure they can be better than a real vagina, have you seen the different designs they have?
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>>28448675
>that you can use as a fountain for any drink you want
what the fuck?
i'd fill it with milk
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>>28448198
Thanks man. Thats one of my favorite pictures too.

>>28448383
>that is some sort of sex addiction
Ive pretty much come to terms with this. And thats why the doll is even more necessary. I figure as long as Im not raping anyone, or fucking myself financially, or i guess essentially not hurting anyone or myself, Whats the big deal? The doll was a one time fee, and I buy what, a few bottles of lube a month off of ebay for dirt cheap. I was killing myself financially paying for strippers to suck/sit on my dick. Dont forget about the potential for STD's. The doll existing to extract my seed when I need it is for the best.

>>28448587
>Its so fucking creepy looking. I'd lose my boner to that thing.

>not wanting to crush this rubber qts pussy
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>>28448675
>tfw the gf wont breastfeed you mountain dew
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>>28448736
How hard would it be to "animate" a sex doll? I want one that will do things like get on it's knees, bow, and bend over.
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>>28448733
Ye senpai, let me pull up a link
http://mrracy.com/best-sex-doll/
Here's a guide or something I just found
http://mrracy.com/lifelike-sex-dolls-japan/
Now here's the doll

Never underestimate the power of the lonely overworked Japanese
>>28448736
Have you heard of this btw? Better to spend money on a doll than let a unreliable roast leech from you. Not like robots will get human companionship
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>>28448914
I wonder how realistic sex dolls will get... They are already experimenting with AI right? Finally robots will have a way to deal with their libidos and won't have to interact with women
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>>28448736
I could maybe look past the fake rubber body.

But the eyes, man. Fuck thise. Its like they're staring deep into my soul.
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>>28449188
You think a real woman's eyes wont do the same? Their eyes are probably more deceitful and manipulative desu
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>>28447630
>What in the absolute fuck are you going on about

Them big words
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>>28448675

>gib nitrous breastfeeding sex doll so i can peak while i cum sucking on waifu's breasts
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>>28449392
Here you go robro, it's 1k britbongs, so that's around 2k americanos right? It's bretty good, Japan is real op when it comes to escapism, it's a bittersweet thing.
>>28448914
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>>28449229
yea yea
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>>28449392
Also nitrous? What? Isn't that...car fuel or something?
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>>28446387
He wants a guy doll
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>>28449434
God bless the Japanese
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>>28448675
>>28448736
>>28449043
who else can't wait for them to have ai and artificial wombs so we can get rid of women forever?
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>>28449698
Heck, we even have designer babies, so we can ensure the best of an individual's genes are propagated. Just combine the two and we're one step closer to a utopia. Feels good mane. I know that 2 egg cells can be used to create a female baby, do you think women will try and get rid of males? Not that it'll do anything, women can't build and maintain societies
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>>28449464
laughing gas, buddy :)
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>>28449229
Not if its a women who loves me, and I love her back.
Or hell, even a guy. In fact, I've always though I'd be happier with a guy. Assuming I can find a robot guy who will love me.
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>>28449812
Oh... Ok

>>28449912
You'll be hard pressed to find a woman to trust and receive genuine love from in this society. Overall it might just ba a waste of trust, effort, and resources I feel, but iktf, the feeling for legitimate companionship hits hard sometimes
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>>28449987
>legitimate companionship hits hard sometimes
>implying a robot waifu who would always love you isn't the best kind of companionship
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>>28450032
Thats completely fake though.

I want real love. I want intimate sex, cuddles and snuggles with someone else. Just one other person is all.
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>>28448736
Hey you're Dollbro right? Can you upload those webms again of you ramming that doll?
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>>28450032
>>28450072
Yah it's hard to complete fall for the wiafu escapism for me, knowing that it's all a program (if AI comes out), the illegitimacy will always nag at me. If you can can get off with the wiafu escapism, then I envy you
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>>28444154
Look for women wanting to have sex in Badoo, use condom, enjoy, thank me later.
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>>28450110
i've always wanted a robot waifu, ever since i was 5 years old what the fuck and the fact that she isn't human actually makes it better because she doesn't have to grouped with their trash. i wouldn't want her to be a mindless slave, but someone to lift me up when i was down. sex isn't even my main priority desu, i've just always dreamed of creating a being that was superior to humans.
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>>28444154
Op where can i get this?
i know there's a guide somewhere in this site but i don't remember where
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Are there any dolls that look like lolis
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>>28449514
this fucking feeling... shit fuck. my gf gets so mad when i dont let her use my computer.
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>>28450764
Nice, I like this idea. 3DPD isn't something you want to contest with, but it's hard to ignore that social evolution.
>>28450911
Probably h? They have general threads on onaholes and such
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>>28450105
This, im too lazy to google that shit but im still interested
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>>28448675
>one even has fillable nipples, that you can use as a fountain for any drink you want
If only they weren't a pain in the ass to import.
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>>28451222
Aww really? How so? Will customs charge you with something?
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>>28451348
There's tax and paperwork involved for expensive items. I'm not desperate enough to show my face as a doll fucker at customs office. Yet. Slowly getting there tho.
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>>28451467
Ugh really? What's the point? To make sure you aren't importing something dangerous? Do they need to see you in person? Can't the doll company ship it discreetly or will customs open the package? Normies cuck me again
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>>28451536
The point is they don't want people trading without paying enourmous taxes to the government. If they didn't control importing, people would import and sell stuff below market price and harm the local economy.
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>>28451701
Yah that makes sense. Will they check the package at customs though? Maybe there's a way they won't know it's a doll...
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>>28444154
It's easy op. Just Kidnap a female and let her develop Stockholm syndrome
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>>28450764
>someone to lift me up when i was down.
>i've just always dreamed of creating a being that was superior to humans.
inspiring anon, thank you
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>>28451467
>I-I'm buying it f-for my b-brother. I swear!
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>>28451820
They'll check it alright. Perhaps I could pass it as a mannequin or something. Or pay someone else to pick it up for me I don't know.
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