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Who /nopee/ here.

>Stanina Increased

>Alertness Increased

>Feel more confident, can talk to girls.


You get life changing results, but only after day 2 or 3.
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>>28442970
>not going on nopoo

Enjoy being a Pajeet.
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I'm almost %100 sure this is how you kill yourself by toxicity. And if I remember correctly it's super painful.
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>learn about nopee
>think it's a load of shit but curiosity got the better of me
>stop peeing
>supposedly that full bladder feeling is meant to stop after three days and the body starts properly treating the pee inside your body
>4 days pass and this doesn't happen
>was about to cave but thought I'd wait it out one more day
>have some trouble sleeping but eventually pass out, only had 3 hours sleep but wake up feeling amazing
>honestly feels like I slept for a full 8 hours
>feels like I'm on a low dose of adderall

I'm on day 7 now and it feels like I'm only getting better.
My energy levels are through the roof, anxiety is almost entirely gone, all the hormones normally expelled during urination have actually made my dick grow almost a full inch, and I think I might be getting taller too, but it's too early to tell right now.
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You retards
NoSleep is the real thing you need to do
Humans were not designed for sleep its just a dumb social meme
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>>28443087
What are wet dreams?
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>>28442970

>>28443159

I don't know if I'm just a little giddy today but holy fuck
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Hijacking this thread.

Who here /nobreathe/?

There's so many toxins and poisons in the air. We're much better off not letting the invisible jew into our lungs
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>>28443442
I'm on minute 2 and already feeling the testosterone increase.
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>not peecycling by drinking your own urine for months on end

When will you niggers ever learn
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>>28443487
Use shoeless to wrap around your neck. Can't let any air in - no cheating
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>nopee
>so energetic I can't stand or sit in one place for long
>libido shot through the roof so my dick is constantly tingling and soaking my underwear with what I think is precum
>can't even sleep anymore because I keep waking up and wanting to move around

I think I need something to channel this energy in to, should I take up long-distance running?
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r.i.p another anon
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You guys are retarded, the only real strategy is the noWater diet. Water is the world's biggest meme and is perpetuated by doctors and the media to get you to buy into the water idustry. What proof is there that your body is 90 percent water anyway. It's easy, just cut out all water and water based food from your diet. If there is no dry food available a easy hack is to microwave something until the water has evaporated from it, usually 20 minutes.

I've been doing it for years and I cannot tell you how amazing I feel!
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