Real talk: Is the whole robot thing a joke? Or are you guys actually virgins and stuff?
>real talk
get out normie
Flawlessly composed question
This entire board is run by one person and it is a satirical piece.
You've just been memed.
why would I lie about something as embarrassing as being a virgin?
especially on an anonymous site?
I gain nothing from it, it's awful.
>>28442603
99% sure this board is a joke. I'm a middle class white guy, good job, homeowner, girlfriend, etc.
But I make half the wagecuck threads and participate in REEEEEing.
I'm just assuming that everyone else making similar threads are similar to me :^)
>>28442628
get memed OP
>>28442603
Real talk: Fucking kill yourself cuck
>>28442659
Get out.
originalniye commentarius
>>28442659
Fuck you normie faggot, leave and never come back
>>28442603
I think it's like 40% "Robots" with the other 60% either observing, trying to help, trolling/lying or actively antagonizing.
Then again, I'm a lurker who comes here to watch the depths of human misery, so maybe I'm just projecting.
>>28442659
>mocking robot culture
I'll ask you to leave only once.
>>28442603
What if the bus is full? Then half the people would be forced to stare at the wall
>normies bully and expel us from the nice side
>when we complain they say "just b urself"
Well i was a turbo virgin hentai fapping wow playing lolifucker until i decided to travel to korea.
After arriving I got a gf and an active social life and stopped all my video game and anime hobbies .
>>28442603
>everyone sits on the left side of the bus to see the sun and be happy
>too much weight on one side
>bus tips over
>falls down mountain
>all the normals die
Life is about balance.
>>28442679
>>28442692
See OP? I make posts like this all the time but these two posters are probably just like me, successful and happy.
Keep up the good memeing friends!
>>28442707
Stop making excuses for yourself. It's never too late to change.
>>28442708
>he gave up video games for pussy
nice going you sellout faggot
>>28442641
Why is being a virgin embarrassing? I mean it is embarrassing if you have no education or no job or ambitions. But what is so embarrassing about being a virgin? Can you explain this to me please?
>>28442603
i was going to start a new thread but i thought i may as well post it here.
im 22, today i had my first real kiss, first make out and first fuck
drunk at a friends house with his girlfriend and another girl
first kiss? his gf while he was passed out on the floor
first make out? same girl
second make out and fuck? second girl who was there. we woke up on the couch in eachother arms and i drove home immediately and passed out for the day. when i woke up she'd messaged me on facebook, but i turned her down gently.
she's too ugly for me now
goodbye r9k, i have to go. i don't belong here anymore
>>28442603
IMO, every guy who posts on this board either is a "robot" or used to be one. However, a majority of them have gotten past that stage of their life and continue to come here because it's one of the few places they can relate to other men with similar backgrounds.
I was an archetypical robot, kv, awkward and shit
then I kissed, now they call me failed normie
>>28442735
>I mean it is embarrassing if you have no education or no job or ambitions
you just solved your own question
>>28442712
>the wizards don't get on the bus because they don't leave their rooms
>normies all get on and bus tips over
>no need for beta uprising, betas are all that's left
>world reaches levels of peace and prosperity never seen before
Normie buses need to be a thing. Now.
>>28442714
STOP.
Even here i cant bee myself.
>>28442766
How would it be prosperity without the normies to pay taxes which the government gives to us
>>28442771
Excellent posting! I love seeing others acting the part on this board!
Have fun this evening hanging out with your friends, m80! Or are they there with you, having a good laugh as you all pull these shenanigans on the internet?
>>28442603
Why are normals so convinced that everything is your choice and that you are in control of everything?
>>28442766
Normie buses just have mirrors on the right side that show a reflection of the happiness on the other side of the bus.
Those are wageslave normals, who keep the gears of society turning. They live in delusion, expecting true happiness to be right around the corner.
>>28442760
um , being a virgin means you did not stick your wee wee into a girl's pee pee and that is all. Having no job or education means that you are a useless fuck who leeches on the hard earned money of his parents. There is a difference anon.
>>28442739
FUCKING CHAD GET OFF MY BOARD
>>28442826
Because that's how it is for them
They need to check their normie privilege
>>28442720
>It's never too late to change.
It's never too late to change, but it can definitely be too late to see results from your change.
>>28442732
I quit anime and video games before I got a gf, anon.
It was more of an inconvenience since i couldn't send my gaming rig overseas and i didn't bother buying a laptop or anything.
So i kinda adjusted my lifestyle.
>>28443158
it does not work that way anon. blaming vidya or chinese cartoons won't fix the problem. it is all about the attitude.
>>28442826
It's an ego thing. Their success is purely due to how amazing they are and not at all due to luck or someone elses work.It's like how everything bad that happens to me is all bad luck. It's so I can say it's not my fault.
>>28442826
Because humans are terrible at empathy. We struggle to imagine how others could possibly have experienced a set of starting conditions different to our own.
The normie literally cannot understand that some people are not like him. That some parents where not like his or that some people just rolled snake eyes in the game of life. Add this to the fact that its easier to blame then grow and you have the "b urself" meme
>>28442603
Did you think we are on easy mode like females or something? Women can get the cock whenever they want but men actually have to work for it and earn the right to sex.
>everyone was a secret normie all along
So I guess I'm alone even on here then?
Just end it
>>28442810
Is this meme part of something bigger?
>>28443287
No, I'm still with you, fellow robot.
Atleast there's two of us now.
>>28442759
There is a minimum amount of social skills required to reach the point of kissing someone. If you meet or surpass this minimum, you aren't a robot. That's probably why they call you a failed normie.
>>28442837
Not as far as society cares. If you are a virgin beyond a certain age (16, 18, 20, 24, 30, whatever) society views you as inherently being a failure
>>28442735
Past the age of 27, 6% of the population are Virgins, meaning that people would rather have slept with 94% of the population and not you. Then you questioning yourself "I'm I really that undesirable?". Then after 30 years people start juding you for being a virgin, others actively avoid being in a relationship with you because even they think "There must be a reason no one has slept with him!" Thinking you're dangerous, a creep, or just sad.
I mean we exist for the sole purpose of reproducing, and we fail at simply being social with someone we're attracted to.
>>28442603
Actually virgins. Why else would we be here?
>>28442603
It's real. Not everyone has to be a norm like you
>>28442826
Because you ultimately are, you just refuse to change.
>>28443362
>>28443287
Make that three, robros
