ITT: People that are literally you.
Origi anal comment
>>28441786
ur mombtw, how's the job search going? I don't mean to bug you about it... but I think getting a job would do you some good. I'll be home to make dinner at around six, so don't go anywhere! (haha, JK, I know you never leave the house). Love you bunches xoxo
>>28441786
>claims that he is Nietzsche despite being a robot
You fucking idiot, Nietzsche could get laid, indeed he actually died of syphilis.
Intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humour.
Just like me.
>>28441862
Robots get laid sometimes. The most alpha ones do anyway.
>>28441884
>implying this board isn't 99% betas or betas pretending to be normies for the ego boost
dis boi here
>>28441854
I don't get this.Explain.
>>28441786
The one and only robot.
>>28441786
what's with the leftist fascination with nietzsche
>>28441884
>Robots get laid sometimes
time to live leddit 2.0
Kek. Nice pics faggots. Here is a more accurate representation of most of you.
>>28441958
He just wanted some pucci...
>>28441898
I am L I T E R A L LYhaha, is that a meemee? xDyour mom and I know you browse r9k. I'm watching you honeyboo xO. Don't forget about dinner!
>>28441918
Stalin was bretty cool.. Moreso than Hitler, not because I like him for being a commie but because he killed alot of Jews.
Good man desu, Anon.
>>28441895
I'm not implying that. But even betas get laid once in awhile. If you don't, you're something else entirely. Gamma or omega maybe. Personally, I like epsilon. We should just do away with these stupid labels. All it takes to be a robot is to be different from everyone else, and in some way that's Nietzsche.
>>28441983
Edgy. You're so edgy anon.
Rommel for Reichskanzler
>>28441786
The only person that is literally you is you, you fucktard.
inb4 that duck
Haha, literally me HITLER is literally myself. I literally just died laughing and now I am literally literal
A bunch of moron neckbeards are literally political and military leaders. Literally.
>>28441918
Stalin was such a badass. Only person to ever rule that truly didnt give a fuck. He shot people for taking a bad picture of him. Only robot that ever was in power. The way he behaved with all this power, literally r9k
Im am literally dat boi
O shit
Waddup
>>28441786
you mean figuratively
>>28442124
Yep he literally is r9k, when he died he transformed and literally entered 4chan and was literally reincarnated as a message board
>>28442138
>he literally doesn't know the literally meme
>>28442137
no thanks
we dont do forced shill memes here
>>28442149
Today we have it with our words, ay literal figuratively, whatever, one gets whats meant.
>leftist thread
>forced memes and shitposting
who would have guessed
I'm literally Brett. Literally.
>>28442176
You really cant admire stalin as a leftist.
However, he was one of the very very few persons that acted with absolute logic. And i think thats the truly interesting part about him.
>>28442196
>You really cant admire stalin as a leftist.
elaborate
>>28442212
Well, he killed a lot of people. Neoliberal leftists dont like that. (Basically everyone today)
But his goal was to make theoretical communism practical, and that simply doesnt work with hippie methods that politics are today. He signed every death sentence, which today is held against him. But think about it: He did it because he checked every single one. I loke him because he knew that a human live isnt worth anything, because there is no worth.
"Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem."
I am pepe lol
reee
Stalin was a fucking prick.
Stop trying so hard to be edgy.
>>28442255
How come some legit opinions always get patronized bc edgy. Remember where we are.
>>28441786
>constantly daydreaming
>always looking for gratification
>after finally getting something wanted so bad, get tired of it very quickly
>obsessed with hair
>be a sensy
>makes stupid jokes, and nobody laughs except your best friend
>fuck up a serious conversation saying something that shouldn't said
>>28442244
i probably should have said "explain its relevance to what i said"
>>28442268
It's not a legit opinion. It's teenage contrarian neckbeard shit. Stalin was a monster.
>>28442302
>2016
>still thinks there are morals or good and bad
You are what neoliberalism made of this world.
>>28442302
he was a generic 20th century dictator don't idealise him
>>28442313
shut up you dumb fucking nihilist
>>28442313
Ok dude. A tip just for you.
I am literally a combination of magneto, dr doom, rocket rackoon, iron man and sherlock holmes.
>>28441786
This annoying little prick right herehe counts as a person since he's intelligent, right?
this sums me up pretty acurate actually
What. When did r9k become a humanitarian cirklejerk ? reee uprising ? Our based savior ? Guess they are bad n stuff mkay
>>28442349
He's literally a person.
>>28442302
>Stalin was a monster
>>28441862
He could only fuck with prostitutes, he was 100% robot
Literally me
Oregano Commento
>>28441831
oh nice just edit in a swastika to make hitler look like a nazi, fuck you.
>>28442283
Only decent post in this thread. Scrubs is the only normie sitcom I enjoy
inb4 edgy
everyone thinks its just banter
through in a hint of sanity to me though.
>>28442093
>>28442149
>>28442138
>>28442160
>>28442341
THE SNARK
SO SNARKY
I LOVE IT
SNARKING INTENSIFIES
>>28441786
originalio fambot
Literally, as in this is actually me
>>28441862
>Only had sex once
>With a prostitute
>Contracted syphilis from doing so
>Spends rest of life writing about tfw no gf
>>28444406
>I am literally a tortured genius
I have never found a figure I could identify more with.
Exactly Just like me
>>28444785
Except that he is vital to saving the world and thus is valued immensely by one of the most important organization of the world, whereas you are presumably(like me)a useless shitstain that nobody gives a fuck about.
>>28444323
owwww thanks senpai
>>28444439
What are you doing shitposting on r9k if you have a wife and kids ?
the bum kids kick into submission.
except I have a house with walls to protect me from the normie horde.
>>28444647
Took too long for this to be posted.
Kefka is who I am incarnated. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>28444666
>/soc/ niggers think this is ok
>>28441786
Oh he's not you, anon. I can promise you that.
>>28444979
>/r9k/ faggots afraid to post their neckbeards
This is a safe space anon we won't judge
>>28445039
>plz pay attention to me guys
>here is my faggy face
>4chan would be better if it was more like facebook
>>28444666
Do gay man hit on you all the time?
You have the look.
>>28444666
I remember you from another thread.
You're a cool guy desu.
>>28441868
haha, wow, that's so original
do you not have any other traits
Can relate to this fictional character quite well (except for the getting laid part. Irl you don't get laid by being a cynical nihilistic atheist)
>>28441958
Nice but here is literally me.
>>28445298
I don't even have Facebook. I just took the thread at it's word. You seem angry. You should do some breathing exercises, wouldn't want you to have a heart attack
>>28445434
It has been known to happen, yes. I take it as a compliment.
>>28446493
Thanks anon, you seem pretty cool
Literally the one true robot.
