>the spider in my bathroom wants to make me think it isn't there by hiding during the day
>tfw I KNOW it's there because of the cobwebs
Why are spiders so fukcing stupid? Post some other stories where spiders got BTFO
Think of what you would do if the shoe was on the other foot and some 60 ft tall spider came crawling into your room. I'm pretty sympathetic to spiders, they're bro tier and in most cases help eliminate the other bugs who can become pests.
>>28441712
Nice try spider get off the internet. I'd rather have bugs in my house then some venomous spider that's just itching for its chance to kill me
>>28441869
The vast majority of spiders aren't poisonous to humans and even the ones that are for the most part won't bite unless you specifically try to attack it or it feels it's life is in jeopardy. They won't go out of their way to attack you.
>>28441894
No ones buying it spider i know pic related is you
>>28441894
Shut up spider
cobwebs are made by spiders?
>>28441911
You fuckers most be moths or some shit. Spiders are bro tier.
>>28441925
Yep, they are. Cobwebs usually refer to older webs though
>>28441925
No they're made by cotton candy fairies. They trap small children in their sweet, delicious strands and then turn them into sugar to make more webs.
>>28441932
>mfw there are spiders posting on 4chan
>>28441894
>poisonous
>poison
>>28441661
Spiders are far from stupid millions crawl in your mouth every year while you sleep
>>28441925
What the heck did you think they were made from anon?
>>28442014
Fuck off nerd, everyone knew what I meant.
>be young 16 year old bouncing bundle of joy
>see bitch ass spider crawling on MY floor
>place glass cup over it
>remember seeing move called 8 legged freaks
>in movie it revealed that spiders weakness is perfume
>run to moms room to grab perfume
>lift glass up, gas the 8 legged jew
>eventually it is kill
>8 years later
>come to like and appreciate spiders
>mfw remembering this
>>28441925
They're just old spider webs that have collected loads of dust
