Who here /phony coolguy/?
>be me
>be piss poor
>spend a lot of money on clothes
>bought a broken iPhone 6 on eBay and pretend to use it
>bought Audi car keys and flaunt them in public
>wear my sunglasses indoors
>make up elaborate stories about myself
Glad im not the only one tbqh man, this is probably more pathetic than just being poor
>>28441028
>>bought a broken iPhone 6 on eBay and pretend to use it
>>bought Audi car keys and flaunt them in public
>>wear my sunglasses indoors
>>make up elaborate stories about myself
that's fucking pathetic dude. and I'm a 23 KHHV balding NEET that weighs 330lbs.
This is shit that I will do, I just haven't done it yet
>>28441028
If doing that kind of stuff didn't just get me paranoid about being found out faking, I'd probably do it as well. I imagine it feels really good to have people look at you like you are cool and respectable.
>>28441028
This is only admissible if you're deceiving a lot of rich sluts into sleeping with you. If not, i hope you get discovered and humiliated in front of real rich people
can you tell us one of these stories?
You're a fucking faggot Karamatsu
>>28441028
I like to think by being openly pathetic I am in fact less pathetic than this.
