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>Oh look, my brother anon came out of his room. Wanna join
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>Oh look, my brother anon came out of his room. Wanna join us?
What do you say?
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>>28440885
say fuck yea and take a seat and manspread as wide as possible and eat all their finger food
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>>28440885
this resonates with me a lot because i have a normie female sister with tons of friends, i would probably be thinking how they all think i'm ugly and what me to suffer for eternity
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>>28440885
If I'd come out of my room it would be to go to the kitchen. I'd decline and quickly finish my business and leave.

The only reason such a group of girls would invite me to join them would be because they see me as a low-test "cutie" who they can treat like one of the girls, they would dehumanise me and emasculate me and if they were especially insidious they'd talk about chad while I was there

So, no. I guess at least they're not tumblrinas
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>>28440885
Why does a picture of 6 girls make me nervous and my stomach hurt
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>>28440885
Nah no really girls aren't fun to be around with, aside from the pussy and tits they are a pretty shitty and shallow company.
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>>28440923
are you a pathetic loser? maybe that's why. is that why?
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>>28440885
"I don't have a sister what the fuck are you doing in my house"
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>>28440885
Mom said there's leftover pizza but I can't find it
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*vapes* 'pshh, nothin personnel but I'm in the middle of a raid
*teleports away*
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>>28440885
Which one is the cutest in your opinion? Struggeling between the blonde on the right or the one on the left licking her spoon.
Also, which of those do you imagine being your sister in this scenario?
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>>28440923
Because women are judgmental whores.
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>>28440885
>Nah I'm good
day goes on
everything continues as before
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Thinking about how my live would've been so much better if I had older bro or sis. Fuck you people why don't you procreate.
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>>28440960
Quality post

originocommentio
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>>28440980
far left is cute
middle left is possible sister
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>>28440885
>Oh yea I'd love to join your saddle club and talk about ponies and princesses all night because those are my passion in life.
>*rolls eyes*
>But I will take your snacks to my room as I don't want any of you guys to get fat and ugly. I'm doing this for you guys. You'll thank me later.

Come on guys, it's not that hard to joke around with them and just take it easy. They're little girls. Just troll them.
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>>28440980
>No girl will ever look at you like this
I only ever get a look of disappointment or disgust. Sometimes, if it goes well, compassion
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>>28441259
Maybe try not looking like you haven't had a shower in weeks.
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You girls have pretty feet, may I take a photograph?
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>>28441273
I shower daily, shave, am not overweight, have normal skin and dress normal. Women can basically sense and smell low test and depressed men. It doesn't matter how much you try to improve your outward appearance, you will still be the same beta as before.
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>>28440921
>The only reason such a group of girls would invite me to join them would be because they see me as a low-test "cutie" who they can treat like one of the girls, they would dehumanise me and emasculate me and if they were especially insidious they'd talk about chad while I was there
This is my fantasy
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>>28441315
You an ugly cunt then?
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i would decline as i look like a rapist and smell bad.
its better for both parties this way
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>>28441342
Nah. Not really good looking but average, maybe above average if I would start lifting. Height is also average.
Altough it sounds arrogant, I've seen uglier guys than me getting gf's and also better looking guys than me getting even less attention from girls in high school. Believe me, women don't only go for looks. They want alphas with a high social status (or at least people who act like this).
Not every girl of course, you may find some tumblr tier girls who want edgy sad boys but you gotta look really good for this.
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>why are you in your pajamas at 7pm?
>why are you wearing the same t shirt as yesterday, you did wash it right?
>why is your hair so greasy?
>have you been on the computer ALL day?
>how come all you've eaten today is a bowl of cereal?

What do you say?
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>>28440885
>ankle socks
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>>28441223
This, my friends, is an example of level-7 advanced autism. Take note
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>>28441515
he is our grand master
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>>28441457
>why are you in your pajamas at 7pm?
I'm already t-tired you know, going to bed soon
>why are you wearing the same t shirt as yesterday, you did wash it right?
I have this one twice
>why is your hair so greasy?
It's called 'no poo', really healthy for your hair
>have you been on the computer ALL day?
Yeah I had to finish that thing for... that thing you know I had to finish
>how come all you've eaten today is a bowl of cereal?
I'm on a diet
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>>28440885
Fucking devious whores, I ain't no cuck. Go find a beta orbiter.
My autism is my strength.

WITNESS ME
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>>28440980
white t shirt is sister

arms outstretched girl is best girl
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>>28440885
>Act as if you are only interested in the least attractive girl in the room
>Blow off comments from the hot girls like a dick

You will have them begging
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