>start dancing in my bedroom in front of the mirror at 10 years old
>21 now, doing it for 11 years at this point
>about to go off to university
>realize i'm going to be able to walk into any club and just auto-cuck every single guy in the club without even trying when all of the girls want to dance with me
does anyone else do this?
Yeah, okay, Whatever you say Buffalo Bill.
also
>white
nignoggers are going to be confused
autism dancing doesn't improve with practice, op.
What dances you been doing in front of the mirror anon? Line dancing? The macarena? YMCA?
>>28440089
i can do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Ph_MXIP1o
with minimal errors at this point, and by that I mean if I was to do exactly what he does from beginning to end. the sole dances inside of this are very easy to just dance to any song with, lots of idle moves he uses as buffers between his little tricks. I had an obsession with MJ's dancing for a while and I even made sure to have the same body. i'm fairly tall but very lean just so it looks better. people that are thick or fat who try to dance look very stupid.
also the moonwalk is stupid
sort of deja vu but i'm p sure OP is this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRxe2A67vIw
he posted that he did this like a month ago in a talents thread. come on brett you already cucked all of the guys at your high school give everyone a chance for fucks sake
>>28440210
lol that's not even perfectly choreographed OP a shit.
