What did your last poop look like? I usually have greasy, squishy, almost diarrhea poops. Today I had a semi-normal solid shit, so I am in a celebratory mood.
Sort of like dis but without fist
My turds are usually solid but only half of it comes out. The rest of it stays just inside my anus and I have to squish it back inside me.
Also
1.) Crinkle or fold
2.) Wipe up or down
[Spoiler]crinkle down[/spoiler]
Who else stands up to wipe? It is the best way.
>>28440075
I fold up
>>28440124
I used to stand up to wipe but my brother teased me about it so I stopped
>>28440536
Don't be bullied out of the true way to touch one's own butthole. It is the best way to get to those poop itches.
more poop talk please
WHO THE FUCK SITS DOWN TO WIPE IT'S NOT NORMAL.
STANDING MASTER RACE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28441191
I'm certain this is a meme... why would you want to press your shit covered ass cheeks together, it's like a shit sandwich
the only normal way is to sit