>she's a "fembot"
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
>she is overweight or underweight
>she is short
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
>she has dyed her hair before
>she has a tumblr
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
>her father wasn't in her life much
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
>she also has mental issues
I've talked with a lot of "fembots" from this board. Most of them fit this pattern.
you can probably flip the gender and it'll still apply to most men here also
except the tumblr part
>>28439941
Nah men here are usually older and aren't high school dropouts and have no sexual experience. Their fathers are also an overbearing presence in their life. In many ways it's kind of the opposite, though there are similarities. Different causes, same outcomes.
>>28439918
I am a male, let's see how many fit for me
>>she's a "fembot"
n-no
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes
19
>>she is overweight or underweight
underweight
>>she is short
i am 5'9"
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
i am average i guess
obviously no breasts
>>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
no, at a very prestigious college
although i am not doing well
>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
no video, that's for losers
anime yes
>>she has dyed her hair before
obviously no
>>she has a tumblr
i've made an account but have never used it
>>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
no
>>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
ye
>>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
no
>>her father wasn't in her life much
no
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
no friend
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
no
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
yes
>>she also has mental issues
i dont think so but maybe
>>28439996
>no video, that's for losers
>anime yes
>>28439918
>>28439918
>>28439918
Let's play this game: Male thouh
>She's a fembot
no?
>between 17 and 21?
18
>overweight or underweight?
fat
>conventionally unattractive with small breasts
yes to both
>highschool dropout and NEET?
parents would never let that happen
>plays video games and watches anime
All the time for games, rarely watch anime if at all
>dyed hair
no
>has a tumblr
no
>bullied as a child
yes
>did well in school before fell off bandwagon
of course
>had bf's but still a virgin
Had gf, not virgin
>father wasn't in life much
no
>most of her friends are male
well yeah
>has one female friend that she's close to
no
>mother isn't nice and has mental issues
my mom is nice but crazy
>also has mental issues
anxiety nigger
>>28439918
Doesn't sound so bad to me. A little older and with the right sort of mental issues, she and I might get along just fine.
I only follow these:
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
>she's had boyfriends online
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
>she also has mental issues
>>28440356
Consider becoming my girlfriend sweetheart.
>she's a "fembot"
Yes
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
No
>she is overweight or underweight
No
>she is short
No
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
I have small breast, but I don't consider myself conventionally unattractive
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
I'm a NEET, but I have a college degree
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
No
>she has dyed her hair before
No
>she has a tumblr
No, but I used to have one
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes, but as a teen not child
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
No, I got excellent grades throughout college
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
No, I've never had a boyfriend of been kissed
>her father wasn't in her life much
Yes
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
No
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
No
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Not really
>she also has mental issues
Not more than that average person does or would if they had my life
>>28440632
What's your degree in? Why can't you get a job?
Woah, some of those are on the mark, and others were pretty close, and some weren't but heres the ones you were right on
>fembot
>age 19
>underweight
>dropout and neet
>suck at video games, have watched anime
>had 2 boyfriends but I banged one of of them
>my hair is dyed
>I deleted my tumblr because I was bullying a girl on there and got paranoid that she would find out it was me
>I did get bullied but it didn't really affect me that much because I didn't really realise at the time it was happening
>no friends
>guy friends
>2 female friends who operate as a unit and we aren't very close
>my mom is manipulative
>my brain is fucked
>>28440053
Would anxiety count as an actual mental issue? Yes, right?
any fembots in Europe?
>>28440773
Whelp,the thirsty betas already came
>fem"bots"
>>28439996
5'9 isn't short you stupid retard
>>28440632
Ok I'll take you, a/s/l?
>she's a "fembot"
I wouldn't call myself that, no
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yee
>she is overweight or underweight
underweight ya
>she is short
not really
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
yes and yes (i'm a trap btw :^))
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
ya
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
ye, just got into anime
>she has dyed her hair before
no, but probs will
>she has a tumblr
yes, but just to share photos
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
bullied, but by boys :c
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
yupp
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
So me that it hurts famalam
>her father wasn't in her life much
yup, always working
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
ye
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
also ye
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
yup, but she's dead now though..
>she also has mental issues
obviously
>>28439918
>>she's a "fembot"
no
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
no
>>she is overweight or underweight
yes
>>she is short
no
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
no
>>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
no
>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
yes
>>she has dyed her hair before
yes
>>she has a tumblr
yes
>>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
no
>>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
yes
>>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
yes
>>her father wasn't in her life much
no
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
no
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
yes
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
no
>>she also has mental issues
if any, undiagnosed
i'm getting old and still not growing out of this place dammnn
>has a vagina or penis
>posts on /r9k/ about things
>uses the internet
haha checkmate fembots i have literally downloaded your entire being into my mind you are now under my control bow before your supreme master anonymous as i take you on a journey into your own subconscious
i have read you like a book and i can lay bare your deepest darkest secrets to the world unless you submit to me and only me for the rest of eternity
hahahahaha
>>28441566
that hahahaha at the end was my evil laugh btw i know the internet is really bad at converying that but im not a nice guy having a cute giggle over a joke im definitely the bad boy hahahahaha
>>28440419
I'm sorry but I don't really know you! Flattered though
>>28439941
this desu. If everything was flipped it would effect me also, besides the died hair and tumblr thing cause thats a girl trend.
>>28441544
how old are you femanon? how far have you gotten with someone?
Let's see how many I fit!
>she's a "fembot"
yes
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
19
>she is overweight or underweight
Overweight
>she is short
5'2
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Maybe/no
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
College student/kindve a neet
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
very accurate on both
>she has dyed her hair before
Nope
>she has a tumblr
Yes
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
bullied by boys
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
yes
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
nothing more than kissing
>her father wasn't in her life much
nope.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
no
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Yes
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
no
>she also has mental issues
yes
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
Yep
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
26
>she is overweight or underweight
At average/good weight
>she is short
5'9
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Average at best, been told by /r9k/ and moderately big breasts
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Yep
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
I'm pretty good at video games and I love anime
>she has dyed her hair before
Never
>she has a tumblr
Closest thing I had to a tumblr was a blogspot where I posted all my chuuni fantasies
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
I was very anti-bully and fought against bullies and nearly got expelled.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
No, I was a very poor student.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
KHHHV
>her father wasn't in her life much
He was
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
50/50
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
No IRL friends
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Nope, she's supportive
>she also has mental issues
Bi-polar disorder.
>>28439918
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
>but is still a virgin
No she isn't, OP. None of them are. They're desperate for validation so they get to full sex with a guy very quickly.
>>28441616Jennifer?
Origami
>she's a "fembot"
nope
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes
>she is overweight or underweight
yeah
>she is short
unfortunately
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
yes
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
nope
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
play lots of vidya and am competent, and I don't watch much anime.
>she has dyed her hair before
no
>she has a tumblr
yes, but I onyl used it to follow poen artists and haven't used it in about a year or two
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
by maybe a bit but nothing huge
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I did well in school and got dumber, it all went down hill in high school
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
nope, I'm a virgon in every aspect, no gf, no fwb, nothing.
>her father wasn't in her life much
my dad is a cool guy
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
yeah
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
no
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
my mom is great
>she also has mental issues
probably
>>28442451
>They're desperate for validation so they get to full sex with a guy very quickly
This is also why you can't get laid, hope you know that
>>28442657
I know. Guys like desperate girls because they're an easy lay. Girls hate desperate guys.
>>28442544
No... sorry
Occcccc
>>28440824
I'm 5',9'' and it definitely is short
>she's a "fembot"
Ha
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
21
>she is overweight or underweight
Under but average
>she is short
5'3
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Yea
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
No
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Neither
>she has dyed her hair before
Bleached part of it once
>she has a tumblr
Not anymore
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes and abused
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Oh yes
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
Wrog
>her father wasn't in her life much
He was always at work and only played video games with me
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
No friends at all
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Not anymore
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Controlling manipulative narcissistic
>she also has mental issues
I'm ruined 4 life
>>28442360
can I bully you?
commento originalo
>>28442686
As long as you're self aware. I hope it works out for you.
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Much older.
>she is overweight or underweight
Normal weight.
>she is short
Average height
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Not especially small breatsts.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
I have a Masters.
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Neither to any significant degree.
>she has dyed her hair before
Never, even a "natural" color.
>she has a tumblr
Never.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I've always done well in school.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
No.
>her father wasn't in her life much
Even though divorced, he picked me up from school and saw me every day.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
True.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Never.
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
My mother is very nice, but does have some issues.
>she also has mental issues
None.
You got a few, but not even as many as random guessing would get.
>>28439941
Alright, let's test it.
>she's a "fembot"
No
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
No, 25
>she is overweight or underweight
Yes, 70 pounds overweight
>she is short
Yeah, 5'6
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Yes, I'm ugly with small moobs
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
No, I have a Master's degree but I'm a NEET after graduating
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Yeah, I play video games and watch anime
>she has dyed her hair before
No
>she has a tumblr
No
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes, I was bullied by both girls and boys
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Never fell off
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
Nope, KVH
>her father wasn't in her life much
Yeah
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
All my friends are black men
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
No female friends at all
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
My mother is nice
>she also has mental issues
I don't have mental issues
Well, there we have it. Fembots are objectively worse than robots. Except they still can have relationships and sex so there is no such thing as a fembot.
>she's a "fembot"
No
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
No, 23
>she is overweight or underweight
No, 140 lb
>she is short
No, 5'9
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
No, Average
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
No, BS from reputable school and good job
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
No, I watch western cartoons sometimes
>she has dyed her hair before
Yes, Aurburn when I was 17
>she has a tumblr
No
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes, but also by boys
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
No, Never fell off
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
No, not a virgin
>her father wasn't in her life much
No, great relationship with my dad
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
No, mostly female friends IRL, about half and half online
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
No, I have many
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
No, great relationship with my mom, no mental issues in the family
>she also has mental issues
No
You lose anon
>>28442859
Pretty much the same as me, and I'd say most of what we meet a good chunk of men/women meet as well
>>28442879
you're a NEET obese manlet. You're not better than anyone. In fact, you're the biggest loser in this thread.
>she's a "fembot"
Yes
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
19
>she is overweight or underweight
neither
>she is short
no
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
small breasts and idk if I'm atractive or not
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
going to university
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
yeah
>she has dyed her hair before
no
>she has a tumblr
yes
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
and boys
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
No, Ialways did well without having to learn
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
No
>her father wasn't in her life much
He actually was
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Yeah
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Yes
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Yup
>she also has mental issues
Yes
Quite accurate
>>28442958
That's the point, this is a loser competition and robots are bigger losers than "fembots."
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
I guess.
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
22.
>she is overweight or underweight
Normal weight, 54kg / 119 lbs.
>she is short
Normal height 165 cm /5'4 feet
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Average boobs, 4/10 face on a good day.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Not a dropout, kind of a NEET
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Yup pretty much.
>she has dyed her hair before
Once dyed it black from dark brown, didn't suit me.
>she has a tumblr
Yup, only use it to follow people and like stuff tho.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yea when I was like 6. After that it was boys who teased me.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Yea pretty accurate.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
Never had boyfriends, social life was dormant tho. Also got laid once
>her father wasn't in her life much
True.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
It's kinda 50/50, online mostly men, IRL women. Don't really talk to the women that much tho.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Not really.
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
My mom is nice but a bit depressed I think.
>she also has mental issues
Probably.
>>28439918
3/17
this is p bad
>>28442958
It always pleases me when a toasty roastie gets mad on here and insults a robot, calling him a loser and not better than anyone.
Look where you are, you chose to be here, this is where losers live. Your words have no power here. Only thing we can see when someone posts like this is that you're a pissed pussy. Warms my heart every time. Have to personally insult to make yourself feel a little better when this is the board de facto dedicated to the biggest losers on here.
Keep posting your vexed vagina , it's humorous.
Yes?
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Yes
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Yes
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
define """"fembot""""
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
20
>she is overweight or underweight
underweight
>she is short
using meme standards, maybe
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
probably
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
no
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
video games are for literal children
>she has dyed her hair before
no i dont want to stand out
>she has a tumblr
no what is that site even about
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
no
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
never fell off
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
its entering middle school
>her father wasn't in her life much
no
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
i have no friends
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
i have no friends
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
no
>she also has mental issues
dont we all to a certain extent
>>28439918
The ones that I fit:
>she is short
>she is conventionally unattractive
>she watches anime
>she has dyed her hair before (natural colours)
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
>she also has mental issues
How is it my fault that I'm ugly and have a crazy mom? Everyone watches anime and dyes their hair.
>>28443319
>Everyone watches anime and dyes their hair
no fuck off weirdo
>>28442783
pls no bully
oc do not steal
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
closer to normie but im no stacey
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
just turned 18
>she is overweight or underweight
idk but im thin
>she is short
5'6 nah boy
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
im alright looking and have d cups
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
nope year 12
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
dont play many videogames actually, liked a few but dont play them regularly. and i dont watch anime other than studio ghibli.
>she has dyed her hair before
2 years ago i died my blonde hair a bit blonder but its mainly grown back to natural now
>she has a tumblr
nah
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
girls sometimes didn't like me tru
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
doing alright in my final year of hs
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
had one bf when i was 16 all we did was lightly kiss, it didnt last long
>her father wasn't in her life much
i love my father, i feel like im the only one in my family who gets him.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
nah i have a few male friends but were not close
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
4 core normie female friends
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
mom is a narcissistic, overprotective and cringey but shes done a good job of raising me.
>she also has mental issues
a bit of mild anxiety and low self esteem thats all
>>28441719
22, kissing
oreganobl0x
>>28442800
Well what can he do except pretend that he doesn't know how shit works? Get a lobotomy?
>>28443345
oh I'd love to bully you
not too hard, but enough to make your eyes swell
>she's a "fembot"
i am femanon; bot may be an exaggeration
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
18
>she is overweight or underweight
underweight
>she is short
i'm 5'8", i believe that to be taller than short
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
yes
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
nope
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
not true
>she has dyed her hair before
no
>she has a tumblr
yes; for fashion
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
yes
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
kinda?? i dont do poorly
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
naaah
>her father wasn't in her life much
yes he is
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
not true
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
i have several
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
my mother isn't nice, but i'm also a rebellious teenager
>she also has mental issues
i think i have a little stress, but no
>>28443553
let me robot stick peen peen into you jaina
plsplsplsplsplsplspls
I bet all these fembots that posted here won't even want me.
>tfw ugly short spectacles gook
>>28439941
Most men here are probably in college, fit, or just objectively better than fembots in some way. It turns out that females get "saved" from being a robot more often than not if they're not complete failures.
>>28443498
id hate to be a party pooper but i cry pretty easy.
>>28443599
send picture
>>28443650
the right attitude of a robot
>>28439960
>fathers are an overbearing presence in their life
yep, that's me
>"when are you getting a job"
>"when are you getting married"
>"when are you going to get serious about school"
>"why did you drop engineering for liberal arts"
>"why arent you as successful as your brother"
>"your brother is getting married in 3 months, and make 80k a year, and is an engineer"
>"let's go camping, and have awkward conversations about how much of a failure you are in the eyes of me and your mother"
fun times
>>28443553
>tfw can tell when its a man typing this
>tfw no gf who will understand your feels and accept them
>>28440632
also vaguely curious about degree
>>28439996
Anon you actually seem like quite a decent person. I'm pretty much the same but am doing well in university.
I'm actually kinda curious to see if you are similar to me.
If you are up for doing something different let me know if you want me to send you a throwaway email.
>>28442433
>I'm pretty good at video games
which games?
The /r9k/ fembot:
>Goes to small social gatherings every weekend
>Gets laid regularly
>Is messy
>Probably a tomboy
>Adamantly defends their position as a robot despite having a social/sex life
>>28439918
I'm all of that except I'm HHKV, have a job, play video games well, no boyfriend ever, no tumblr, no chemicals in my hair EVER, partial germaphobe actual autist, and was actually hated by boys and girls; subsequently I sabotaged these same boys and girls throughout elementary and high school because I'm not a retard.
Anyways. What's the point of this thread? Is it just going to be a bunch of whiny spouting about how women can't be robots aka inferior human beings but ironically get called inferior for being superior?
>>28443890
Nice, be my gf.
>>28443811
I don't play pvp/competitive games, but I'm not completely useless like "gamer gurls"
![14095806608001[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/U98hiYT.png "14095806608001[1].png")
>she's a "fembot"
No.
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
No
>she is overweight or underweight
Normal weight.
>she is short
No
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Normal looks, big boobs.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
No
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
>poorly
Fuck off, faggit
>she has dyed her hair before
Yes
>she has a tumblr
Indeed.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
I was bullied by guys.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Does not apply.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
Does not apply.
>her father wasn't in her life much
Still present.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
No, almost all of them are female.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
I do.
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
True.
>she also has mental issues
No.
>>28443656
that's super cute, could I cuddle you while you cry?
>>28443695
okay
here's a picture
Oh god I need a fembot gf
>tfw a 6ft fembot lived near me
>asked me for my contact info
>never messaged me
I need a giant gf right now
>>28444433
That one never responded to me either. Pretty sure all fembots are trolls.
>>28444449
What a shitty hell we live in
you forgot the most important point:
any fembot would easily dump you for Chad without any thought.
>>28443485
There's always drugs and alcohol
Will one fembot pls post a qt picture of themselves in their pyjamas. pls. It'll be nice for all of us.
>>28439918
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
All of my gfs have pretty much fit your description, but this is the one that always makes me mad because they have always had sex with this one close friend. It drives me insane that even hikkineet girls can still get sex with a girl more easily than me.
>>28442966
What are you studying in uni?
>>28444126
>big boobs
Going to need proofs on that one.
>she's a "fembot"
y
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
ye 19
>she is overweight or underweight
bmi of 31 ;)))
>she is short
nah, 5'8ish
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
would probably be conventionally attractive if wasn't fat, would probably only be like a b-cup tho (currently c/d).... so, half right? idk
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
technically homeschooled but basically correct, ye
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
yes to the vidya, but never could get into anime desu
>she has dyed her hair before
tinted it once when i was like 15, but never went outside so no one saw it
>she has a tumblr
yes but only for the memes
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
eh a bit, yeah
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
no, i was bored all the time but too stupid to ask to skip grades, so i just fucked around
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
no, no, no, yes and yes. khhv.
>her father wasn't in her life much
ye
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
don't have any ;)))
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
no
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
lol yes, understatement of the year
>she also has mental issues
ditto ;)))
roughly ~14/17, decent desu
>>28444834
History and Philosophy
>>28439918
Another guy measuring up because why not.
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
27
>she is overweight or underweight
Underweight
>she is short
5'7
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Debatable, but I AM flat as a board (^:
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Dropout no, NEET yes
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Play yes poorly no, anime I watch some but not a ton.
>she has dyed her hair before
Never. Closest was spraying it blue for Halloween one year.
>she has a tumblr
No
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Someone tried to bully me but they cried when I fired back. Then I became friends with the biggest kid in our grade because he got held back a year and was into all sorts of trouble.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Yes, though I don't know what bandwagon I fell off of
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
I've had a couple girlfriends and stuff but yes I am still a virgin.
>her father wasn't in her life much
OTR Trucker so yeah he wasn't home much.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Naturally.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
I have a couple female friends that I'm kind of close to? I suppose.
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
My mother is a saint and has a lot of self-esteem issues herself.
>she also has mental issues
I probably have something undiagnosed but I'm relatively alright as far as I can tell. Maybe just chronic depression.
How'd I do lads?
>>28442360
>>28443345
>>28443656
>Meiposter
Marry me.
Alright chums let's do this
>>she's a "fembot"
yes
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
24
>>she is overweight or underweight
normalweight!
>>she is short
no
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
;-;
>>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
I do science for a living
>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
I suck at vidya and watch too much anime for my own good.
>>she has dyed her hair before
Luckily no
>>she has a tumblr
Yep and I post cute outfits on it
>>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
y-yes
>>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I always did averagely.
>>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
yes to the first, no to the second part.
>>her father wasn't in her life much
He was.
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Yep. I get along with guys more.
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
I tend to have one girl I can talk nicely with on skype every couple months or so. It changes a lot.
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
She's the nicest person ever
>>she also has mental issues
I'm awkward and eccentric but I'm not autistic.
I'm just boring, right?
>>28446106
The real question is, are you single.
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
I guess
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
ye
>she is overweight or underweight
average. on my way to becoming a skeleton though
>she is short
5'6"
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
average
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
yep
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
yep. I'm alright at vidya, depending on the genre. more into reading manga than watching anime though.
>she has dyed her hair before
never dyed hair before. not really against it though
>she has a tumblr
made one years ago for art, but abandoned it within weeks
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
I was/still am unbullyable
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I did well when I wasn't avoiding everything
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
never dated or done anything romantic with anyone.
>her father wasn't in her life much
yeah, but didn't really mind. he left for business, and we were both too asocial to talk to each other even before. plus, I don't speak korean.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
it's actually majority female because I only have like 5 friends, and 3 of them are irl females
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
my best friend is female
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
my mom smothers me in niceness
she has 0 common sense, if that counts.
>she also has mental issues
extreme avoidance issues, obsessive, probably more that I'm forgetting
>>28446147
Yep. I just want a cute trap bf in my life. That's all I need.
>>28446221
>trap
I'm sorry princess but your toad is in another castle.
>>28446198
>alright at vidya depending on the genre
>obsessive
Explain further.
>>28439918
>She's a ''fembot''
Can we just say robot, cause there shouldn't be a difference desu. But yeah sure.
>She's between 17 and 21 years of age
18
>She's overweight or underweight
Underweight.
>She's short
5'4.
>She is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
A-cup :/
>She's a highschool dropout and neet
This is getting uncanny
>She plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime.
Stopped watching anime for a while. And hey, I don't play poorly!
>She has dyed her hair before
Yeah
>She has a tumblr.
Correct, I don't use it anymore tho.
>She was bullied as a child by other girls
Correct
>She did well in school before she fell of the bandwagon
Correct..
>She's had a boyfriend and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving highschool.
Partly true. Never had a boyfriend but I used to have a girlfriend for a little over a year in my last year of middle school.
And I lost my virginity about 5 years ago
>Her father wasn't in her life much.
He was. He hasn't been for nearly 4-5 years tho.
>Most of her friends, either offline or online are male, assuming she has any.
Yeah because girls are really judgemental and tend freak out when they find out I swing both ways.
>Her mother isn't nice to her and has a mental issue.
No mental issue but she isn't very nice no.
>She also has mental issues.
Haven't been diagnosed with anything.
I will give you a well deserved clap, OP
That was well done.
>>28440632
>>28440707
>>28442360
>>28442433
>>28442966
>>28445436
>>28446106
>>28446198
AHAHAAHAHAHAA THESE NEW GIRLS THINK THAT THEY CAN BE A FUCKING ROBOT. Please fucking get out. You disgust us your fucking whores.
>>28446402
Women cant be a robot you slut.
>>28446352
I'm pretty bad at multiplayer games (excluding mmos since it's basically impossible to be bad at them) because I have 0 practice with actual humans
everything else, I'm at the very least average at.
as for the obsessiveness, it's basically what it sounds like. when I start to like something, I end up learning every fact I can find about it, and if possible, draw hundreds or even thousands of pictures of it. usually end up spending hours on it daily.
>>28446439
Not this again.
Stop projecting, men aren't as desperate as the people on /r9k/
Plus it's not like beta men can't get laid. Just stop going to the wrong places.
Try going to a pub or if you are too anti social. Go to /r9k/ and get some ''fembot's'' email, kik or skype. And just go from there.
You are probably not gonna stop being a robot if you act like a child.
>>28441527
I'll take youif you're into girls
>>28446572
Sure whats your email. If you dont give it to me you aren't a robot because you aren't desperate enough to. Its easy a robot would, and you wont.
>>28439918
I-if I fit into most of these, am I a cute grill?
>she's a "fembot"
Yes.
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Yes, 19.
>she is overweight or underweight
BMI is 19.
>she is short
Yes.
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Maybe/Yes.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
No.
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Not anymore/Yes.
>she has dyed her hair before
Yes, natural hair dyes (henna).
>she has a tumblr
Used to have one. Haven't posted anything in more than a year.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Yes.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
No. Never had a bf, been kissed or done anything sexual.
>her father wasn't in her life much
Not really.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
No friends irl, only some acquaintances.
Been talking with a NEET from this board for more than a week.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Used to..
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
She's nice to me but extremely overprotective and she probably has some mental issues too.
>she also has mental issues
Probably.
i'd like to direct a general "beeeEEE)_E_E_E _E_ _E E )E )__E_ 0eemy gf" at the thread
>>28446402
>haven't been diagnosed with anything
I can diagnose you right now. You're gay. That's a mental illness and behavior problem.
>>28446402
How does a lesbo lose her virginity
>>28446662
I suppose I am not a robot if I don't post my email on a message board.
I will see myself out.
>>28446729
She puts a dick in her vagina.
And I said I swung both ways. Meaning I like both guys and girls.
>>28446221
>trap bf
I-I'm a trap, please be my gf. I love watashi too.
>>she's a "fembot"
Yeah
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Yup
>>she is overweight or underweight
Average
>>she is short
Nope, 5'9
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Nope. 32DD
>>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Nope. Working on a college degree
>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Yes to both
>>she has dyed her hair before
Not yet, but planning on it
>>she has a tumblr
No
>>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes
>>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Still do sell
>>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
Nope. Only a virgin because I lock my sub in chastity. One day he'll earn the right to take it.
>>her father wasn't in her life much
Nope.
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Yes.
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Yes.
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Yes.
>>she also has mental issues
I'm a dominatrix if you consider that mental issues.
>>28446873
Ah I meant well. Happens.
To clarify average - I'm 5'9 120 lbs
>>28439918
Male posting here
>>he's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes
>>he is overweight or underweight
I fit in the middle
>>she is short
5'4", am tiny
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
male< skinny though
>>he's a highschool dropout and NEET
nope, though I'd like to be NEET
>>he plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
pretty much (minus vidya, which case I've played Pro before)
>>he has dyed her hair before
nope
>> has a tumblr
yep
>> was bullied as a child by the other girls and guys
used to think it was teasing, only recently figured they weren't teasing
>>he did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
around late middle school when I started lost friends
>>he's had boyfriends/girlfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
I'm autistic when it comes to emotions, none of this fits me
>>his father wasn't in her life much
parents just didn't do much with me, turning me into a degenerate
>>most of his friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming he has any
besides the 1 or 2 females I know and talk to once every few months only men
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
nope, I'm not that close with anyone
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
really annoying and doesn't understand my privacy
>>also has mental issues
REALLY bad OCD that has been resurfacing lately
a-any takers?
>>28446406
not new and not leaving, sorry friend, you sound pretty upset :3
>>28446902
are you cute and look like a girl?
>>28446785
yea you aren't cause it shows you really dont care that much. You stacy. Plus you just denied me.
>Isn't desperate
>Denies people
>claims to be a robot
Leave you dumb whore
>>28446406
>implying I'm not on 4chan to lurk on /a/ since I am 12
>>28443768
>tfw you're really bad at telling whether it's a man or not
I AM TRUE FEMANON
>>28444528
Thanks for not taking a qt photo of yourselves in your pyjamas, fembots. Fucking worthless whores.
>>28446552
Sounding pretty qt there not gonna lie. What kind of shit do you play the most?
>>28447087
besides being hairy, I've got a quiet and cute personality, easily blush. I'd say my looks are more masculine though because of my hair
>tfw you'll never have a female friend that has your back no matter what
I want this more than anything. I'm so lonely. Don't I at least get a token girl to attach herself to me because I make her look better at bars or something? Isn't that how this works?
Why are so many drumph shills here lately? And /pol crap that come to my board, robots i think its time for green text stories i miss em sick of seeing that trap and waifus threads, cmon share with us a green text story
>>28447099
>Plus you just denied me.
Of course I did.
I am not fond of people who claim ''fembots'' doesn't exist and call me a slut afterwards.
Try fishing somebody else up instead.
I am clearly not your type anyway (Based on the assumption that you seem awfully mad) So why even care?
>>28439918
>despite all these things, she still won't be my NEET gf even though we have exactly the same life
>>28447169
>had this
>she was smart and well-to-do so she's touring the world and doing other interesting shit now
it's better to not have something that will be felt as a hole if it goes missing, anon
>>28447196
not him, but I'm up to chat.
email, kik?
>>28440824
5'9 is very short for a guy
>>28447196
see? See? This is why you are not a robot and never will be one. You will never understand what it is like. This is why women will never understand what its like to be a robot. Because even if the ugliest rudest girl hit on me, I would be all over it. You will never understand what its like to not be desired. Damn whore
>>28447271
you're very angry
>>28447259
its average
its not short by any means
>>28447295
>claims to be a robot
>doesnt hate all women
P-please what kind of robot isnt angry? Literally our role model is an angry guy who shot up a college campus cause he hates women.
>>28447295
to be again a robot, stage one
to feel anger and shame
a simple longing, wistful and hazy
a time before void and apathy
where comfort in escapism found;
how we might long for that time,
that we could long, that we could
>>28447271
>Denies a downright rude person
>Is a whore
I don't think you know what whore means, dear.
>>28447230
Got no kik
Abandoned skype
Not willing to share my email.
Discord got a friend system via ID tho.
If you got one
>>28447259
It's not 5'4"
>>28447340
It's possible to not be that autistic
>>28447271
You need to be put into your place you autistic neckbeard. Guys like you should be forced to wear chastity and makeup, then get fucked in the ass with a big fat strap on. You deserve to be a slave to a strong woman you disgusting pig.
>>28447382
You are a whore who just likes getting fucked by chad. Why do you even come here? You are literally are unwelcome.
>>28439918
Sounds pretty attractive actualy
>>28447383
>>28447403
White knight betas go puke reddit or something please
>>28447418
>You are literally are unwelcome.
It's an open imageboard lmao
>>28447418
If I got fucked by Chad, wouldn't you think that I would still be fucking Chad instead of posting on /r9k/
No?
>>28447448
>white knight
>beta
No. I'm just a woman who thinks all "alpha" guys are disgusting and need to be feminized. He's a prime example of someone I want to mentally break and turn into a cute trap.
>>28442433
>>28442586
>>28442770
>>28442859
>>28443251
>>28443257
>>28443319
>>28443427
>>28443553
>>28444126
>>28445436
>>28446106
>>28446198
>>28446680
ONE of you has to be my gf or I am crashing this thread with no survivors.
Enough is enough
>>28446402
Cute, I also swingallboth ways.
Do you have a burner-email?
>>28439918
Okai I am female let's go
>>she's a "fembot"
Stacy
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Yes 18
>>she is overweight or underweight
No average
>>she is short
Yes 5ft 4
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
C cup, got rated 9/10 on soc a few times
>>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Nope, ivy league uni student
>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Dont play Vidya but I like my anime from time to time
>>she has dyed her hair before
Yes but now natural
>>she has a tumblr
Yes indeed
>>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Never bullied
>>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I'm still doing well
>>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
Nope I'm not virgin
>>her father wasn't in her life much
I love my dad and he is my best friend.
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Uhhh. I have one online male friend and one IRL female friend.
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
See above
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Mum has no mental issues and she likes me
>>she also has mental issues
Nope
>>28447382
is this like battle.net's ID system? how do you change your username across different servers/chats? avoided going in more than one server because i don't want people to recognize me
>>28447467
just because it is open doesnt mean its cultureless. You guys come into our haven and fucking destroy it looking for attention.
>>28447474
Yep, to brag about how you got fucked by chad and to rub it in our face you whore
>>28447486
Why don't you go to tumblr or something? Like that is what we think at all. You don't belong go somewhere else. Lolcow? Idk
>>28447580
Like that isn't* what we think at all.
>>28447580
>doesn't mean its cultureless?
You call it a culture? lmao
>>28447641
yea? hello, do you even lurk? There is an obvious culture here on the board.
>>28447580
>Yep, to brag about how you got fucked by chad and to rub it in our face you whore
When did I even brag about anything?
I think you are delusional, anon.
>>28447259
It's like 1-2 inches below average. It's not very short.
>>28447721
Why are you even here? For attention. Go away
>>28447754
and why are you acting like an autist? for attention?
>>28447754
I think she's just trying to defend her argument, son.
>>28446402
I know who you are, say "dank river" to me tommorow k?
>>28447754
Because I find it hilarious that nobody in here can argue for shit. They just find a tiny thing to complain about and then assume the rest.
Not to talk about how much people project themselves onto everybody.
Why are YOU here, anon?
>>28447740
5'9 is average, 5'10 in some parts.
>>28440632
date me please ghgfhdfgh
>>28447789
>acting like an autistic
>On a board with high levels of autism
>confused why someone maybe autistic
Hello? Hi? Did you just find this board today and start posting?
>>28447801
Literally the first thing she said about herself was that she was a female. These threads are just traps for newfag femanons to post in.
>>28447809
because there are no activities i like, but the surreality of the absurd things people type on this website/board is amusing enough to drive me towards tomorrow
>>28447861
Dude, calm down. Who gives a fuck?
But really though, you expect me to believe there are this many women on /r9k/?
>>28447805
I don't know who you are.
Wouldn't it be better if you said ''dank river'' to me instead?
>>28447861
>Literally the first thing she said about herself was that she was a female
Literally the first thing I said was that there isn't much of a difference between ''fembot'' and ''robot''
It's just buzzwords at this point.
>>28447809
Cause this is the only place where I can actively hate women and not be shamed for it. Its the only online culture that allows my existence.
>>28439918
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes
>she is overweight or underweight
overweight but not obese, have good hip to waist ratio so it doesn't look awful
>she is short
5'4, national average height but to some it is short
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
no small breasts, 4-6/10 average
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
no dropout, yes neet
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
true on both, especially poorly part
>she has dyed her hair before
no
>she has a tumblr
no
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
no
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
average in school
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
no to all
>her father wasn't in her life much
yes
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
1 female friend that is all, also my housecleaner
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
yes maybe
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
no
>she also has mental issues
agoraphobia-ish? (haven't left house for year and a half so far, undiagnosed) and major depressive disorder (diagnosed)
op is correct for most
could someone give me (you)'s and tell me to kill myself please, I would appreciate motivation
>>28447916
I give a fuck. I do, thats why I ask you to leave because you don't.
>>28447946
No they aren't? They are idenficiation catagorys that people fit into on this board. But the word fembot has been a trap from the start. You can be a normie, cyborg, femanon, stacy, chad or robot. Being a fembot is a lie.
>>she's a "fembot"
>she
No, friend.
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Almost 19
>>she is overweight or underweight
Average; pretty thin
>>she is short
Hahaha I'm 6'4"
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Voted to be a 6-7 by /soc/.
>>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Nah. I'm not in college, but I work.
>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Neither.
>>she has dyed her hair before
Once, but I dyed it back within the week.
>>she has a tumblr
Briefly, but that time of my life is long gone.
>>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes.
>>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I hopped on and off, but ye, essentially.
>>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
No, but my social life has been rather dormant.
>>her father wasn't in her life much
Nah, but he was an abusive asshole. Now he's just toxic to be around.
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
I think most of my friends are female.
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Does this flip to male since I'm a boy? If so, yes.
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Nope, other than depression.
>>she also has mental issues
Uh, a little.
>>28447984
You are a perfect qt.
>>28447487
>>28447535
>>28447565
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>>28447580
>>28447605
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>>28447721
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>>28447754
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>>28447946
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>>28447984
I'M WARNING YOU......................... Kiddos.
THERE'S NO REASON NOT EVEN ONE GIRL FROM THIS THREAD CAN BE MY GF. HAND HER OVER OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
>>28447984
>>28447984
Don't kill yourself and be my agoraphobic sadness gf so we can sit and lay in bed together all day instead.
>>28447984
(You)
bee my gf
>>28447958
So basically you hate women but still complain about how you can't get a GF?
idk anon, that sounds counterproductive.
>she's a "fembot"
idk
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
20
>she is overweight or underweight
normal bmi, but I'm still in the upper end of normal so I am a fattie
>she is short
5'2?
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
I don't have small breasts and I'm not ugly really. Not super attractive or anything but a 6 probably.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Not a high school dropout, but I am a NEET.
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
I play video games about as well as most guys I know, not spectacularly but I am not bad. I do watch anime.
>she has dyed her hair before
No edgy colors tho. Just different shades of brown and auburn.
>she has a tumblr
When I was younger.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
A bit yeah.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Yeah, that's fair.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
True enough, haven't done much sexual though. I haven't ever seen a dick.
>her father wasn't in her life much
Not accurate, I had a stay-at-home dad.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
No, no really. My only friend is a girl.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
I mean I only have one friend and she is female but we are very close.
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Nah, my mom is pretty nice. She does have some mental issues, but she's not crazy or anything.
>she also has mental issues
Nothing is diagnosed because I haven't been to the doctor in years and am too poor and too scared to go, but I am sure I have some mental issues.
Overall this is like half right.
>>28448058
I hate women because they only use men. I hate women because they only want to fuck chads. I hate women because all they care about is status and money.
>>28448108
Hand over the girlfriend... Now.
>answered bulletins like a survey
>realized that it was incredibly boring and deleted it
>checked thread
>all these coozes surveying it out
Hey, what about female psychology makes us love surveys?
Our magazines are full of surveys, Facebook and tumblr see waves of all-female survey trends, survey threads are the only r9k threads with a high percentage of females.
It's not even gratifying in the attention-grabbing sense because people ignore them.
>>28448015
is that pic you
>>28448120
Not true at all, you're generalizing a large group of people, a logical fallacy
>>28448120
>I only talk to normie shit tier women and assume all women are like that.
Grow up anon.
>>28448120
STOP GOING AFTER FUCKING NORMIE SHIT-TIER STACIES IF YOU DONT WANT SOMEONE WHO EXPECTS CHAD
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FUCKING WANNABE NORMIE FUCKING SCUM
>>28448033
Give me your contact info and I'll see if I can be your gf.
>>28439918
>he's a "robot"
>he's between 17 and 21 years of age
>he is overweight or underweight
>he is short
>he is conventionally unattractive, small muscles
>he's a highschool dropout and NEET
>he plays videogames (well) and watches anime
>he has gotten a buzzcut before
>he posts on /r9k/
>he was bullied as a child by the other girls
>he did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
>he's had girlfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact his social life has been dormant since leaving high school
>his father wasn't in his life much
>most of his friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming he has any
>he has one female friend that he's sort of close to
>his mother is nice to him and has mental issues
>he also has mental issues
>>28448291
That's the thing though, everyone wants to be normie. All the women here want Chads and most of the guys here want Stacies. We're just butthurt and frustrated we can't have that.
You think anybody wants to date an ugly robot of either gender? Not even robots like other robots.
>>28448216
No
>>28448217
You don't understand and know logic or informal fallices, please don't talk about that shit.
>>28448234
>normie women
Please all women are like that. None of you would give me your emails/kik/skype. You are all normies.
>>28448291
b8
>>28448335
>>You think anybody wants to date an ugly robot of either gender?
I do but as an ugly guy I'm not even considered human so yeah.
>>28448316
skype id: obligatoryskypename
I'll sign into this one tonight
>>28448291
most women can use sex to get a man who would be out of their league monogamously
>>28448335
>All the women here want Chads and most of the guys here want Stacies
Isn't both Chad and Stacy supposed to be assholes who just use you?
Why would anybody who isn't a stupid tool want any of them?
>>28448345
> None of you would give me your emails/kik/skype. You are all normies.
You know.. Maybe if you weren't being so hateful and childish about it. People might actually give you a chance. Maybe not chads or stacies, but other robots.
>>28448345
KILL YOURSELF KILLYOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
even if I gave you my contact info you'd cheat on me as soon as you got the opportunity no matter what
fuck off all of you only want fucking hot stacies, unattractive girls are fucking invisible to you
>>28448416
Be honest. If a Chad or Stacy took interest in you and wanted to fuck you, would you deny them?
95% of the people here would accept.
Why DO women love tumblr so much?
>>28443757
Really though, why would you drop engineering for liberal arts
>>28448345
>You don't understand and know logic or informal fallices, please don't talk about that shit.
I'm pretty sure it is a problem with logic desu
>>28439918
I fit all of this except
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
My mother had mental issues but was very close and nice to me
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I never did well in school
>>28448345
>Please all women are like that. None of you would give me your emails/kik/skype. You are all normies.
I asked her for a burner-email and she outright ignored me.
Do you ever think that maybe we're the problem in this equation? We come off as too desperate and quite often, perverted. I'm sure there's a niche for men like that, but we're not very desirable.
>>28448416
>Maybe if you weren't being so hateful and childish about it.
Thats just an excuse so you dont have to deal with a robot. Robots don't care how ugly your are, or what kind of personality you have you dumb cunt.
>>28448441
You are dodging giving it you dumb whore. See? This is why we dont trust women. Dont be a crafty bitch just be honest, you want chad cock. Btw Stacys only fuck chads, lurk first.
>>28448481
The best you could argue there is that its an hasty generalization but that is a weak fallacy and logic in general is weak. But logically its a valid argument so fuck off.
>>28448490
they aren't robots plain and simple.
>>28448322
>he's a "robot"
>he is short
>he is conventionally unattractive, small muscles
(t-that's a matter of opinion though)
>he plays videogames
>he posts on /r9k/
>most of his friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming he has any
These apply to me. How much of a subhuman am i?
>>28448449
Okay I am gonna be honest.
I would probably fuck them if I was drunk enough. But I wouldn't date them at all. And if I was to be in a relationship with somebody else, I would straight up deny them.
>>28448530
>Robots don't care how ugly your are, or what kind of personality you have you dumb cunt.
You seem to care enough to get mad about it.
>>28439918
i'm a male, let's see how it fits
>she's a "fembot"
no, probably
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes, 19
>she is overweight or underweight
yes, 120lbs
>she is short
is 5'11 short? maybe
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
i don't know if i'm attractive. obv no breasts
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
yes, dropped out in 9th grade
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
yes and yes
>she has dyed her hair before
no
>she has a tumblr
no
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
yes
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
yes
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
no
>her father wasn't in her life much
a little bit
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
yes
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
up til recently yes
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
yes
>she also has mental issues
yes
am i a fembot?
>>28447565
>got rated 9/10 on soc
So does every other female, tbqh fampai
>>28448559
I hate that you are here looking for attention. Thats pretty simple isnt it? But I would still talk to you on skype.
>>28448449
Chads have taken interest in me and wanted to fuck me.
But Chads are vapid degenerates who have nothing in common with me and only want to pump and dump me, so I have on multiple occasions turned them down.
I don't want Chad. I want someone who is a decent person. Normie men are degenerate whores and the men that I would be interested in are all orbiting their fucking shit normie stacy oneitis.
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
I don't even what a fembot is supposed to be, I'm just a loser.
>between 17 and 21
I'm 24.
>she is overweight and underweight
Average weight.
>she is short
4'8", guilty as charged.
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
I am unattractive, not only because my face is icky but I'm unhygienic and don't take care of myself but my boobs aren't small. That's about the only thing I got going.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Guilty.
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Guilty.
>she has dyed her hair before
Nope.
>she has a tumblr
Nope.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yep.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I was in special ed, I don't know if you can call that doing well. I was in the same class as people with down syndrome so yeah.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin
I've never had a boyfriend or done anything sexual except by myself.
>her father wasn't in her life much
My father is the only one in my life.
>most of her friends
>she has one female friend
>friends
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
My mom is dead.
>she also has mental issues
I have heavy social anxiety and panic disorder. I have been diagnosed with autism several times in my life if you count that.
>>28448612
Haha you don't like robots, you dont like normies and you dont like chads. If you liked robots you would give out your contact info.
>>28448623
>4'8"
Jesus Christ, you're a midget. I could probably lift you up like a ragdoll. I honestly would like to know what sex would feel like with you.
>>28448607
I won't deny that my first post was to see what people would think about what I wrote.
But it very quickly turned into pure amusement from all the autistic posts afterwards. Hence why I am actually still here, it's hilarious to read.
>But I would still talk to you on skype.
I have completely left skype. But discord finally got a friend feature, if you are interested.
>>28448623
alright you DEFINITELY need to be my gf. post contact
>>28448623
>4'8
LITERALLY
BE MY GF
WHAT THE FUCKFor real though where you at.
>>28448623
>I was in special ed
>being a retard
>>28448650
>you don't like robots
I don't dislike robots. I have just heard more than enough horror stories from other girls who tried to date robots only for that robot to take the increased confidence she fostered in him and cheat on her and leave her.
I just can't really trust any man to be loyal to me. You all like warn wet holes far to much. Your biological imperative to reproduce as much as possible would trump any affection you may feel for me.
>>28439918
What the fuck dude. This is scary, there is directly a correlation. However, the fembots I've met either had average faces but large tits or small tits but cute face.
>And I fucked up going out with one
Not sure if I dodged a bullet or not...
>>28448623
>short with big tits
My dick is so erect right now.
>>28448711
Okay what is your discord ID
>>28448775
Kek, please you aren't a robot anymore if you have a gf. You just hate robots, just like every other woman. It is in the nature of being a robot. Women don't want us.
>>28439918
>she's a "fembot"
no
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
no
>she is overweight or underweight
no
>she is short
no, 5'5''
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
no,yes
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
no, college and sometimes work
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
sometimes
>she has dyed her hair before
yes
>she has a tumblr
no
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
no
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
?
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
no
>her father wasn't in her life much
he is
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
no
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
no
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
no, she is nice
>she also has mental issues
nothing special
>>28448775
For every story I've heard of a fembot getting used as a practice gf, I've heard of two robots being lead on and ghosted, myself included. I really wish I could find a femanon gf but you all have so many orbiters and disappear at the drop of a hat.>tfw only ever ended one relationship myself
>>28448850
true most women who show interest in robots just ghost them or beg them for money.
>>28448839#4619 [/spoiler}
Le originalu commentato potato.
>she's a "fembot"
Probably?
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Yep
>she is overweight or underweight
Average
>she is short
5'3
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Yeah
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
No
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Only watch anime
>she has dyed her hair before
Nope
>she has a tumblr
No
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
I was bullied by guys
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Yeah, somewhat
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
Nope
>her father wasn't in her life much
He died before I was born
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Nope.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
I have one friend but we hardly talk anymore
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Yeah
>she also has mental issues
Depression and anxiety
>>28448612
>I want someone who is a decent person.
What are you doing here, exactly?
>the men that I would be interested in are all orbiting their fucking shit normie stacy oneitis
Oh, you're in high school.
>>28448900
I wouldn't mind giving money if she acted genuinely interested in me and didn't just halfass it, but they don't even want to give a good performance.
How is it that almost all loser women have had bfs but almost no loser men have.
Do they just let themselves be used and abused by Chads or something instead of going out with someone more their level?
>>28448623
I heard girls with autism are more childlike in appearance than regular girls. I guess that's true.
>>28448698
>Jesus Christ, you're a midget
Gee, thanks. I just look young for my age.
>>28448918
Are you sure? It doesnt work
y, y, n, n, n, n, n, n, n, n (bullied by boys), y, n, n, n, y, y, y
You love stereotyping, I get it. Be warned that it doesn't work.
>>28448839
We don't hate you, it's just that you're completely impossible to have a decent relationship or even a normal conversation with. Your social skills and personality are simply not up to par.
It's like mentally ill people. (Maybe being a robot should be considered a mental illness.) Very few people hate them, most pity them and prefer to keep their distance.
>she's a "fembot"
I guess?
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
26.
>she is overweight or underweight
That's pretty broad. You might as well say I'm either straight or a lesbian.
>she is short
Most women are.
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
I'm not bad looking. Chest is small though.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Nope.
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
A little bit of anime. Playing the genre I do poorly is still better than whatever you play well. Takes skill.
>she has dyed her hair before
When I was 10, for a halloween costume.
>she has a tumblr
No.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
No.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Never fell off.
>she's had boyfriends and kissed before and done other sexual things but is still a virgin, largely due to the fact her social life has been dormant since leaving high school
I had a girlfriend in high school.
>her father wasn't in her life much
Wrong.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
One friend, a girl I've known a long time.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
We're very close.
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
I get on fine with my mother.
>she also has mental issues
You could argue I like attention since I'm posting here. Don't know if that counts.
>>28448623
What would it take to be your boyfriend?
>>28449027
I am pretty sure.
>>28449071
yea then why come onto this board you dumb slut? Like why come to where to robots come to hang out?
>>28449098
Y-you seem nice :3
>>28449113
Try mine then I guess?
>>28449120
Because I am a robot. I have retrograde amnesia so I don't remember how long I've been coming here, but it's a pretty long time. Since 2008, perhaps?
>>28449146
Oh yeah? What makes me sound nice, out of curiosity? It's not something I hear a lot.
>>28442899
>>28442859
>>28449098
You sound entirely too well adjusted for this place. What even brings you here?Will you take me with you when you leave?
>>28449192
>robot
>female
please just cause you were here when the board was created doesn't make you a robot. How often do you come on like once a year?
>>28449098
> Playing the genre I do poorly is still better than whatever you play well. Takes skill.
Well let's hear it then.
>>28449197
Well, I found the website in late 2004 or so. It was interesting so I started reading it and never stopped. I like it here, you don't see shit like conventional forums, with people bringing up completely unrelated threads just to try and 1-up you with something dumb you said on a different topic altogether 3 years ago.
>>28449156
Did you remember to do this?
Cause I can't find you either.
>>28449106
He'd have to take care of me for the rest of life and never leave me. I'm not a fun person to be around, I'm awkward and quiet and I make people uncomfortable. Guys say they would give it a try but they'd leave within the year or a few years. Plus I'm a NEET, I can't even be bothered to bathe half the time let alone be a wife.
I'm better off just living at home with my dad. I don't think I could trust a guy to never leave me, he would be tempted everyday by all the infinitely better looking and normal girls everyday. That would make me so anxious all the time, I can't deal with that pressure.
I'm genetically bad anyway. If I have a child he would probably have autism too, I couldn't do that to my child. They deserve better than that.
>>28449219
I forgot an "s" on the end of genre, but I play a lot of grand strategy and shmups. Compared to something like the entry-level shooters or glorified visual novels a lot of people on 4chan play anymore, there's a lot of skill involved.
>>28449216
It's varied, but there have been times when I was here all day every day, or all day every day when I wasn't working or whatever. I admit I'm not around as much anymore, and maybe I'm slowly recovering from robothood. That would be nice.
>>28449232
Yep, whats ur email I can add u that way
>>28449278
you aren't a robot you are just a failed normie. Off you go.
>>28446106
>tfw still waiting for watashi gf to return
>>28449251
Would you bathe with me and cuddle with me quietly? And are you completely against having a child?
>>28449286
Dimonrn@gmail com
>>28449300
You don't define what a robot is. And anyway if you did, and one of the criteria wasn't not being me or female, you don't know if I'd make the cut or not.
>>28449286
I this policy of not sharing my email on 4chan.
I assume you can guess why.
>>28449324
This isn't me btw.
>>28449251
>He'd have to take care of me for the rest of life and never leave me. I'm not a fun person to be around, I'm awkward and quiet and I make people uncomfortable. Guys say they would give it a try but they'd leave within the year or a few years. Plus I'm a NEET
None of that is a problem, it's even attractive.
>I can't even be bothered to bathe half the time let alone be a wife.
Okay, now we have a problem. You gotta shower anon, that's nasty.
>I'm genetically bad anyway. If I have a child he would probably have autism too, I couldn't do that to my child. They deserve better than that.
It's nice that you're self-aware but you're probably not THAT bad. Give that anon a try, maybe you can be lifelong partners.
>>28449338
thats me, I saw my post and forgot I posted it. Lol add me
This hit close to him ;_;
Every point except the NEET one is dead on
>>28449334
What? I couldn't understand what you meant. But you are a female you already said that. And by definition women can't be a robot because they will always be desired.
>>28449389
Well, look at the bright side, at least you're not a complete piece of garbage.
>>28439960
>same outcomes
No
>>28449251
Maybe if you have a kid, his autism will be the type that makes him a genius in something.
>>28449366
Email send.
>>28449482
That's pretty wishful thinking anon.
>>28442433
KHHHV?
HH is handheldless or hanholdless right?
>>28449251
It's okay I have autism too.
If my autism sperm combines with autism egg, we'll get a super autist baby.
>>28449266
Alright I can dig it. I don't dabble in those two a whole lot beyond touhou and I've yet to find a GSG that I could really get into, though I hear good things about Stellaris. Closest I've got is typical civ stuff and that always makes GSGers pissy.
>>28447487
Tell me more about you.
What are you offering?
