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>be me in 2011
>friendless, kissless virgin collegefag
>meet qt picrelated in college
>somehow become friends with her
>she's a major weebshit
>ask her to teech me japanese
>pretend to be interested in her weeaboo bullshit
>we start hanging out and spend some time together
>go out a few times
>at some point even awkwardly hold hands
>too much of a retard to push forward and kiss her
>eventually start growing apart because she wants me to learn japanese letters but I don't give a fuck
>fast forward to yesterday
>have a dream about her even though haven't been thinking about her in years
>make a fake account on jewbook and find her profile
>decide to write her a message
Help me, /r9k/, what do I say to her? Is a normie grill going to consider it creepy if someone makes a fake account and finds them after 5+ years? Should I go full Chad and ask her out? I'm a neet autist who hasn't spoken to grills for literally years. Please don't let me screw this up.