>tfw INCREDIBLY stinky cock and balls
Someone else has to know this feel. I literally haven't changed shorts/underwear or showered in days. The scent is powerful.
>>28439134
Worry not OP, I too know this feel. It just doesn't bother me since I like my own scent. If I need to make contact with the outside world, I'll wash when that bridge comes
>>28439206
I'm glad you know it, too.
I love the smell, it's just realllllly powerful tonight. I makes me horny to be completely honest.
Do girls like stinky cock and balls?
>>28439267
I doubt it but that's a good question.
>stinky
God I hate that word so much. Same with smelly. It sounds like you're a fucking 3 year old or something.
>something stinks
>something smells
that's how you say it
>>28439328
he mad af rn ime
>>28439251
In that case you should've chosen a happier reaction image friend! that sad pepe should accompany a post such as
>tfw I know I need a shower but my only option are public dorm showers
fuck that shit
>>28439372
True, It was a poor choice.
Fuck it makes me horny.
>>28439328
lol mad
>>28439418
Reminder only to jerk off to 2D, anything else will dirty your soul
>>28439328
;-; I thought I was the only one. God it's terrible.
>>28439453
W-why is it slightly green around her bum?
I'm ashamed, I never jerk off to 2D, only my 3d waifu.
>>28439486
>slightly green around her bum
I see no such thing on my monitor friend. check that yours is clean, perhaps? I don't know where people even find 3DPD smut thats even worth considering, the only time I use it is to appease a fetish for sluts
>>28439557
I guess it looked like she had a stinky thing going on down there.
I don't watch 3D porn. Just pure, waifu, clothed love.
>>28439134
I know that feel
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>>28439591
>jerking off to clothed girls
you are pure of heart and patrician in taste. I rescind my attacks on your character, even if you haven't ascended to 2D.
>>28439648
Oh, well thank you anon that's nice of you to say. I just feel cleaner this way.
>>28439672
For whatever reason I find that lewd art of clothed girls is generally of much higher quality than the actual act. Why, hard to say. Also, there are some clothes much lewder than nudity
>>28439755
That's so true, some clothes are more lewd than nudity.
That said I don't even keep bikini/semi nude photos of my waifu because it's too dirty and impure. I literally get mad if I see other people posting my waifu as well.
>>28439372
You should see if a local church has a shower you can use anon.
Most of the time you can just walk into big churches during the day without anyone asking you why you're there, and if you do get hassled, just say your mom works there.
Walk in, walk out. No fuss. Also, you get the added illicit thrill of pissing in a church shower, which is nice.
>>28439789
I don't mind people posting or appreciating my waifu, not sure what that says about me. Hopefully I won't post your accidentally.
>>28439839
Ah, that adds for more effort and possible social fumbling than my current dilemma, thanks for the suggestion though
>>28439855
Don't worry I'm sure you won't. Is that your waifu? She is a cutie.
>>28439863
She is, thanks anon!
most of my pics of her are saved on my desktop though.
If I could have two I'd pick Hamakaze from Kantai collection, I guess I'm a sucker for hair over one eye. But I know the rules, and am ever faithful
This thread is turning out to be very comfy, let me recommend Schopenhauer's "on women" if anyone is feeling particularly salty about 3DPD and needs a good laugh
http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html
>>28439912
You've got great taste anon, those girls are top cute.
Good on you for being faithful, and thank you for the recommendation.
Unfortunately I'm terribly sleepy, so I'm off to bed. Thank you for the nice chat, friend. I hope you have a great day/night!
>>28439976
Good night anon, and all others in this comfy thread, which seems to be winding down
From the head of my dick to the top of my ass crack smells like wet garbage 24/7. I shower once or twice a week and I'm a fat fuck, so smelling good really isn't an option. I'm used to it, so I let the normies deal with it.
>>28439267
I had a female friend who said that sweaty underboobs smelled like sweaty cock.
>>28439055
Sounds cheesy.
