>Tfw no qt viking wife to go raid England with
>Tfw you will never fall in honourable combat and walk through one of the many doors in Odins hall
>Tfw you will never feast with your bothers and sisters after a successful raid
>Tfw you will never blot to Thor with your family
>Tfw no salted herring
>>28436754
Bumping just for you
>>28436754
bumping because this post is original in content and it is historically funny in some way.
Yeah right knowing my luck I would be that extra who tried to I jump out of the ship, shot by an arrow to the back, and drown in the water a khhv.
>>28436754
You won't enter valhal because you are a retarded little shit that concerns himself with the opinions of succubi, and because you will die in a retirement home with all the other normies.
Fuck you.
And fuck your samefagging bumps
>>28437136
How would you be shot by an arrow in the back unless you were shot by your brethren? Then they would be traitors and brother - murderes abd denied valhall desu
>tfw no Viking bf to impregnate my boypussy with a litter of 9 wolf cubs
>>28437281
>Tfw can't turn into a mare and get fucked and impregnated by a big strong stallion to distract a builder from his deadline so the gods won't have to pay. Then give birth to a rad 8 legged horse
