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Who here using interpals? Signed up yesterday and messaged about
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Who here using interpals?

Signed up yesterday and messaged about 20 Russian girls, then all of a sudden i couldn't sign in for hours because problem with servers, scared to login now and see if i got any messages.
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>>28436666
>register this afternoon
>return tonight
>one message
>some degenerate in the uk soliciting gay sex
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>>28437291

im scared to login, how do you do it?
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>>28436666
What the fuck is interpals?
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>>28437331
Some website that you meet foreign girls on, Asian girls love white guys there and they litrelly initiate you.
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>>28436666
>made yesterday during thread
>no messages

KMS KMS KMS KMS
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>>28437345
Kek really? i'm white and decent looking but im pretty much retarded, what do you think
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>>28437356
Do it, even if you have a picture of your dog they will contact you. Asking you to help them with English etc..

Russian girls on the other hand don't reply as they have 5000 messages.
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>>28437375
Fuck i'm already getting moist hands, maybe i can convince one of them to fly here and live with me
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Fuck i can't do it sorry senpai
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>>28437471
creating an account is easy
the scary part is logging in after a couple hours.

i cant do it.
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>>28437495
Nah mate, putting your face on the internet is the worst part
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>>28437527
Put a dog
cat
your car

i put a photo of myself with my motorcycle helmet on and i'm still scared to check.

fml
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>>28436666
damn OP you are a piece of shit
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>>28437558
w-why man?
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>>28437553
I can't think of a username that docent sound desperate desu

>>28437558
y
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>>28437572
>I can't think of a username that docent sound desperate desu

Fuck if i know. Think of a car engine part, a brand, a figurine etc..
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>>28437587
i went with user*two numbers*
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>tell us about hobbies
>litteraly have nothing other than 4chan

Well then
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>>28437648
>music
>movies
>walking
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Made one a couple months back. Frequent it every so often. Still don't have a single regular talking partner and, despite being a white male with photos including dogs, I haven't been visited by any magical Asian faeries who want to make my cock disappear inside their bodies. Not that I really care for casual sex but lewds would even be nice.
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>>28437674
that's just shitty and they will know it
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>>28437710
Try messaging them then, i tried my luck last night and was talking to some girl from Belarus that enjoys boxing. I'll probably have a message waiting for me when i log in.

>>28437720

I've seen the same on a few peoples, or make something up and say you enjoy running.
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>>28437674
Your hobbies are listening to music, watching movies, and walking? Thise aren't hobbies, jackoff.
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>>28437739
>Try messaging them then
I have. Messaged dozens of girls off and on. Simply doesn't work for some people.
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How long does the confirmation email take?
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>>28437757
whats your profile, what kind of things have you put down? your musical/movies/hobbies etc..?

I guess maybe i was just lucky.
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>>28437775
1000 years
i was lucky my old account was still active and verified. i couldn't wait to get back on this shit
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>>28437865
Really it's been a good ten minutes now
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Jesus Christ don't you cunts feel anxiety from these websites?
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>>28437912
i'm pretty sure if anyone i know sees me on the site they are on the site themselves, meaning i don't care they are just as sad and pathetic if they say anything
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>>28437944
still all those people that will see your profile, your picture etc.. making me feel sick in my stomach.
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>>28437953
Im pretty high right now maybe i will feel differently about it later
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OP here

Just logged in, have 3 messages.
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR THIS FUCKIN EMAIL SHIIITE
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help me guys

i asked why she was so amazing, because she had written it on her profile and she replied with this.
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>>28438048
Should have stayed blue-pilled tb.h
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>>28438063
Seriously, how the fuck am i supposed to reply to that?
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>>28438079
ask her if she thinks her tits are awesome, then if she wants a second opinion
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>>28438102
how much of a cuck am i right now?
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>>28437878
not even kidding
i was trying to send a verification email like ten hours ago. nothing yet.
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>>28438184
What the fuck senpai, is it deliberate
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>>28438150
>I am rather intrigued!
stop saying this, i remember you from the last thread where you said this and fucked it up
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>>28438201
I cant help it, I'm so bad with woman.
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So how many of these "women" are men pretending
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>>28437674
Might as well include eating and breathing t.b.h
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>>28438200
prob not, their email system is prob fucked up tbo
>>28438212
basically don't sound like you have a stick in yr ass OK?
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>>28438275
>basically don't sound like you have a stick in yr ass OK?

But it sounds friendly, does it not? what the HELL am i supposed to ask then?
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>>28438304
ar u serus or no?
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>>28438150
Dude, she wants to learn english. Which means her english sucks. You've got to use simple words.
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>>28438323
I'm serious.

>>28438331

Is this the problem? picture related i was talking to since yesterday who is from Belarus. Do you think she will ask me to help her?

Am i speaking plain enough?
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>>28438021
16 hours and counting
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>>28438401
I really wanted to get high and talk to some gooks, but now i have to sleep and do it later ;_;
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>>28438304
now that i think about it, it probably doesn't matter that much unless you're talking to a native or fluent english speaker. they can't tell what your fedora sounds like
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how are you supposed to get nudes when these girls are using you as an emotional dictionary?
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>all of these girls have been on interpals for 3-10 years

What makes you faggots think they will just stop chatting with foreigners for you? They are talking to 20 chads as they talk to you.

You are just another mark on their board to practice English with.
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>>28438473
>>You are just another mark on their board to practice English with.


fuck off don't say that. I am the only one she is conversing with.

F-fuck off.
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>>28438473
>girl ive been talking to has been on for a year
>thinking about how many guys this girl has been emotionally invested in

HOW CAN I COMPETE
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>>28436666
Im considering doing this because nobody of the current generation knows of this website

Besides i want to fuck milfs as much as I can
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>>28438518
There is tons of 17yo on there
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>>28438509
Try asking her how many other people shes chatting with RIGHT NOW.

She has no reason to lie to you really, unless you ask with a really insecure bitch tone.
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>>28438400
You're way over her head. You might not realize because it's your first language but some words and clauses you're using are above intermediate level. For example I doubt she knows what you mean by "as for me", "the folowing" or even "if...". She only used simple tenses, you used "would've been" which is above her head. Try to make it as plain and short as possible. Avoid using perfect tenses, only use simple tenses.
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>>28438532
>tfw i'm too useless

i'm probably going to make her slav brain explode.
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>>28438564
Also she keeps replying. Does she want to be my friend? Why the fuck should we connect on skype.
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>>28438581
She wants to practice her english with you over a voice chat. It's much more helpful to learn that way.
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>>28438523
>17yo

You mean I have to converse with someone for a year before I can fuck em or end up getting cucked
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>>28438581
She wants to kill you for being american capitalist dog.
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>>28438599
FUCK THAT FUCK THAT, I'm scared to use microphone. A girl i used it with on /soc/ made me shit bricks while watching a movie.

I was controlling my breathing in case she hears it.
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>>28438600
to be fair, it's not like you're gonna fuck any of these girls within a year. They are in different fucking countries.

And what shitty country do you live in where the age of consent is 18.
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>>28438612
It's not that bad. it's not like you need to turn your camera on, just pretend like you're talking to someone in a video game or something.
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>>28438612
quit being fat anon and you wont have heavy breathing

or breathe from your nose like a regular person
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>>28438616
America is 18
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>>28438636
I work out and i'm /fit/, but i was scared. And was tensed the whole time.

Fuck this I'm blocking her. I won't know what the fuck to say and she might find it hard to understand my australian accent.
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>>28438654
Also she just sent me a friend request on the website.
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>>28438648
Not true for a large majority of states
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>>28438654
>i might fuck up
>might as well fuck it up anyway
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>>28438616
America
I plan o moving to the UK anyways

also reminds me of a video some anon showed me a while back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80kSTVoPUY
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>>28438648
No it's not, memeing eurocuck. It's 16 almost everywhere.
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Some qt 19yo chink just looked at my profile, i feel erect
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>>28438674
>>28438654
You cant actually be this autistic if you actually go to the gym. The fuck are you afraid of? Her actually liking you? Dont worry about that because chances are she doesnt even care about you.

You have nothing to lose, and only have experience talking to people to gain.

If she bullies you or berates you just hang up and move on, you will never talk to her again.
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>>28438694
What state do you live in? america isn't 18 dumb fuck
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>>28438701
I just sent her my skype, and told her about how my favorite tank is the T-90 since it's victory day, just fuck my life up i cant wait to go gym in 10 minutes and forget about this.

I'm not autistic and only act autistic funny enough when talking to woman.
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>>28438713
C-California
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Oh God I'm getting messages. I don't think i can handle this shit
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is it possible to find people on this website that are around 16-18 who are looking for an internet bf?
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>>28438727
>I'm not autistic
>I only act autistic funny enough when talking to woman.

Anon ...
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>>28438738
I've seen many girls who are 16, so it's possible. But i strictly stated on my profile i want to converse with 18 year old's at minimum.
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>>28438731
Cucked by the left once again
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>>28438738
None of them will say that, but possibly.

16 year old girls are naive and usually fall in love with the first person to actually show them attention of a sexual nature. Just shower them with unrealistic compliments and they will think you're the one true love of their life.
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I think the picture i used looks too doucebaggy
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>>28438757
It's weird, innit? I went against my gut and sent my Skype anyway. I have a bad feeling about this and i doubt i will be able to help myself from swearing and saying fuck and cunt a lot.
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>>28438788
This is my fear

I've never taken a selfie in ever and Im afraid of looking at my own image because it reminds me of what I've become
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>>28438694
That was video fucking gold
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>>28438824
post it senpai ill r8 it on angles ect
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>>28436666
lol I have a Russian girlfriend from that website. Good luck OP
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guys how am i doing now? she keeps responding so it's good right?

Also gym now.
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>>28438894
Dam nigger, i can be as much of an autist as i want and still get new qts to talk too all the time, seems pretty gud
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>Activation email sent
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>>28438937
toppestkek

orignal
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I talk to girls on interpals a lot. Met a qt korean girl that I hooked up with when I went to Korea on vacation. If anyone has questions, feel free
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>>28438999
do you initiate them?
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>>28438999
Who paid, and did you fuck
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>>28439011
Usually. Really simple message saying I'm from the US. If her English is so trash that it's going to be annoying I usually bail, but I have a weird attraction to girls with heavy Asian accents.
Also pretty common to get messages from girls. Realllllly common for them to say something like "teach me english?" sometimes because they want to learn English, and sometimes because they're just interested in you.
>>28439014
I paid; I was going on vacation to Asia anyway after graduating law school and wanted to find girls to meet up with. Only oral, she was pretty insistent that she can't have sex with someone who isn't her boyfriend
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>>28439064
>I paid; I was going on vacation to Asia anyway after graduating law school and wanted to find girls to meet up with
Normie

>Only oral, she was pretty insistent that she can't have sex with someone who isn't her boyfriend

reeee
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>>28439082
sorry senpai. I am cancer
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>>28439114
Just keep doing what your doing m8
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>>28439064
>Usually. Really simple message saying I'm from the

what so just

>hello im american!
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>>28439198
Not exactly. Just something like "Hey I'm anon, an American guy looking to meet new people"
If she's got something interesting in her profile, you can mention it. Also you can throw in something like "and I can help you with your English if you want."
The first thing you say doesn't matter, just keep it simple so a conversation starts
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>>28439064
>Only oral, she was pretty insistent that she can't have sex with someone who isn't her boyfriend


get fucking cucked normie
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>>28439297
also it was probably a lady boy
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>>28439313
Nah her penis was too feminine for it to be a guy
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so what is the normie way of saying you like anime without being a weeb

Is it "Animations"
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>>28439359
Just say japanese cartoons
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>>28439359
You just say anime. As long as your entire persona isn't defined as a weeb, it's just another interest, especially to Asian girls.
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>>28439359
I just put cartoons in mine.
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Kek

https://www.interpals.net/Mayple1980
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>>28439359
You can just say you like anime. Just list a bunch of shows normies watch, like DBZ.
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>make account yesterday
>4 PM's total
>Ukrainian girl who speaks almost no English
>some other Euro who just commented "hi"
>two random guys talking to me because I changed my profiles status commenting on how the site wasn't working
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>>28438676
No data for texas?
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>>28439477
>>4 PM's total

yeah, because you're a chad.

Fuck off.
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r8

my original humour

Think anyone will get it?
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Is this Norwegian girl good? I can not tell if I like her enough to respond
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Is the email verification not working for anyone else?
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>>28439637
Literally no reason not to. Literally lowest possible stakes in the world: talking to girls online who live in different countries. If your time was precious it would be a different story, but you're spending time posting on a Norse vacuum cleaner-repair forum so I'd say that's not an issue.
Fucking message her
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>>28439730
he was being sarcastic you dunce, he is bragging.
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>>28439637
this >>28439730
also she is attractive meaning she has been chadded and you are little less than a worm to her
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Oh shit guys what do i say
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>>28439772
Too late, I had lied. I took her virginity in Norway 5 months ago and she has been my gf for a year.

She is also into femdom and is far-right politically

She is very cute and I like her accent very much
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>>28439783
hello m'lady, nice to meet you.

better do it
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>this user does not accept messages from algeria, turkey, cyprus, morocco, bangladesh, india, saudi arabia, iran, iraq, tunisia.
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>>28439964
yeah because you sand niggers are the ones that abuse them / send cock pics
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>>28438894
I'm fucking back mates, starting where i left off and going to message more grills.
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>>28438732
are they from asian grills or white ones?
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I won't get any results unless I upload a picture of myself, right?
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>>28440285
Well, they'll assume you're either a fat ugly neckbeard or an old balding man with a pot belly, so if you're either of those then yes you don't have to post a pic.
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>>28440154
I fucking h8 you, you god damn catfisher. Leave my qts alone, they're mine.
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>>28440328
>cat-fisher

But my account is real, and so is my picture. I'm also a Slav living in straya.

>They're mine.

Fight me then.
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>>28440285
you will get results, even if you put a dog or a cat but make sure you aren't like 40 years old...
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>>28440241
It's a mixture of both. There's even a dude asking what kind of videogames I like. I haven't responded to any of them.
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>>28440427
message the whores and get some nudes
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Help, jap chad is relentless
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>>28440597
i always knew asian men were queers
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>>28440597
I got my first messaged from a guy but he was just welcoming me to the website so i sent a message back, and also got a bot.

Didn't know bots were roaming on the website.
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bump my lads plenty girls to go around.
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in my experience it's just shallow friendship with russians and asians and a very small chance of meeting somebody nice which will then disappear and get you depressed for a year which will be spent on binge drinking and make you fail college again

i think
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Always gives me a chuckle whenever I see this
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>>28440982
do it to get nudes and leave
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>>28440993
>no koreans
>no japs

boy do i feel sorry for asian men
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>>28441615
No she doesn't, read the bottom.
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>had account all day
>none initiated
>none replied to me

all women need to die
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Italian girls are fucking sluts are on interpals, got the most nudes from them
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>>28442017
h-how? what do you ask them
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>>28442030
just ask to see their tits and arse usually
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>>28440993
>Romania

Fucking why?
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>>28442111
Post some nudes here share with your robots, im not chad enough to get nudes.
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>>28442131
from some crazy Polish girl I met on interpals, she used to cut her legs and send me pics of the blood, dropped her because she was too unstable
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>>28442165
I wish i could belt your face in to make you ugly, chad.
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>>28442218
honestly you don't want girls like her, they are destructive to themselves and anyone gets involved with them
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>>28442260
fuck off and don't tell me what i want

also how long were you talking to these whores before getting nudes? and was it over skype?
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>>28442270
Varies, some girls I would get after an hour of chatting, others after a month so they feel attached to you. I would say it took me a week on average.

I use Whatsapp
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>>28442298
>I would get after an hour of chatting
>an hour

so you ask for it? should i start asking?
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>>28442298
Do you just straight out start flirting from the first message? An hour seems like nothing

Are russians really that slutty?
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>>28442320
>Are russians really that slutty?

he said polish
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>>28442327
same thing essentially.
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>>28442335
youll be lucky to even get a reply from a russian bitch on there since they get everyone messaging them
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>>28442303
It's up to you, you have to feel out the girl, you can sense if some are down for dirty stuff or not, either way, you'll get rejected sometimes, but there are lots of girls so just move on to another one

>>28442320
>Do you just straight out start flirting from the first message? An hour seems like nothing
Sometimes they start flirting with me, it varies. If a girl shows off her body a lot in pictures and just seems like a slut from her profile it is probably fine. others you have to take a slower approach.

Are russians really that slutty?
No, in fact I have only gotten nudes from one girl in Russia, and ethnically she wasn't a Russian (she was an Armenian immigrant)

From my experience they're cold women, also they suck at English so my humour and charm is lost on them. I'm from the UK so maybe they don't like Brits.

Honestly the easiest girls for nudes are easily Americans
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>make account
>too anxious to message anybody
>it's been nearly 6 months and only one message
>YOUR CHANCE TO WIN AN IPHONE 6s!!!

Fucking kill me
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>>28442409
don't give a fuck honestly, i was nervous to login my account today and i already messaged countless women and had some reply back.

Picture related is how much i don't give a fuck anymore, she had be yourself when talking to me on her profile.

I don't care how autistic or cringeworthy i sound anymore.
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>>28440684
I'd talk to the Jap guys, they're cool broso n here.
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>>28442432
also she replied, that's how easy it is.
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>>28442454
And i just fucked it up, and replied with something real autistic and not reading what she wrote. So what i replied with makes no sense.

Time to move onto the next now.
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>>28442432
>don't give a fuck honestly, i was nervous to login my account today and i already messaged countless women and had some reply back.
>Picture related is how much i don't give a fuck anymore, she had be yourself when talking to me on her profile.
>I don't care how autistic or cringeworthy i sound anymore.
Nah don't be yourself if you're a beta fuckhead...
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>>28442482
if she is Russian or Asian it doesn't matter, they suck at English and can't detect autism
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>going through people in my town
>find my housemates profile
>go to delete me account in case he sees mine
>have to wait 7 days before you can delete your account
shit.
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>>28442500
kek you're right, i thought she said "appreciate" but fucked it up and she is still replying.
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>>28442400
>It's up to you, you have to feel out the girl, you can sense if some are down for dirty stuff or not, either way, you'll get rejected sometimes, but there are lots of girls so just move on to another one
Teach me senpai!
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>>28442532
It's mostly a case of looking at her pictures, reading her profile and using your own judgement, I can't really teach you
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>>28442554
chad what do i say? im scared
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>>28442629
'I look forward to it, cutie ;)'
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>>28442687
Fuck i fucked it up again you took too long chad.

I said "Sure! just send me a message tomorrow!"
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>>28442629
also what is it up with foreign girls saying stuff like good)

what the fuck is the ) supposed to mean?
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>>28442782
Sun O)))
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>>28442794
i still dont get it, explain it for an autist.
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i feel triggered right now.
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>>28442794
lmao
>>28442809
it's basically a russian bitches way of "smiling" on text

tfw i wake up to only one russian girl messaging me only "helloo)"
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i fucking love this website and all the guys on it.
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> not making tons of shit up about who you are to seem more interesting

I already did decent when I first joined - over time re-worked my profile and now it has gotten ridiculously easy to pull nudes and other lewd stuff.

> "I'm in Medschool"

Basically ensures you wet pussy all across the globe. In every country doctors are seen as demi-gods..
Close alternative would have been pilot but thats a lot harder to fake.
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>>28443037
I don't feel good doing that shit so i'm honest, but still have rusians girls always answering my emails and even some asking to talk to me on skype.

Never tried getting nudes though.
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>>28443037
great idea
>tfw too dumb to think of lying on my own
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>>28443037
just tell girls you are a sex tourist, they don't care
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>Favorite Books
>The Holy Quran
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> tfw virgin
> had a 32yo HIGH TEST chick from South America to do all the lewd shit in the world with
> pussy out
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>>28443196
>high test
no one here cares for your whale fetish, you desperate faggot.
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>>28443220
> Whale Fetish

Nah man she actually was just thick and not fat.

Its funny because I actually have a fetish for girls with eating disorder body types..
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>>28443241
that stomach doesn't look thick it looks fat.
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Just messaged some SEA ladyboys because women won't give me the time of day
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Is there a reason people have conversations on their walls?

Are they staking out territory?
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How fucking long does the confirmation email take ive been to sleep and back
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>>28443196
which country? Brazil and Colombia has best girls
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>>28443418
Took about 20 hours for me lad
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>>28443461
Fuck senpai, i just want to be able to message qts
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I've got the impression that on that site your looks matter above and beyond everything else. Like, seriously, who says "Saving Private Ryan" is their favourite movie?
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>>28443480
You are overestimating normies
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>>28443480
looks do matter a lot of the time you wont get a reply russian girls are imperialistic pieces of shit
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>>28443196
why'd ya pussy out friendo
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>tfw was just thinking to myself how i was saying to myself last night how i want female friends regardless of looks
>yet i'm only going around and messaging and answering the good looking European girls

i feel like im turning into stacey.
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holy shit looking at all these cute girls profile gives me a raging hard on.
it might kill my no fap
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>>28443512
I'm so fucking mad about it. The guy doesn't even care enough to notice that he added second capital letter to his name or that he misspelt "like".

Meanwhile I'm struggling to craft my own about section for days.
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Have any blackbots had any success on this site?
>Tfw I had an account for a year
>Message tons of foriegn qts from every continent
>Never get a response back and nobody ever message me
Shit sucks mane
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>>28443658
It's cause You're a nigger
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>>28437553
>dog
>cat
>car
Fucking normies, I wish they would leave.
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>all these russian girls that want to skype
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>>28443658
Must be trolling bruh.
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>>28443733
just show them your penis on skype and call it a day anon, thats what ive been doing

One even sat and watched me jerk off for like 5 minutes before hanging up.

Came buckets.
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>>28443789
>One even sat and watched me jerk off for like 5 minutes before hanging up.
That's the ultimate sign of Russia's downfall.
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>>28443789
>tfw have one i'm talking to tomorrow

Going to teach her how to swear like a strayan.
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I'll be your interpal
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a-anyone else messaging 16 year olds?
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>>28442949
>it's basically a russian bitches way of "smiling" on text

why are they so retarded
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> Tfw signed up for it to help learn SpanIsh
> also want to learn German, Russian, and Japanese
> Tfw realizing only white guys will get a message from an Asian grill
> Tfw it's basically tinder
> Tfw not even white
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28443878
Probably not the best idea desu
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>>28443894
You have to press Shift+5 to produce ":" on Russian layout. Please be understanding(((
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>>28443878
no but the temptation is there. I'd rather not deal with interpol when making interpals
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>>28443915
fuck off commie fuck, just wait until i fuck your woman.
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>>28443967
>I'd rather not deal with interpol when making interpals

keked
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>>28443967
>>28443902

t-there's nothing wrong with me telling them i love them straight off the bat r-right?
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>>28444003
Mate you know r9k and talking to 16yos on your internet record is a pretty good combination to get v&
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Just learned Russian woman don't like you using cyka blyat
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>>28443971
k(((

afdgdsfdfd
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>get a message
>send message back
>no response
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>>28444059
Also she stopped talking to me now after like half an hour of chatting. Lost another girl to my stupidity.


>>28444098

Give me a hug bro, no homo.
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ask german woman how many refugee cocks they've sucked, hilarious responses
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>>28440129
We just have too much testosterone
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>>28444147
post some responses.
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>>28444147
post em fa.m
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>>28444134
Also now i found a qt girl who hates niggers.

I love this website, diving from one qt to the next.
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>>28443756
My empty message box says otherwise bruh
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>>28442432
>I don't care how autistic or cringeworthy i sound anymore

Good job. The first step to Chaddom is to be fully aware of your autims but to not give a fuck about it anymore. Same thing here with me, and it feels great tbqh.
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>>28444245
Agreed bro, i've got litrelly 20 conversations today since that post. From all kinds of Slavs. This website is making me not give a fuck about talking to woman all soft and being careful now. I treat them like men.

I only feel bad for the Russian girl i met from another board, where we traded over 50 emails. I don't care about her anymore.
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>>28443428
One of the two you said, don't want to reveal too much friendo.

>>28443565
Because I'm turbo autist who doesn't really want sex all that much but actual love and intimacy
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Guys am I acting chad enough?
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HELP!

I need seriously to learning english and then start to get qt on this website.

Maybe i can use Interpals for learning english, but i'm a man. tfw no one will teach to you without having a pussy.
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>>28444278
oh god help how do I capitalize on this
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>>28444278
kind of beta but whatever you're tall so you can probably get away with it
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>>28444329

> Now that sounds interesting.. what else do you like?
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>>28444264
>doesn't really want sex all that much but actual love and intimacy
eh i sorta feel you
i'd love to cam with a chick/send nudes tho so i wanna bash yer 'ead in for that one
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>>28439488
Why do you think all the pedophiles live in texas?
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>>28438676
ah man i gotta go to mexico someday
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>>28444434
That's why the US has sex tourism laws. If you go to a foreign country, bang someone who's illegal in your state, then go home, you're a pedo rapist as soon as you go home.
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>>28444402
Once you have it it gets old pretty darn fast - and then you start missing it once you lose it.

I can try to give you a helping hand if you need any input on setting up your profile and shit.
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>i have a boyfriend

into the trash you go.
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>not checking your email for messages first (intershits sends you mail if you get messages)

Also every Russian girl has been a massive autist so far.
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>>28444576
>Also every Russian girl has been a massive autist so far.

yeah they seem real stupid too, i guess that's because they get 500 messages a day.
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>>28442928
>Queensryche
>new
>triggered
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>>28444543
That's a given
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How did I do guys?

>muted for 2 seconds
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