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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/09/i-have-to-be-taller-the-unregulated-world-of-indias-limb-lengthening-industry

Is there hope for manlets yet?
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>You can barely recognise them. It's worth it when you see how much their self esteem grows
I need this
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>all that money and pain for three (3) inches
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>>28436564
That's incredibly retarded.
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>>28436564
That's fucking stupid. I'm a manlet and wouldn't do this shit just for a lousy 3 inches. 3 inches doesn't mean shit & most people aren't even going to notice.
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Pahjeets could be 6'3" with 9 inch dicks and everyone would still be repulsed by their curry-stinking, goofy-looking monkey asses.
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>>28437096
>3 inches doesn't mean shit
You're retarded if you believe that
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>>28437096
>3 inches don't mean shit
You're either retarded or underage that for the manlet pics
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>>28436941
>implying that any pain is worse than the pain of being a manlet
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>>28436564
going from 5'6 to 5'9 would make you king of manlets

going from 5'9 to 6'0 would be pretty good
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>>28436564
No, there is no hope for manlets. Please stop teasing us with the possibility.
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I dug up this little gem from reddit, it goes into detail about LLS for anyone interested

https://www.reddit.com/r/short/comments/1ugx1y/im_a_guy_who_just_completed_three_months_of_leg/
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>>28437938
>reddit
:^) kappa
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>>28437157
Not to mention the smell from bathing in shit stained water every day. And look at these toenails...
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>>28436964
>>28437096
>>28437898

>normies afraid that manlets can escape the living hell chads have imposed on them

Go fuck yourselves. Soon we'll be drowning in pussy too. Your days are numbered, normie.
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>>28438030
Enjoy your rekt legs.
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>>28437938
Holy fuck the guy literally cant walk and he's already on fucking tinder trying to get validated for being >5'9

>Breaking your legs and paying $15k to be 5'9
>5 fucking 9
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>>28438051

>rekt legs

Doesn't matter. It's a tiny price to pay to escape the curse of being a manlet.
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>>28438085
yeah I sure a girl would go for a cripple rather than a mantlet. Retard
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>>28436564
I honestly would consider getting this done but I can't get over the fact it will immobilize you for a good year. I honestly rather loose the ability to walk than go through the rest of my like being 5'4 though.

Maybe in the future with improved technology I'll have the chance to live a normal, happy life.
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>>28438106

A 6' cripple has a million times the chances of a healthy 5'11 manlet. Manlets are literally not people in the eyes of women.
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>>28436941
That would boost me from 5'6" to 5'9". That's a significant difference.
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>>28436941
Those three inches can drastically increase your potential dating pool.

>>28438146
Ignore him, he's a retard.
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>>28437096
>Shooting from 5'6" to 5'9" means nothing
>Shooting from 5'7" to 5"10" means nothing

I'm 5'6". If I got this surgery, I could be 5'9". If i kept wearing the extra insoles that I have in my shoes, I could get another two inches from that. 5'6" to 5'11". Badabam!
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>>28438325
>Forgot to mention that if I'm 5'11", I could lie about being 6'0", because most females can't tell the difference :')
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Why can't this surgery be safer?
I'd get it in a heartbeat if I could get it in the US and not pay a fortune.
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>>28438348

>Forgot to mention that if I'm 5'11", I could lie about being 6'0", because most females can't tell the difference :')

They can. Females have a sixth sense when it comes to the 6' cutoff.
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>>28436564
>In a country where height is considered attractive, Komal is one of a growing number of young Indians using their increasing prosperity to improve their marriage and career prospects, and fuelling a cosmetic surgery boom.
>In a country where height is considered attractive
What a strange and backwards people.
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>>28438394

>Why can't this surgery be safer?

Because normies don't want us manlets to get to their level, so they won't let safer height surgeries be developed
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>>28438745
You're literally calling the entire western world strange and backwards.

I want to get this shit done so badly, but I don't want to get a half ass done in some shithole like India or China. Why the fuck couldn't I have been born with better genetics?
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Would look crazy on me since I'm already long-limbed
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>>28438798
I was making fun of the author for acting like the west is any different
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Kinda want to go from 6'3 to 6'6. Worth it?
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>there's almost 4 billion vaginas
>wrecking your one body for a chance at pussy
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>>28437096
>3 inches doesn't mean shit
thats what she said
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>>28438072

I'm 5'5, I'd do it if I could be 5'10 and I already have a gf. Most women won't even consider me just because I'm short even though a lot have admitted that I'm pretty good looking. Taller people on average also earn more money throughout their lifetime.
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>>28437096

Probably more important, three inches will never be enough to you. If you're so hyperaware of your height to the extent that you'd do this, it would take huge gains to feel secure about it again.
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>>28436564

A manlet curry gaining a few inches is still nothing but a curry. I'm a 6'0'' beaner and being taller than most of my competition doesn't help at all.
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I really hope none of these post-manlets have the gall to reproduce and put their offspring through a life of horrible genetics they had.
Honestly modern medicine needs to start heading in the direction of eugenics to balance out all the worthless lives being saved
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If you do this you are retarded unless you're planning on suicide at 40.
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>>28439403
So he'll just pay for his son's surgery. And if he has a daughter it won't matter.
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>>28436564
I wish there was a better method that didnt fuck up the legs.

The risk of infection over those months and weakening the bones scares me off too much.
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>>28439427
and in X years everyone will go through 100 surgeries to become a normal functioning human being? Just so that post-manelts today can play house and have their very own child-toys? despicable
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>>28439403
Fuck off edgy stormweenie.

Dumbasses have just as much of a right to live as you do.
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>>28439516
>stormweenie
lmao, not quite friend. Just a fan of natural selection in humans, everything Hitler did politically was shit.
>right to live
I never said they didn't, I only questioned weather they should reproduce, and while they still have the right, merely having the right to do something doesn't justify it morally.
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>>28439624
It's a good thing then that whining about "degeneracy" and "immorality" are completely impotent.

Take up arms and force the "degenerates" to stop doing what you don't like or continue posting your impotent rage to 4chan.
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I would fucking do this desu, I should've joined navy straight outta highschool and saved up all my money from there then after 4 years at 22, I could've gone to India, shit 5'6 to 5'9.5 plus shoes would be like 5'10
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>>28439667
where did all this strawmanning come from? I didn't say a single word about "degenerates", if you really want to pick a fight with a nazi, head on over to /pol/ next door, they'll be more than happy to take your bait. How is it not evil to curse future generations with one's self admitted shit-tier genetics? Shouldn't you look to spare them what you've gone through? I'm not saying that they're evil for existing, or they can't have a happy fulfilling life with a family.
Have I struck some sort of nerve?
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>>28439714
Genetics is so random that there's as much chance your offspring won't be cursed as there is that they will.
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>>28439714
Kill yourself you stupid nigger, I will fuck your daughter
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what if India invents a height lengthener and a penis pill that works?

Supply and demand, they have a lot of wealth to allocate research for something that would generate lots of profit

>tfw India invents penis and height lengtheners before they learn to poo in the loo
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>>28439758
>genetics is so random hat natural selection and trends do not exist
I think not friend. I'm not talking about the scale of only your children, in which case you'd be correct, my critique encompasses many generations down the line

>>28439768
very thought provoking argument friend. Are you so insecure about the quality of your genetics you feel the need to lash out so clumsily?
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>>28439787
The problem is that neither are actually possible without machine assistance.

The best you could get is a pair of machine legs that contours perfectly to you and is indistinguishable from normal legs, except taller.

Same with cocks. You'd need a dick sleeve that becomes flaccid when you do, and hard when you do.

There is simply no way to biologically lengthen your legs or make your dick bigger without massive problems. I suspect by the time these leg lengthened people hit 50 they won't be able to walk.
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>>28439409
>wanting to live a long time
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Another self-pity thread. Grow the fuck up.

>be 5'6"
>don't give a fuck
>get pussy
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>>28439403
Yet you forget that most of this happen because unfit women have no trouble reproducing. Most women reproduce. That's the problem, it's because of them that the large majority of shitty genes survive.
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>>28440112
This is a fair criticism, but it's women's ease of reproductive success and high standards that has selected men to such greatness.
My ideal solution would be GATTACA-esque artificial gene manipulation, but for now, we have to deal with it more primitively. Consider if you will the Taron pygmys, who I consider some of the most noble people to ever have existed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taron_people
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>>28439487
that's the way the world works. It doesn't give a fuck about your agreeances. No one makes a life decisions and thinks about your approval.
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