Evening m'gentlemen
Why would someone not trust me of all people?
This might be old news, but apparently there are gay sexual assault accusations in a house of professional Smash Bros players. You can't make this up.
I took a day or two off from tinder
Had to read that over twice
Ashley actually seems pretty cool tbo
Vaga please try getting these girls actually interested before you talk sit to them. Just to see how much they can take if they think they'll get Chad's dick
>>28435505
>I have a wicked sense of humor
Kek
tbo she's still talking to you so you'll get it out of her. Tell her if she tells you you'll take her out and fuck her brains out
>>28436311
No need most of the time!
>>28435433
I have to sleep op, keep the thread going though, I'll be awake in 12 hours or sowhat does tbo mean :^)
>>28436416
It meansdesu
>>28436443
But whyofor? Why not any other letter? Is it special?
>>28435433
>west side
BASED.
there are hardly any niggers here.
>>28435433
Post the profile you're using as Chad, pics and bio
>>28436468
WellIt's honest without the h
tbf
Nothing pisses me off more than matching with some laggy PC user in China in SFV
these threads are shit because it's too annoying to keep up with like 5 different conversations.
can you humblebrag elsewhere?
Reading your unoriginal meme-spouting shit makes me want to shoot myself. Find a new hobby. /fit/ was way better at the whole "messing with girls on tinder" shit
>>28436522
There is no brag here, trust me.
Anyways, look at this shit
>say the first autistic impulsive thing in my head, basically gibberish
>OOH UR SO SMART CHAD
>>28435433
I love getting on here at night and seeing these threads, they always cheer me up. Thanks for sharing these :)
>>28436581
Anytime, anon. It passes the time at work.
>>28436581
Wow your life must be shit
>>28436598
>shifting on people's lives
>on /r9k/
Fix dido disulfide
>>28436748
>says the faggot that thinks it is cool to post this stupid shit every day
kys dumbass
>>28436787
these threads are the last great hope for /r9k/ you shit lord
>6/10 girl on Tinder
>Wants to actually meet up
>Wants me to bone her cause her boyfriend has limp dick
What do
>>28436787
These threads make coming on this board worth it.
>>28436787
Don't you have something better to do with your great life than shitpost in threads you don't like, Chad?
>>28436787
These threads are fucking great. Go back to /r/betacucksunited or whatever
>J cole
Fuck sake send her rtj
>>28436856
that being said, I don't want to see your shitty rap conversations, get to the fucking memes already
>>28436816
Do it faggotbloxybloxpatoot
>>28436815
>>28436827
>>28436856
>>28436878
XD fucking losers, even by /r9k/ standards
>Talk shit to girl and be rude as fuck
>She keeps up the conversation
>Try to be polite and nice
>1 response at best
Being attractive must be nice
>>28436893
But rap is Poetry for the masses
>>28436816
leave and off yourself
This is a hit from my man Shovel Dawg off his hit mixtape Hit With a Fucking Shovel
>>28437003
>makeagif
This girl is 100% retarded if she follows that link
Anyone got any good videos to link from YouTube preferably? If not, I'm just going to link her to 1 maniac 1 icepick
>>28437032
>1 maniac 1 icepick
could you fuck off back to /b/ already?
>>28437032
Link her porn or something, go full Taxi Driver on the cunt
>>28437060
I'm open to suggestions tbo
damn lmaooooo
>>28437073
suggestion: leave for two weeks and come back when you're 14
>>28437093
>>28437060
>>28436917
>>28436787
samefag
qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,
Victim dictum encyclopedia
>>28437191
weird how lonely she is and how she is trying to follow your crap, say you wanna invite her to a concert but its far away so would require a hotel
>>28437191
>i'm pretty fucked up
you're in bro
>>28437073
>FZ
>underground rap
>>28437313
Technically they are, even if they're well known.
Gringo e function djdisi
>>28437329
What the fuck are you doing to this poor girl
>>28437329
>>28437343
Giving her the Annie treatment
Lel
>>28437344
Fixing her.
>>28437343
''You got any problems I personally could fix?''
Fulfill fulfill djdisi distinctly
Inb4 she knocks herself out tbo
Draperies dundalk disinfectant
>>28437426
>>28437399
>>28437373
no one cares edgelord
>>28437426
I'll get in bed with you and make you feel better than drinking and smoking can
Why are you taking so easy on tose girls? It almost feels like a normal conversation. Start the bullying already
>>28437441
>>28437093
>>28437060
>>28436917
>>28436787
what are you trying to do
these are unfortunately the best threads on this shit board, why are you trying to one-man boycott them?
>>28437441
Yet here you're are, taking your precious time to reply
>>28437426
I'm fucking dying anon thank you
>>28437480
It might be an offended female after all...
That or newfaggot who can'tinto vagabond threads...
Though he's a bit slow today to my tastes.
Were reaching that time of night when everyone's asleep, so I'm going to use Anna too
>>28437606
I can honestly say that you as Anna is one of my favorite things in the world. Cheers vaga
>>28437480
It belongs on /b/ because it's edgy tryhard faggotry
Got a fresh one tbokl
>>28437626
How long have you been here? 1 month?
I would rather say you belong somewhere else, cuntface.
>>28437626
not really desu.
saying "i hate dinosaurs" isn't comparable with b-tier shit like, "LOL FUCK U NIGGER FAGGOT XD"
a little bit of edge is fine tbqh, fampai. and this stuff is hardly edgy.
>>28437686
Oh come on, get nasty already. Enough normal conversations.
Fulfill Fulfill corinthians
>>28437771
Getting pretty boring tbo.
Gonna restart my phone because it's fucking up tbo
Fondly dishcloth Fondly
>>28436782
This is why vagabond is my nigga
>>28435433
Holy shit stop talking to ugly fatties
>>28437934
Sometimes I like to do bad things on dates
Then either make it sexual or say you like to set things on fire or some shit
Just went down a rank in SF fuck!!
I'm fucking up now goddammit tbo
>>28438133
weak t/b/h
>>28438191
I just follow my heart tbi
>>28438252
Is your profile still male?
>>28438338
I'm alternating tbo
>>28438387
ask her whos gonna win french open. if she says nadal, ditch her
Cuckold functions fondly
Comfortable focus dumfries
This game always puts me in a shitty mood when I'm on a losing streak
>phrases
What
>>28438718
>>28438615
>>28438589
>>28438492
>increasingly_desperate_man_bumps_his_own_thread.tif
Cocoon distance
>>28438736
okaeri, samefag-kun~~
Amanda is a basic bitch tbo
>>28438836
Hmm I wonder what this phrase is about...
KEKBOT
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B
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>>28438910
I really hope that's a bot because that's fucked up
Why did I just waste my time reading these completely uninteresting/boring/unfunny screencaps?
Fuck you
Hey vaga, ask the next girl to eat your ass
>>28438955
seeing how edgy she is, ask her does she have a tumblr blog
>>28436416
>>28436443
>>28436468
>>28436503
fuck off you retards, learn to google
>>28437003
i love shovel dog, no better artist in my opinion
