you manage to make contact with "aliens"
what do you ask from them
>>28433897
Normalfag genocide, please, ayyy
>>28433897
can you turn into a hotter alien and have sex with me
>>28433897
Please take me away or end my life peacefully.
Take me and everyone who identifies as a robot to another planet so we can settle there and make a new life for ourselves away from the oppression of normies.
Give me something cool like a laser gun with energy shields impenetrable by anything currently in use on earth so I can conquer the planet
>show me cool shit
and they actually do
but then I feel like shit for being a selfish cunt and having nothing to offer them
>>28433897
ayy Ima0
>"aliens"
Depends on what they actually are.
Please don't genocide our race, please help us develop our technological ability forward so we, as a species, can stop squabbling over petty shit as much.
get some qts to suck my dick
>>28433992
how the fuck did he get this past the robot?
>>28433897
First of all I dont think they speak human language like they do in the movies and videogames. And if they do they wouldnt understand our emotions, wishes, etc.
How would I communicate with them?
id ask them to take me with them to work with them how ever i could
>>28433897
those quotations make me doubt whether they're actually aliens
i say nothing
>>28433897
Sex changing technology :^)
Ability to genetically alter any organism. So i can become SuperChad.
Please end my life.
Probably not an original post, haha.
>>28434395
Ayylmaos are disconcertingly similar to us, anon. They communicate using raw telepathy, sound-based language that denotes cognitive functions is unnecessary because they communicate using those cognitive functions directly.
>>28433897
I tell them to fuck off and stay on their planet unless they want to incur the wrath of humanity
>>28433897
fuck off cunts, we're full
you can crash on the moon if you want
hot alien sex
where their dealer is
>>28433897
Immortality, or whatever their best current version of it is. More life is the best thing I could imagine.
Gibs me chobits waifu
>>28433897
Technology to enslave the human race and proclaim myself as a demigod
>>28436072
T H I S
H I S T
I S T H
S T H I
>>28433897
Are you actually aliens from a different planet who evolved just like humans did, or are you demons or spirits who exist on a different plane?
And either way, what exactly do I have to trade to you in exchange for powers? I have some serious work to do in this lifetime and I'm going to need whatever you can do for me.
I would ask them what do they think of us and if they like our nuclear weapons.
And i would tell them now it would be a good time to wipe us out.
Nigga you ugly as fuck
Probably something like that
pls remove 90% of the human race
pls
>>28433897
ayyyo lmao
