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Have you gotten an escort before? How was it? Would you?
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Have you gotten an escort before? How was it? Would you?
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Your mum was a complete waste of $13.47
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>>28433474
No but I will get one once I finish my finals in June as a reward (legal in my country)
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>went on backpages found a good looking asian one for $250
>went to the hotel she got
>went in talked fora bit gave the the money and fucked

It was okay
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No. I only pay for sex indirectly.
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>>28433474
Never under any circumstances pay more than $80.

You can find girls that will do the same things and the same types of women from $40 to $4,000 a night so don't be stupid.
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>>28433513
le ebin mom maymay updated XDD
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>>28433474
Thought about it but decided I'm happier masturbating and spending the money on drugs.
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>>28433709
>having a low-T addiction
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>>28433474

Yes its gf experience so cant complain. Make sure to use protection.
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>>28433853
They never start out as a GF experience but because of the way I lovingly touch them, and because I'm actually good looking they all fall in love with me.

I'm not into sadistic sex at all, but I fucking hate socializing so an escort turned out to be the most efficient choice.
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how do you avoid getting caught and where do you find escorts?
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>>28434420
backpage has a good selection assuming you're not black
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>>28434449
>no black guys
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>>28433474
Buy a quality provider for your first time. You'll have a lot more fun and a good reference for future dates! Look on USASexGuide forums for reviews of providers. You should also make an account and ask.

Backpage is a nice site, but be wary of upscale girls. Sometimes they are fake posts written by cops or robbers. This is why it's important to do research on the market.
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>>28434487
nigs are too dangerous, never know what they're going to do
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>>28434487
Black men are just terrible all around. Bad hygiene, risky, dangerous, violent, pushy, and disease risk. Questionable providers date black men outside of the trade but don't see them as clients. Quality providers don't see black men period because they cater to upscale rich White men who don't like black people.
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I just met the hooker of my dreams. I've been banging whores for almost a decade at this point and this girl I just met is better than all of them.

She's incredibly attractive, sucks dick like a champ and has had 0 kids so her pussy is still tight.

Idk why she's doing it, she's only 27 and doesn't appear to have a drug problem. I'm going to ride this bitch out for as long as I can.

I've been banging these whores in my car for a few months now because I have roommates but that all changed at the end of the month when I buy my first home. I'm going to bring her back to my new place, fuck her in front of my fireplace and just forget all the crushing loneliness from never experiencing the care and affection from a women who didn't receive hundreds of dollars to lay their beside you.
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25 kv ere. Should i just say fuck it and hit up an escort?
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escorts are way too expensive. worth it but fuck
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I did in Thailand. Wanted to try it back here in the states but noped the fuck out when I saw the prices.
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Would it be retarded to ask QT grills or gaybois on the street if you can get a BJ or suck their dick for 100$?

What if you're still early 20s/decent looking
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What would a hooker do if you slipping the condom off when you're fucking them from behind?
>/devilish/
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>>28435351
Lmao try $1000 ATLEAST
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>>28434589
Would a quality provider fuck an 18 year old guy with glasses
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>>28435406
Probably give you diseases
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>>28435318
How much are they in Thailand? Are they actually good-looking or all busted/druggies?
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>>28433474
I'd say go for it OP but I have some advice for you.

>1. Don't overpay

Everyone will tell you "get a high class hooker" but, in reality whatever she does, a girl that's just as hot will do the same thing and more for a quarter of the price.

Guaranteed.

Maybe it's because I'm Australian and whoring is legal here but NEVER pay more than $250 per hour for a 10/10 white woman.

>2. Make sure you can afford to do it on the regular

I made this mistake myself and spent more money than I was earning on whores. It's an uncomfortable situation to be in because you end up more horny and frustrated than before. set yourself a whore budget and stick to it. Maybe rewarding yourself with threesomes and shit from time to time but keep it affordable.

>3. Find yourself a regular girl

Like with real girlfriends the more often you fuck your whore the better she'll get at satisfying your fetishes. Plus she'll likely give you discounts over time and first access at 3-ways or whatever deals she's offering.

>4. Don't be too keen on hiring more than one girl at a time

Multi-girl fantasies might be your thing but they're usually just that. fantasies. In my experience hiring more than 1 girl at a time leads me to giving ALL my attention to the hottest one. Even if they're both smoking fucking hot, my attention can only be on one girl at a time.

By all means try it, but just be warned - it's usually a waste of money and you're better of with one at a time.

>5. Make sure you cum

This one might sound fucking obvious - she's a whore right? But I've fallen into a trap of having a conversation with my whore and then leaving without cumming. big mistake. By all means let your whore be your sounding board/therapist but at lest bust a nut or it's not money well spent.

>6. Start out with incalls.

Some whores are opportunistic thieves or even case your place out to rob it later. Visiting them at their pad is a much better way to not get robbed and keep your anonymity
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>>28435598
They range just like anywhere in the world.
There really are $10 hookers. Some don't look all that bad. But if they're that cheap there's usually something wrong with them. (either ugly or std)
I usually go for the ones around $20-30. Best bang for the buck. And will be just as good or better looking than the ones back home.
Of course there's also the more expensive ones $100+.
Most I've ever paid was around $60. Best night of my life.
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>>28435600
I love australia/ns
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>>28436181
>Best night of my life

Describe pl0x
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Not that I know of. If someone was escorting me around I'd probably be a lot more cocky about who I start shit with. Fucking get some. Mother fucker.
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>>28436328
>I got to stuck my ponis is her girl parts
Normally I don't last more than five minutes. But she made the session last an hour and 15 minutes. Which included foreplay and cuddling afterwards. The sex part somehow lasted around 45 minutes. She was very professional at her job. She know when to stop before I blew my load and what to do to keep me going.
We spent the last 15 minutes cuddling.
For a brief moment it felt like love.
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>>28437227
All for the low low price of $60
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>>28435600
This guy knows what he is talking about
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>>28434589
>>28434526
>>28434487
you havent seen the nigger fuckin the qt teen at the trash cans on liveleak?
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>>28433574
Great, catch HIV and then all that studying will be for nothing.
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>>28438188
>the HIV meme

Fuck off and die, you could fuck 100 HIV+ cumdumpsters with no contraception, you still won't get HIV
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>>28435464
eww no lmao
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>>28433474

So where is the best place to get an escort in Los Angeles?
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>>28438368
Why eww no lmao
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>>28437447
no, please give me more info
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>>28435318
how do you actually go about getting a prostitute? Do you just pick the one you like in the crowd and approach her?

Im curious because I have considered going to Thai myself
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>>28433474
I've been more than 20 times.
I always regret if afterwards.
The moment I cum, I just feel so disgusted and pathetic.
I have to pay women just to touch me, meanwhile Chad gets it for free. It's fucking nauseating.
Then I realize I don't even know this fucking woman and I just go home and scrub every inch of my body until I bleed
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Yes countless times, probably more than 50, not a NEET and is.legal in my country

100 dollars for half hour so cheap, fucked a big titty indian the other.night, and a skinny qt chinese girl week.before
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Slightly related but I've been to quite a few rub and tugs. Been to a brothel once and had a great session with a pretty hot asian girl, but I still think rub and tugs are far more relaxing and enjoyable for some reason.

There was this one rub and tug near my old workplace, top tier. I was a regular of two Thai girls there.

One was hot as hell, smooth pussy with laser hair removal, and she let me feel her up all the time, at one point she offered me a blowjob for extras.

Then there was the other one, not as good looking and a bit rounder but holy hell her hand job technique was out of this world. Think of that handjob shit you see on hergeart, basically that, and she knew which part of the knob to go for.

Wish I had a reason to go back to that location because damn it's too far away from where I actually live to make it worth it.
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