>tfw not being constantly punished for being such a worthless piece of shit
How can I get another person to physically and consensually harm me? I'm afraid if I pay someone, they'll call the police and I will have to go to a mental institution.
>>28431451
Where do you live? If you are in the bay area I will let you beat me to death
>>28431451
Just ask a woman on a date.
She'll be sure that you're punished for looking at her, unless you're Chad, which I know you aren't.
>>28431451
Find a partner and subtly make them fond of the idea over time
>tfw nobody to break your arms and fuck you in the stomach with a knife with your hands nailed to the wall and legs being crushed by huge cement bricks
;_;
>>28431483
I don't want that to happen to you, I want it to happen to me.
>>28431485
It doesn't work that way.
>>28431522
>Find a partner
That's never going to happen.
Is hal attetionwhoring again?
>>28431694
I wouldn't call it attention whoring, I have no other outlet sometimes, and no place else that may give an honest answer.
