>tfw using the money from my lawsuit to buy my own tropical island with a house and internet
theres a possibility i might invite some robots to live with me but probably not.
>>28430468
pls invite us, save our lives from misery.
>>28430468
>lawsuit
what happened?
>>28430468
>sea level rises 1 ft
>computer is underwater
I will get a pirate crew and take over your island!
>>28430501
depends on how it looks when i get there, if it feels nice and roomy and i can trust you guys then we can start a community.
>>28430512
cant discuss it yet, but its related to my PTSD
>>28430468
Internet sucks on a lot of islands. Buy a place in Belize or Costa Rica.
>Source: I live in Bermuda. Internet is slower than they say and expensive.
Why would anyone want a tropical island when you can buy land in the rural mountains of the USA for $5k an acre? DSL and rural cable a shit but it's still many times better than you can get from satellite. Hell, if you're really rich you can buy a place with all the utilities but still innawoods and no neighbours but only 30 minutes or so to nearest walmart $8k to $20k/acre would be reaosnable for this. You could build a 450 sq ft home with tip toppest tier everything for another $30k and live like a lord. Sell mushrooms and fermented vegetables at the farmers market and bring home qt unwashed hipster bitches to fugg and sip coffee on your tiny front porch with.
>>28430513
Good thing global warming does not exist and that there never has been and never will be any evidence suggesting it will ever be a possibility.
Roughly how much is an island, OP?
>>28430765
>lives in bermuda
>doesn't tap into the paranormal powers of the bermuda triangle to access the internet of alternate dimensions
>>28430468
Probably one of the worst investments you can make.
>>28430765
Costa Rican here, any questions?
