>A feminist witch sees you misogyny-posting on /r9k/ on your phone and decides to punish you by turning you into a cute girl
>All sorts of creepy men will hit on you and feel you up on your way to / at your new place of employment as a secretary
How do you cope?
I would be very lewd.
TSF Monogatari has a solution
>>28430430
>TSF Monogatari
Is that the sequel to Bakemonogatari?
>>28430730
Anon I... sure...
I'd quit that job instantly and become a cam whore.
could easily make 6 figures if I did niche kink stuff
>>28430409
>get turned into a cute girl
I'd go find the most fuckingautistic beta faggotI can, andtell him to fuck me and we'll watch anime together
>>28430730
>deep enough into anime to know about bakemonogatari
>somehow oblivious to what TSF monogatari is
You don't watch h-anime much do you?
>>28430813
>become a cam whore
No anon, you can't do that! It'll harm all women by further normalizing our objectification as sexual commodities reee!
>>28430863
no i am empowering myself by taking back my sexuality from men via exploiting them out of their money for doing what I would probably already do anyway
>>28430409
Kill myself. That would be all the push I'd need.
I wouldn't be a true female, I'd just be a man with the body of one.
>>28430844
>You don't watch h-anime much do you?
I've never heard off the H studio before, but my mom's over for mother's day and we both like anime so I told her we're going to try watching this tsfmonogatari one. I thought I'd already seen all the monogatari episodes but neither of us have heard of this before.
>>28430976
are you going to watch hentai with your mom or am I reading into this the wrong way?
>>28430409
Kill her, then jump off a skyscraper
>>28430976
Anon you're making a terrible mistake.
