Fembots, do you want to have kids?
How many?
Why or why not?
>>28427494
Yes.
However many my husband wants.
I like kids a lot.
Currently pregnant with our second. I used to hate kids and not want them, but when we had our first I dunno, I just felt a complete 180 and I love it now. I want at least 6 but would be happy with as many as possible really.
Dunno why, this picture is charming and heartwarming at the same time, without even being sexual
>>28427494
I'm pregnant with my 5th, have 4 by different fathers. I like being pregnant makes me feel that whole Earth Mother vibe, and I like seeing my beautiful coffee-with-cream children playing.
>>28427494
no
i dislike kids and i know i would be a terrible mother
i want at least 3, preferably 5, preferably all grills unless the dad is white.
>>28427667
>tfw pregnancy fetish
I understand what you mean, that picture is gorgeous and feminine without being overtly sexual; it's about the beauty of motherhood, but it's still giving me a chub right now.
>>28427667
I got a big pregnancy formula famalam.
>>28427681
gr8 b8 m80
I always feel awkward around kids/babies and probably wouldn't make a good mother at all. So as of now probably no.
>>28427721
>formula
I meant folder but I guess it gives me an excuse to image dump once more.
My autism levels are too high to have or want children. I couldn't handle the responsibility.
>>28427701
>>28427761
>>28427809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBay1HrK8WU
However many it takes before the sacrifices start having an effect
Having children is immoral.
Robots should know how horrible life is for most people. Women are the most evil of all beings because they can give life to new beings that will experience a lifetime of pain until they inevitably die.
no because i am severely physically disabled and there's no way im putting a child through the same hell of having a good for nothing mother and a shit ton of debilitating health problems that will utterly ruin their life and any chances they might have had at a decent social experience. if i ever get my shit together and become worthy of a sane, responsible and loving partner i would gladly consider adoption or maybe a surrogate if we had been together a very long time and would both make very good parents.
So which one of you will bear my children? I need at least four.
>>28427681
hope you're enjoying my tax dollars
>>28427809
I'll take care of our daughter while you'll be the housewife.
I'm putting at least four into my qt female /r9k/ user girlfriend.
>white so it's not gubment subsidized to have them now so we have to wait and get jobs
>>28427957
>doesn't want to raise sons and teach them how to be men
low test cuck detected
>>28427494
Is that what heaven looks like for a white man?
I WANT A LITTER OF HUSKIES!!
>>28427999
Obviously not since white men tend to want to live the "bachelor" lifestyle as long as possible while black men are having babies every other week.
>>28428042
White men only want to live the bachelor lifestyle because the women around them are 90+% shit.
ITT: neckbeards pretending to be mothers
Yes
No more than three
My parents hated each other and argued a lot and I feel like having a qt family and spending our summers having water fights in the garden would help me get over that. I didn't even really know what it was like to see older people express affection for each other until recently 2bh.
>>28428069
no, they are just hedonistic and selfish manchildren
>>28428137
>you will never have kids
It's an abstract kind of feels
no. they destroy your body, your social life, and your bank account. you're stuck being responsible for another person for the next 20 years, and you probably have no idea what you're really getting yourself into.
my high school best friend just had her first baby, and his health has been a serious concern. i wouldn't want to deal with something like that either.
>>28428169
>no, they are just hedonistic and selfish manchildren
Have you even seen white women? They take the words "Hedon" and "Selfish" to a whole new level.
>>28427847
why did you post this viddy?
>>28428211
>Not fulfilling your reason for living
I wonder how empty and alone you'll feel at 40
Maybe a small dog will help you cope
>>28428169
Having children is about the most selfish shit you can do, fucknut.
>I want my legacy to continue so here, you now exist and get to experience this terrible thing called life
Also, manchildren probably have bad genes, and shouldn't reproduce anyway.
>>28428181
>meet someone
>they think you're a cool person and they like various traits that you have
>they even like those traits so much that they want to do something with you that will allow those traits to continue to exist in some form even after you die
I literally L I T E R A L L Y cannot imagine someone feeling this way towards me
>>28428247
I will probably have killed myself by then.
>>28427494
None because I don't want to get a gaping vagina and stretch marks
>>28428239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc
>>28428295
M-my bf promises to love me even though I know that my body will be wreckt
D-do you think I'm fucking up?
>be me
>gets an operation on my genitals
>as a complication now I'm sterile
Y'all talk like this because you all decided thus, but when your body gets fucked on its own, only then you understand how much you miss it.
You will never understand until it's too late.
Get kids and be proud of them for my sake too, please.
>>28428269
It's even worse when you know you will shoot blank... I'm like "why even bother"
>>28427971
Eggman you suck
>>28428328
yes but because you are stupid, not because you will get stretch marks
>>28428328
>My bf
>Not husband
Yeah you're fucking up
>>28428022
>not wanting based German Shepard
Not disdain, pity.
>kojika
Finally someone on r9k with taste
l WANT TO IMPREGNATE ALL OF THE FEMBOTS!
>>28427847
Am one of the people you replied to, not sure if this is supposed to make me want kids as this is terrifying and I would never want something like this to happen to me in a million years.
I've been dating this chick for over a year and we have had to get two abortions.
I know it's fucked up, but I think it's fucking hilarious.
I am making sure the third doesn't happen, though.
tfw no wife to impregnate and populate a entire village in a wilderness with and create a brand new culture
>>28427494
>Fembots, do you want to have kids?
Of course, but I want to have them when I'm in a decent position. So with a serious ltr, obviously my husband has to want kids too or it won't happen, and a stable income, preferably with our own house.
>How many?
As many as we can afford. I think 4 is really nice and more than enough.
>Why or why not?
Maybe because I have an impregnantion fetish, but I'm the one getting impregnated? I've always thought a family with a husband and kids and some animals was a really nice picture, sometimes I daydream this kind of stuff. I don't know for sure why I want kids, maybe because I have a lot of love to give and children usually love you back like no one else. I still need a dad around, we all know how children end up with no father figure, I am not raising thugs or whores.
Your picture makes me want to be pregnant as we speak, this is problematic.
>>28428949
Look how you ended up with no dad around. You are unfit to be a mother so you put all the responsibility on your husband. He has to have the stable income, house, afford all your half-retarded kids, and be not only their father but yours too. What exactly do you contribute to the family? How selfish are you to want kids just because they have no choice but to love you? Everyone else chooses not to love you because you are a bad person. At least you aren't so selfish that you have kids with your retarded boyfriend now.
>>28428949
i fucking hate women and life as we know it. there nothing of value here and we can't have nice things.
Death is the only true happiness
>>28429073
>You are unfit to be a mother so you put all the responsibility on your husband. He has to have the stable income, house, afford all your half-retarded kids, and be not only their father but yours too
Terrible, you totally misunderstood me, just terrible! I plan on working, because nowadays motherhood won't stop you from working and OUR own house as in paid by the both of us. I have a dad, no need for someone to replace him, he's a pretty good dad actually, so I'm fine on that.
>What exactly do you contribute to the family?
See above, I plan on working and financially participating.
> How selfish are you to want kids just because they have no choice but to love you?
"maybe because I have a lot of love to give and children usually love you back like no one else" I'm very selfish, I just want to love people and be loved back. Not my fault if the bond between children and parents is usually strong and both parties get something out of it.
>Everyone else chooses not to love you because you are a bad person
Oh man, maybe.
>At least you aren't so selfish that you have kids with your retarded boyfriend now
I don't have one, and I have yet to find one. I also don't think children would be a good idea now, as I cannot provide a good environment for them.
>>28429203
Sorry to hear. We don't all hate the opposite gender and/or life. Good luck on your suicide, I hope it works out well.
>>28429232
I don't need a comment for this post fuck you filter.
>>28429232
>>28429266
It is finely crafted bait. I can appreciate the dedication to her art even as I take the hook.
>>28429331
>>28429266
I'm kind of scared now, because, it's not bait, at all. I answered honestly.
>>28429232
Ok. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and try to pretend you are both female and honest.
So I watched the second game of thrones episode, and what you said reminds me of something cersei said. About how if she had a child who was so pure and good, maybe it meant she wasn't a monster.
I know you hate yourself sometimes, anonette, but you aren't a monster. Wanting kids though, to prove it to yourself or the world...it is too selfish imho.
>>28428949
4 is a lot anon. Personally I'm going to wait and see how the other kids turn out, if you have a responsible/helpful eldest child it's infinitely easier to have more.
With both parents working each child makes it exponentially harder to distribute your time.
>>28429367
To be fair with you in this conversation, you should know that I recognize you and know when you are lying about yourself.
>>28429232
>I also don't think children would be a good idea now, as I cannot provide a good environment for them.
This kind of thinking is incredibly appealing to me, I hope you meet a good person to share that with because they type of thinking needs to proliferate.
Kids come first for me, period. I hate when people have kids without being prepared to rear them.
>>28427862
>>28427862
Yeah unfortunately your parents had you too.
>>28429573
yeah its the only common sense that girl has. she doesnt want her kids to be fucked up by a shitty home life like she was. at least she learned that lesson
>>28429573
>Kids come first for me, period. I hate when people have kids without being prepared to rear them.
There is also something like being over prepared though.
>>28429424
I don't know what gives this self hate vibe. I don't hate myself, actually. And quite honestly, I'm no monster, quite the opposite UNLESS of course everyone I know or knew throughout my entire life lied to me, some kind of conspiracy. I don't know, if that's the case. My only issue, I'll admit, is that I require a lot of love, I know how to control it, so I can funtion properly and have normal social interactions. But I'll admit I really want kids because I won't feel bad for loving them too much and receiving love from them. I don't want to prove anything to anyone. Although I do admit, it's not correct to expect love from someone. But I think if I do a good job at raising them, and just be as loving as I can be, no reason for my kids not to love me.
>>28429513
I didn't plan on giving birth every 10 months, you have to wait, raise the eldest, try your best with him and learn from your mistakes. My mom had me 10 years after my older sister. And she had time to introspect on her skills.
>>28429530
> I recognize you
This is creepy. How?
>you are lying about yourself
In what way? Where is the lie?
>>28429573
>I hope you meet a good person to share that with because they type of thinking needs to proliferate
Thank you! I wish you the same, if you want kids. 4 kids would be ideal, but obviously, if we can barely make it with one kiddie, I'll be satisfied. I want them to be happy. I had a good childhood, and I want to give them something alike.
>>28429613
That already puts her way above most women, as sad as that may be. Too many females are blinded by feelings and ideals, it's rare to meet one with any such sensibilities.
>>28429633
Is there? My parents were probably over prepared by most standards but that just means that when things go wrong they have some leeway.
>>28427667
you clearly have not read the manga it's based on
>>28429646
Every 10 months would be too often but every 10 years might be a bit too long. Maybe a combination of the two? Having two 1-2 years apart then doing the same after 10 or so years would be pretty doable.
I would NEVER be cruel enough to put a child in this world. Besides those little shits do nothing but ruin your body then be ungrateful when they grow up.
>>28429646
>I had a good childhood, and I want to give them something alike.
That's exactly how I feel. It seems like everyone's parents are divorced, dead, abusive, etc of late. I just want to give by kids a loving and nurturing childhood but there's so few people that think in terms of practical, it's baffling.
>>28429646
Happy Mother's day, anonette. Even if you are living in a fantasy world, its a fantasy I would want to live in with you.
>having children
>when your genes aren't even near the top percentiles in anything really and there are objectively better specimens out there you could spend your time providing for
Does this strike anyone else as incredibly immoral?
>>28428247
>falling for the biological imperative meme
>following life script 1.0
wew
>>28429926
>Being a literal cuck
Nah
>>28429785
Of course, 10 years is a long time. My parents did some travellling, particularly my dad for his job, so they took it slow. I think 2 years inbetween is good. My nieces are 2 years apart and it's really nice.
>>28429847
>I just want to give by kids a loving and nurturing childhood but there's so few people that think in terms of practical, it's baffling
I'm always shocked when I see families of 5+ children whose parents (or single mom!) are struggling with finances, and barely making it, having to get free food from the red cross and it's not like the family went through some massive financial changes, usually the parents (and particularly the mom) was poor before, she was poor and struggling with the first child but she kept on going. I might be not totally sane when it comes to children, but I know how to handle myself and when not to have kids.
>>28429894
Thank you! But for now, it's my mom who's getting gifts and moms day breakfast, not me, not yet. Hopefully in the future.
>>28429821
Not always, but I see where you're coming from. If you're fit prior to the pregnancy, and you understand that you don't need to be eating for 2 humans, you should be fine.
>>28429926
Do you mean adoption? Or getting dogs from the shelter?
>>28430000
>have a child with relatively bad genes
>sentence him to a life of relative mediocrity
>can say with a straight face you love him and wish him the best
?
>>28427494
I don't want, but I guess my future husband will.
>>28430025
You can pay for eggs and sperm donations by people who are more intelligent/attractive/healthy than you. It's quite expensive, but aren't kids supposed to be the end-all to life anyways? Adoption would work if most of the kids up for adoption didn't also have shit tier genes.
>>28430048
Pretty sure he's talking about the part where you wrote
> there are objectively better specimens out there you could spend your time providing for
which sounds an awful lot like wanting to care for your wife's son
>>28430048
>>Being a literal cuck
kill yourself.
>>28430151
But it doesn't respond to the post. I whack it to rape porn like everyone else, but as I said >>28430048, shit doesn't make sense yo.
>>28429779
that timeskip was such a cop out, he should have impregnated that tight little gradeschool pussy DESU..
>>28430221
it was a timeskip but she didn't even age what the fuck like she was still a perfect little loli only now she can say she's "18."
>>28429926
>muh morality
Top spook.
>>28430214
>I whack it to rape porn like everyone else
> rape porn
>like everyone else
Fuck off rapefag go eat a bullet you fucking degenerate shit bag.
>>28430082
I'm not trying to create a perfect kid, he/she will be the way he's supposed to. I want my kids to look like their dad and me. Also, there isn't much shitty genes running in my family. I don't want my kids to be born to a life of suffering with some kind of horribly disabling condition of course, but I'm not buying anyone's ovaries when I have mine for free.
>>28430249
But isn't the point of having kids is to have organisms which you will help have the most fulfilling life there is? There is no problem if we're just fulfilling a biological imperative, but most people in this thread seem to think they're beyond that.
>>28427532
>>28427623
>>28428022
Preggo sluts best sluts
>>28430274
You're putting your roleplaying skills to good use. If you really did have such a perfect childhood, why are you on /r9k/?
>>28430274
It's extremely unlikely your genes are in the top percentile of anything. You're already putting the children on a path to mediocrity. >>28430273
get bent
>>28430274
I wish cunts such as yourself were killed off for this fucking meme. YOU are the reason why society is a joke love does not exist your are WHORE FUCK YOUR FUCKING GENES MEME FUCK OFF YOU VAPID CUNT F U C K Y O U !
I WANT YOU ALL TO FUCKING DIE THIS WORLD IS OVER BECAUSE OF CUNTS LIKE YOU!
>>28430025
>I might be not totally sane when it comes to children, but I know how to handle myself and when not to have kids.
No woman is completely sane when it comes to kids. And I don't mean that in a negative way, hormones are crazy. But there's a difference between a little crazy and stupid. Crazy can be good, stupid like the people you described is always bad.
Respect for being intelligent enough to take responsibility and self aware enough to realize there's a bit of crazy in you. You'll do well as a mother if you keep that up.
>>28430025
Two years seems to be the best all around age difference, although it's also a lot of work back to back.
Would you want to have twins?
>>28430274
>I want my kids to look like their dad and me.
>hopes deleted
I'm ugly. I can be a good husband and father but you won't want your kids to look like me.
>>28430274
>>I want my kids to look like their dad and me.
>Caring about something out of your control.
>RNG
I hope it's the opposite and you get pissed treat him like shit neglect him and then he kills you both out of revenge.
People like you need to learn the hard way of being a human not trash.
>>28427494
>Fembots, do you want to have kids?
I already have one son, so yeah.
>How many?
I'd like at least one more but two more my max.
>Why or why not?
I like kids, and I've found raising my son to be a rewarding experience
>>28430605
How old are you? Married or single?
Ideally 4 or 5 but realistically as many as my husband and I can comfortably provide for. I don't ever want my kids to be in need of something just because I was selfish and wanted more of them. I want them because I love kids and fantasize about doting on a family and cooking big dinners and making them all really happy.Also myboyfriendwill be a great dad one day and I can't wait to raise a family with him.
Let's talk about impreg fetish. I think it's insanely hot that I can inject a girl with some of my bodily fluids and they will slowly transform her body so someone can feed on her. And her brain is wired so she wants this to happen to her.
>all of these marriedshit normies
Godfucking damn it I hate all of you.
>>28430701
That is the creepiest description of a completely normal primal human desire I have ever read. What the fuck man.
>>28430362
Yo I didn't quite get that could you turn down your 'tism and come again?
>>28430701
I'm currently pregnant and love the feeling. Probably a big reason though is that my pregnancies have always been surprisingly easy on me, very few of the negative symptoms and even then to a very small degree.
But yeah, I love the feeling.
>>28430560
>something out of your control
I guess you aren't 100% it's your kid unless you get a dna test but having your kid have some of your features is controlable to a degree, just be the biological parent
>>28430653
What kind of plans are you making for the future? Do you think you will get married before you start your family? Are you going to be a working mom, or does your boyfriend make enough to let you be a full time mom? What does he think about your plans to make him the mother of your kids?
>>28430839
(you)
Your a fucking monster pray laws do not allow me to cut your fucking faggot head off. Good luck controlling your meme kiss my ass you piece of shit.
Do not breed ever your make sex look like a crime. You know NOTHING about what being a human is like fucking trash.
>>28430882
>>28430882
I'm not that anon but I'm basically the same person as her and here are my answers.
>want to start working before I have kids, settle down in a decent job
>want to move in with my bf and make him my husband
>idk if I'll keep working, will probably see how it is with money, not like it makes a difference my mom stayed at home until I was 12-13 and I'm fucked up
>my bf wants me to be the mother of his kids
In an ideal world I'd stay at home and have as many as I could take care of but. Not an ideal world.
>>28430882
I'm a few years older so I'm working while he finishes schooling. I make pretty good money which is great for saving for the future. Hopefully we can tuck enough away that by the time he graduates and stabilizes in his job we can get married and start trying for our first. I think both of our parents will be more than willing to help with childcare with the first so I'd probably go back to work after a few months until we have a second (hopefully within a few years), then I'd like to be a full time mom if we can afford it. He has a high earning potential because of his field and grades so I think it might be possible. He also wants kids.
>>28430326
I'm bored. I usually visit other boards but this is a general themed place, I like it. I like some of the greentext threads here. I don't think you need to have had a horrible childhood to come on 4chan. It's not a place of the molested only. Plenty people here who are totally "normal" people, we don't all have to be Cp loving, fat, lonely, animu obsessed mid 20's males.
>>28430332
They're not, and I never said so. If I have ugly children, then so be it, they'll learn the hard way, just like so many people did.
>>28430362
Very awkward.
>>28430455
Thank you!
>>28430494
I'll just take healthy kids, twins or not. Twins can be difficult, I want to be able to focus on one new born/baby at the time. But I wouldn't abort twins ofc.
>>28430499
I've seen enough of you robots post saying you're ugly when you're average and just fine. Don't be so harsh on yourself. I'm not looking for a husband yet. I'm focusing on making myself worthy of all of this.
>>28430560
Well, sure, kids won't look like a blend of their father and me, but they'll have some familiar traits. I don't know why I'm apparently human trash.
>>28430653
>making them all really happy
you don't make people happy now. what makes you think you will be able to when you have kids? because they depend on you and don't know any better? another selfish roastie
>>28431081
I do make people happy. I make my parents happy, I make my boyfriend happy, I make my friends happy. Don't project anon.
>>28427623
>>28427494
!here ya (you) go!
>>28431065
You actually seem to have a solid head on your shoulders so here's my question; when you do look for a husband where are you going to start?
I don't have much trouble interacting with people, I'm just terrible at actually meeting decent people. Every girl that's shown even a modicum of interest in me has just had totally different values.
So where do you think I would meet a girl who was responsible and pragmatic, or where would you look for that type of guy?
>>28431134
>bait
This is easy to see.
>>28431134
Of all your flaws, being a pathological liar has to be the worst. I could learn to love all the others.
Can everyone stop being fags. I'm trying to collect sponge bob reaction images.
>>28429973
>falling for the memetic imperative meme
>following modern script 313241.0
wow so progressive
What is thread about again?
>>28431320
spngebob reactions are top tier m8. Very valuable on the market
>>28431368
Now this is what I'm talking about!
>>28431353
Actually having childrens is both genetic and memetic to the extreme
>>28431402
Yes I agree they are like gold in a way.
>>28431209
I'm still in education. So, I guess uni is the best place, because it's where I spend most of my time at the moment. I will actively start looking for a husband a bit before my 25th birthday, if I met someone before, good, if not, I'll be more proactive. In that scenario, I'll look up online, and try dating website and even CL (who knows?)
I would also look at work, not as actively as online, I don't want to freak anyone.
You can also find me at the gym, I don't really go there to talk but I try to have a generally non BRF, and I always try my best to be pleasant to people. The rest of my hobbies won't allow social connections, except, I'm a flea market lover, so, also there.
The few males I know/knew, never shared the same interests and outlook on life, so it's a difficult quest.
I wish you good luck. Not sure, it was helful.
Not right now, maybe 1 or 2 in the future (late 20s to early 30s) if not I'd totally adopt cause I have a feeling I'm infertile or will have defective children.
Right now in my life I am too imbalanced mentally/emotionally- am a 24 year old immature loser with no education, job, or backbone. I have a bf who provides for me and stuff but I need to get my shit together at least a little bit before I can even think about having one. My family has instances of autism (little bro) and reds syndrome from my dads side which is another reason why I'm so apprehensive, don't want to bring another another poor soul into a disabled body/mind into this world, it's too cruel.
He already wants one which is sweet- he's been cumming more and more inside me lately because we both end up real fucked up (I'm drunk, he's drunk and coked up) in bed together. We've been doing the pull out method for years too which wasn't the smartest thing but no babies so far, have used Plan B out of panic twice but only twice in the span of a 6 year relationship. My best friend has been with a guy for barely a year and had her kid last October.
My ovaries are probably fucked which is really depressing to think about so I don't.
This could be the secret weapon to combat normie memes.
Maybe. If I do, they're going to be adopted and just 1-2 kids. I used to work at a daycare and it was fun, I like kids but I'm not sure I like them enough to raise them for 18 years.
>>28431421
There's plenty more where that came from.
>tfw my sister in law is 6 months pregnant and i have a huge pregnancy fetish
she let me touch her bare belly yesterday for like an hour
>>28431499
Keep them coming. Squid wards are extra rare and have additional value of X 1.4%
>>28431065
> If I have ugly children, then so be it, they'll learn the hard way
Do you think that the only consequence of bad genetics is uglyness? It is everything from health, to happiness, empathy, emotional stability and intelligence in all forms. Judging by your responses you seem to be forfeiting all these things so that your children look like you.
>>28431065
Do you think Eggman will be a good father?
>>28431534
Yes yes
Mooaaare! More spongebob reaction images and rare squid wards!
>>28431490
Thanks, it's always good to get a different perspective. I've been doing pretty much the same but I just haven't clicked with any of the girls I've been close with at uni.
This seems to pretty much just confirm that my/our mentality is just hard to find in other people. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't looking in the wrong places.
Best of luck with school and eventually family!
Si Si Si! Muy bien!
What am I doing, will this ever stop?
Ayeeeee! engineering relatable squirdward.
>>28430633
>How old are you? Married or single?
27, married
>>28431643
Si! Miooioooore
>>28431643
good work keep them coming anon
>>28431643
SpongeBob the pants machine
Squidward market, I recommend to invest now.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I have the baby rabies because I'm in my mid 20s. Being a female on /r9k/, I know that people with my upbringing and genes have no business having kids.
>>28431808
The squid coin has high value
Any mr. krebs ones? I'm running low on those?
Seriously though, give me some Krabs memes.
>>28431808
Mr Krabs machine
Imma take a break.
>>28431864
Krab nation
>>28431864
Mr krab doesn't allow breaks
Krrrrrrraaaaaabbbbbbssssss
Original krabd
>>28432051
Muney butter
>>28428022
>I WANT A LITTER OF HUSKIES!!
Hello imouto-anon. Did you ever take care of a dog or other pet before, or would this be your first?Your onii-chan should get you a huskie plushie at least.
>>28427494
I've wanted a big family for a long time, a meaningless dream for a no-GF virgin at the time.
That being said, after many years of hard work I'm finally at a point where I've built myself up to the point where I can actually support such a family - I finish medical residency a bit over a year from now.
The downside is that I'm an old man now. I'll be a wizard of 40, going to be hard to find a girl young enough to have a big family, and who actually wants to do so.
>>28431904
Patricks?
Origin Patrick
>>28432151
I've got to hand it to u
>>28432090
35 wizard and i failed 100% if i got the chance to have kids i would refuse and push people away. i don't give a fuck anymore i'm just waiting for death to set in.
I'm never happy all i feel is anger and regret...
>>28432205
Patrick still loves u anon
you guys fucking obliterated the spongebob market I hope you realize
>>28432312
SpongeBob can never be defaced!
Bringing sponge bob back. Free the sponge
>Tfw infertile
at least I can adopt
>>28432312
SpongeBob can not be destroy as we know steel beams can melt sponge
>>28432312
At least u can sex with no condoms if u are infertile
>>28432435
Wrong person original popalina
>>28431559
did you touch her belly with your dick?
gitta be a spuje bib
>>28432521
Body ready
>>28432501
Sponge booby
tfw a qt gril from r9k will never help you build a family even if you asked nicely
>>28432798
Fuck her. She clearly is a whore anyways
>>28432798
It's ok anon just have sex with hands
>>28430701
>pumping significant other with my bratwurst
>fill her love den up with my homemade baby batter
>spend the next 9 months spoiling her
>spend the next 9 months fucking her everyday
>spend the next 9 months sucking on her engorged tiddies
>spend the next 9 months making healthy meals and desserts to get her nice and plump
One day.
>>28433704
Sponge boba
>>28428169
Have you ever met a White woman? They're the most bitter, useless, and boring people you'll ever meet. Even Black women want to go out every now and again. White women seem to hate everything that isn't their smartphones (because they always have multiple) and their hideously-overpriced coffee milkshakes.
As much as /pol/ will deny it White women can turn a man from a lecherous poonhound into a MMO-addicted fatass in a week.
I'd be fucking terrified of the pain of going through labor, plus all the health complications and discomfort from the previous months.
Maternal instinct must be some fucking strong shit to make women look past that.
>>28429926
>being unable to attract people means your genes are shit
You sound like a Chad from my high school who was proud of getting a 1600 on his SAT, lmao.
>>28436233
Is this way back when 1600 was that maximum score possible?
>tfw you'll never marry a qt and fuck her every night until she's knocked up and then fuck her the whole nine months she's pregnant
God the fantasy is just so hot.
I think a few of us are forgetting to contribute to the sponge bob image collection
i hope robots make lots of rape babies with sluts who can't abort them and go on to make a new generation of pure autistic elliot rodgers
then i can finally lead the REAL beta uprising
>>28437009
Could u please sponge so I can bob
>>28437007
I'm here senpai desu desu
I don't want to. Dont want to pass on my shitty genetics and afraid of fucking over a kid like my mom did.
>>28437169
Good to see more sponge enthusiasts
Welcome back
Why do people have children? Can people actually answer that question? Aside from the obvious "we're organisms that evolved over millions of years to reproduce"
>>28430653
Happy mother's day. You will be a great mom someday.
>>28437301
does this look like the face of a sponge enthusiast?
>>28427494
I spent a few minutes trying to GIS that - it looks like a doujin? But I can't figure out the real author or name... (Kaworu Watashiya is the author of KnJ, but not this image I think)
halp
>>28437462
Yes yes it does you like crabby patties don't you skid ward
>>28435278
omg post more of this godess!!
>>28438112
SpongeBob is ready
>>28432090
Onii-chan did get me a husky plushie, I own quite a few and cuddle them all every night in bed.
