>ugly
>works minimum wage
>no future
>soon to be homeless
>still has gf
If this failure of life can get a gf, you have no reason or excuse
It's true. If Eggy can do it any of you can.
Eggy has social skills
reminder that there are no strict laws governing whether or not you fail with people
it all ultimately comes down to chance
you have to free yourself from the idea that there is justice in nature
there's only chance
>>28427016
going for the ugly lesbian look, good for him
Do you know how much effort he had to put in to actually get a gf?
He is extremely charismatic and extremely normie. It is not about looks, normies are normies because of their brains.
>>28427157
Eggy kind of looks like Elen Degenres in that pic
>>28427016
>uglier than him
>only make a few dollars over minimum wage atm
>no future
>soon to be homeless
well i lose to him. by a landslide
what i've found out is that if you're under a certain threshold (0.5/10) you will NEVER have a gf. it's basically impossible to be under this threshold, except i'm under it. i'm the only person i've ever seen who is under the threshold.
so there is the explanation.
sorry to ruin your thread op. you're right for 99.9% of people but i'm that .1%
WTF does he do that he works 100 hr workweeks
>>28427016
>he's tall
>he's developed social status by attention whoring
>not a virgin
Of course he has a gf. Egg was never one of us.
>>28427205
See >>28427150
I don't know where this belief came from, except our innate fear that you have no control over what happens to you.
>>28427233
He works full time alternating shifts at warehouses, gas stations and similar work and frequently quits them before begging for money online.
>>28427150
damn that fat ass got a mega qt... but the asian with glasses screams "just a friend"
>>28427546
>I don't know where this belief came from, except our innate fear that you have no control over what happens to you.
no i understand that that's how it is for billions of people. but i'm way under the threshold. there might only be 5 people under the threshold on the whole planet.
The only real couple in that pic is the Asian guy/white girl
>>28427636
>Asian guy/white girl
I miss that guy who would show up whenever someone posted a porn actress and give a listing of scenes they did with asian dudes
>>28427150
Holy shit, what's with that fat guy getting a qt
>>28427205
You're worse than this guy (pic related)? Beeee honest.
>>28427205
I know that feel, anon. I too am in that tiny percentage. I'm worse than anyone I've ever met so why would anyone ever choose to love me?
>>28427719
Fat guy with hot girl = he's rich
Fat girl with hot guy = dude with a fetish
>>28427750
yes. it's not even close honestly
>>28427752
i'm sorry anon. sounds to me like it's possible you're just depressed but maybe you're not.
>>28427822
>yes. it's not even close honestly
How is that even possible? Please explain.
>>28427822
Oh, I'm definitely depressed, but it's because I'm a hideous failure.
>>28427843
he has really good facial symmetry. all he would have to do is get accutane, a haircut, and diet and he would be average-above average
there's nothing i can do to get above 0.5 territory. or even 0.1% territory honestly
>>28427016
You realize eggy basically structures his entire existence around getting a gf, right? When he used to post actively he was constantly pursuing /r9k/ "fembots", setting up dating profiles, contacting women through various online forums, he has an active youtube and makes music, podcasts, etc. he even mentions on his youtube channel that years back he spent a bunch of money going on exotic vacations trying to find women. He's a sociable normie, a Chad in an ugly body. For all the effort he's put forth and for how much it must suck to be an outgoing person with a physical appearance that drives people away, I think eggy deserves what he's gotten for himself. How many of you who get butthurt over him getting a gf have put forth a tenth of the effort into getting one that eggy has? How many of you have even asked a girl out before?
>>28427945
Nobody is going to admit it, but you make a pretty decent point.
I still don't think any women are worth structuring your whole life around just meeting them.
That's just not worth it.
eggy actaully just got a new good job. i doubt he is about to be homeless
does eggy has a gf? wtf? who is she? where did he mention it?
>>28427111
Shut up Eggy's gf! You and Eggy are just here to gloat and we all know it.
>>28427750
>tfw I find that attractive
w-what's wrong with me..
>>28427111
99.9% can. don't be ridiculous
>>28427150
Man, I fucking hate 4chan's logic that every photo of a female next to a male must mean they're in a relationship. When some creepy asian faggot hoverhands someone that must mean they're dating? Are guys really that socialy retarded and have never even taken a photo with a girl? Half of the examples in that pic are false.
>>28427945
eggman found a girl on r9k who is as desperate as he is. femanons have their own kind of reasons for being desperate and eggman did get exactly what he deserves. having a gf just to have one isn't worth it
>>28427927
I think you're being a drama queen. That dude is a legit .05/10
>>28428122
>good job
kek. he's making $12hr
>>28428619
so he's at least 5 times more attractive than me
>>28428266
I'll go out on a limb and guess that you're fat too.
>>28428689
his gf said he'd be working the same place and shift that she does. at 24 eggy finally reached equality with a dumb teenage girl. best part is they get to be together 24/7 so when will she find the time to cuck him? it will be all cling all the time until they start flirting with coworkers
>>28428693
There is no way. Unless you have some legitimate deformity or are 400lbs.
>>28428761
>his gf said he'd be working the same place and shift that she does.
Yeah and she said they're both making $12hr. So he's making $3hr over minimum wage at age 24. What a success.
>>28428771
i have a fuckton of asymmetry
>>28428805
So what? That's still better than minium wage and he has a job.
Although not 24, I only make minium wage(20)
And am still wealthy. There's other shit you can do to make money that's not a job or doesn't pay per/hr. You just gotta work at it
You sound like a crab in a bucket man.
>>28428805
Eggy don't need no family wage job. You're just jealous, anon. Eggy deserves that prime teen pussy. You're a bitter NEET who can't make a girl wet with just your voice and charisma.
>>28428920
I'm betting you are a drama queen. I'm sorry but unless you're morbidly obese or on some elephant man shit, you're not 5x less attractive than that oily pimply neckbeard.
>>28428966
i am morbidly obese
>>28428939
>And am still wealthy
Kek. No, you're really really not.
I'm not hating, just keeping it real. Eggy is a loser.
>>28427150
Black girl lost.
>>28429002
Why didn't you just say so in the first place instead of the muh asymmetry bullshit?
>>28428761
So does he live with his gf? Damn lucky fuck
>>28429002
Post picture.
If you really are passed the point of no return, let us see
>>28429042
I make 310 week on minium wage
With an extra 600-900, and ever increasing.
Meme on. Kid.
>>28429059
both are true. sorry for wasting your time
>>28429104
Do you have any idea what wealth is? You're poor idiot. Wake up.
>>28427016
>implying I don't have two gfs
>>28429062
Read >>28427945
It wasn't luck. It isn't even lucky. It is a living hell you have to experience before you can understand it.
>>28429174
How the Fuck?
I'm 20. I have nothing over a high-school education. I'll be earning 1.5k+ in the next year or so. Idk where I'll be the time in 30. You're dense as fuck.
>6'5"
>270lbs
>hairy as fuck
i-i just want to be a little girl!
>>28429218
Dude you make 16k a year. You're poor by any objective standard.
>>28429326
Yeah. And an extra 32+K you dense fuck.
You ain't superior cause you make some extra money per hour. When I could flip 100 to 900 in a week easy. You're a spoilt upper class kid. You don't know shit
>>28429218
>makes minimum wage
>says he's wealthy
>calls other people dense
mfw
>>28429352
>When I could flip 100 to 900 in a week easy.
Is this your elaborate way of attempting to brag about being a drug dealer Cletus?
>>28429388
I'm wealthy for other reasons not minium wage.
I'm just saying minium wage ain't bad, especially when so many people(in this thread even) don't even work. Don't put others down, help them up.
If you do, you wouldn't be so lonely. Whatever man, it's your life dude.
>>28429436
I'm not really trying to hide it. I do other stuff bar sell. Most people I know do. Not trying to brag, anyone can do. I just don't because someone makes more than min wage they should act superior and shit.
Seems childish to me, it is what it is
>>28429388
Stupid people don't know that they are stupid.
>>28427016
>eggman
>so you know his name
>you also know his face
He has a modicum of fame.
Do you not understand how valuable fame is from the female perspective? Their whole world view is based on social hierarchies.
>>28429471
Drug dealing is for nogs, spics and hillbillies. When (yes when) you get caught, enjoy prison and criminal record.
>>28429482
The idea that girls think Eggman is at the top of any social hierarchy just because he attention whores here so relentlessly makes me chuckle. And shudder. To think I was tempted to compete for attention from these girls. Please kill me.
>>28429471
nigga plz. it's obvious you just chimed in w the minimum wage shit as an aside to facilitate an opportunity to brag about selling drugs. You sound like white trash tbqh.
>>28427129
Key word there is SKILLS, as in something that one is not born with and can be improved via practice.
>>28427150
>subtle race mix propaganda
>>28427182
>It is not about looks, normies are normies because of their brains.
eggman is a FUCKING NORMIE!
the confidence mene is not a maymay, robots just do it wrong, and they will never get it right, they brains are'nt capable of
/thread
>>28429585
imagine several ladders parallel to each other
Eggman will never be at the top of all social ladders, but when you consider the r9k/4chan user social ladder, yes he's probably not too far down from Moot.
And all he did was make a YouTube channel, looks like all those nigger rappers were right. Blatant self promotion actually works.
>>28429591
My point was eggman could be making money some other way. And how making minium wage is still an achievement and much better than no job so we should stop slagging eggy.
I added that as the other anon acted superior and called him a loser because he makes slight over minium wage. When that's not hard since anyone can do it.
And yes I'm working class and white. What's the problem?
And prison? Fuck it man. We all die anyway. It's not even as bad as it sounds.
>>28429635
>yes he's probably not too far down from Moot.
What? Moot is a millionaire w/ a job at Google. Eggman is working at a gas station.
Please join the rest of us in reality.
>>28429725
>What? Moot is a millionaire w/ a job at Google. Eggman is working at a gas station.
True but most here are anon. Could you think of anyone to put in-between them?
>>28429700
>>28429478
nope, no they do not.
>>28429766
Very rude. Be nicer to people, especially eggman. I hope you find happiness desu.
Live&let live
>>28427016
>2016
>wanting a gf
Girls in 2016 are nothing but sluts that only want to ride the nigger cock carousel. The only right answer is a red pilled qt trap bf.
I don't understand how someone this ugly has the courage to go out in public
If I was a snugly as shim is have an hero a long time ago
Life is just not worth living looking like this
>>28430392
you use many misspellings
>>28430392
Wtf is going on with eggy's eyebrows?
>>28427157
Lol.. You nailed it anon
Are you looking for more attention by creating this thread eggy you faggot?
>>28428266
Nothing, you can have me if you want.
>>28429634
we need to get together and make a pepe cartoon
voice actors n all
I keep hearing that eggy has a gf but i never see evidence
>>28430392
I want to pop his blackheads.
yes but he's a tripfag attention whore and his gf is shit anyway.
