>Mom found the umbilical cord collection.
>dad found the booger magazines
>>284264
But what if... there never was an umbilical cord collection?
>>28426423
I'm sure my mom keeps a piece of my umbilical cord stored somewhere along with my baby pictures
Mon had to die to get the third umbilical cord.
>mom found the poop cakes
>mum found the cum rag
brother found the papsmear cannon
>mom saw me play video games past 11
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>dad found the period blood bowls
>Mom accidentally knocks over a can walking into my room
>It's filled with piss
>stepuncle finds the diarrhea centrifuge
>blip blop zoopidy doo zamma wamma bam jamma
>>28426423
>step dad found the chocolate teeth
>>28426782
I feel you my good brother.
>>28426423
Are you trying to transcend the hunt and become a great old one?
>>28426423
Fiance found the toilet paper dildo
>>28426423
>Mom found the umbilical cord collection
Do you have feminine sexual reproductive system and you get pregnant all the time and when the baby comes out you cut the umbilical cord, kill the baby and then add that cord at your collection like some kind of achievement?
Or do you have the male sexual reproductive system and you take the cord off every child made with females?
>Bane found the wreckage brother
>Uncle found the pond scum jars
>Stepdad found the beaver circus
>mom found the cum toilet paper
this actually happened to me recently. they were just gone
>>28426747
This one made me laugh the most
>>28426423
>cousin found foreskin collection
>>28426423
>mom found the bloody hotdog swastika of salvation
>grandpa found the semen refinery
>Patrick found the repeating numbers
>>28426577
fucking hell its been a long time since ive seen the original of that picture rather than the one with the sad face
>masturbation coach found the "orange" juice
>Mom found the pissed on menstrual pads
>wife's son found the "bull" pen
>this
>not an original comment
>>28427894
I didn't even know the crying one was shopped until now.
>Landlord found the pooshine distillery in my closet
>TFW mum found the poop bike
>>28426782
Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back
>grandson found my scat porn collection
>>28426782
Thanks homie I was looking for this pepe
>>28428465
you're doing the joke wrong you dimwitted fuck
>Sister finds the toilet owl
>coworker found the smegma reactor
>>28426782
lol this made me laugh lol lmao kek
>wifes bull found the didgeridoo collection
>grandma found the shit flute
>r9k found out how to ruin a funny meme
>>28426423
>"Son? Are you doing stem cell research in there?"
>mom found my snot stalactites
>r/4chan found the anonymous message board
>>28426423
>Mom found the garand en blocs
>Allies found the gas chambers.-
>Niggers found the mules
Moms boss found the cervix factory
>>28430264
more like
>Allies found the delousing chambers
>Jews found the opportunity to jew
>mom found the piss cannon
>mom found my rhyme book from when I was trying to be a rapper
>Step-mother found the meme machine
>Dog found the fetus library
>>28430637
No more like the gas chambers and quit ruining the fucking joke you fucking pleb
>>28430637
RE RE RE RE RE FUCK OFF NORMIE.
STOP RUINING THE FUCKING JOKE YOU DUMB NIGGER FUCK.
>mom found the under wear drawer
>>28427162
CIA found the big guy
>sister found the coitus cannister
>financial adviser found the pus bulb
>mom found the cum container
This actually happened to me once
I kept a bottle of cum in a cupboard on my desk and she was looking for some paperclips, so she checked in the cupboard and found the bottle. Luckily she didn't know what it was.
>flight instructor found the tip tickler
>>28426423
>Tulpa found Hitler Gender Bender Folder.
>>28432408
Who are you kidding? She knew what it was.
>>28427560
>dad found an entire drawer full of cum tissues next to my computer
>mechanic found the jizz jalopy
>little sister finds the loli lollipops
>>28432506
>Mechanic found the splooge sprocket
>>28426423
wife's son found the cuck castle
>FBI found the Phallus Phalanx
>Tenant found the umbilical cord collection
>dad found the African stash
>mom found out the birth control pills
tfw mom found a legal way to disown me
>mum found the cigarette pocket...
>tfw too many piss jugs
>mom found the mouse strengthener
>pastor found the cat weights
>Don Corleone found the pizzeria
>>28426423
>principal found the loli tenderizer
>>28426423
>dead granny found the zygote zapper
>>28426423
>BRAAAAAAAAAAPP found the BRAAAAAAAAAP
>mom found the poop chute sticks
>>28429617
Is your name Lahey?
>>28426423
>Mom found my mommy gf collection
Uncle found the booty blender
Dentist found the jizz jammer
Jose found the cum drum
>Mommy found the poo condoms
>youth group minister found the manifesto trailer
