>walk into store
>don't hold the door open for the guy behind me
>mfw I look back at him
>walking in front of someone
>have to pass through multiple doors
>hold door open for them each time
>they say "thanks" every time
>walking down the sidewalk
>walk right down the middle and don't budge for anyone
>faggots on bikes panic at the last second and swerve into the grass and almost crash
>shoulder bump people on foot
>sometimes they say something or yell
>always have my headphones in and never react plus I'm a big guy so i get away with it
>walk into store
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>28426384
I bet you have a tiny pee pee
>>28426384
I hate you. Always the prick who thinks he's so alpha because omg he doesn't move for anyone!
>>28426384
For you
Krmdndjskslals
>walking at the park with my puppy
>girl asks if she can pet him
>dont let her
>guy asks if he can pet it
>let him
>she sees
>walk into public bathroom
>can't piss in urinal if someone else is in the room
>stall is occupied
>walk out and leave
>>28426435
It is alpha
Being the first to move out of the way is as beta as it gets, I bet you dart out of the way and apologize as you look down at the ground.
>>28426435
>not doing the assassins creed thing and moving your shoulder out of the way and pumping your hips into his as you walk by
>>28426473
I'm not even an edgy woman hating faggot but man I want to do this now
>>28426574
>see girl with pupper later
>decide to let her pet
>start whistling leave it to beaver
>pupper looks at me and begins release its bowls because that is the command to do so.
>she screams
>catch pupper and giggle
>old woman asks to pet pupper later
>allow it
>she sees it again
I have to much free time in my life
>>28426196
there are stores with doors you have to open manually?
>>28426552
sounds kind of gay t b h f a m
