>Give flowers to my Mum.
>Chad brother fills her with cum.
>you bring her laughs
>chad fucks her pussy
I do rather enjoy your prose. Let me try.
>You make her laugh
>Chad makes her cum
>You spend sunday night reading Hegel
>Chad leaves her ass looking like a bagel
Why are MILFs so perfect bros?
Why does my dick turn into literal DIAMONDS anytime I think about fucking a mature woman with kids
>You contemplate aphorisms of Schopenhauer
>Chad makes her scream and continues to plow her
>>28426197
>Why does my dick turn into literal DIAMONDS anytime I think about fucking a mature woman with kids
Because you are a cuck.
>you buy her flowers
>chad pounds her for hours
>>28426097
These threads are usually funny but you made a creepy one.
>i give her all she wants
>Chad make her wet her pants
>>28426224
you are not raising the kids or supporting her financially you dumb fucking retard, go learn what cuck means.
Imagine looking some 16 year old in the eyes, looking all smug and shit, giving him the non-verbal information that you just fucked his mother up the ass despite being like 5 years older than him.
>you spend all day staring at a screen
>meanwhile chad creams as she screams
>You contemplate some things existential
>Chad plows her until she's completely mental
>>28426197
milfs are one of those things that works in 2d but not in 3d desu
>Anon, your bother Chad gave me the best night of my life! I'm so happy to be his Mother!
>You shitpost on some anime image board
>Chad pounds her like a good little whore
>You spend all night crying about no girlfriend
>Chad types a winky face and presses send
>Stacy is crazy but no doubt she is lazy
>she wants a chad to come out and play me
>You read about the psyche as from Jung.
>She's only with Chad because he's hung.
>You sip some tea and drift off to Freud.
>Chad pounds her ass till she has a hemorrhoid.
>>28426123
this post is humorous because it intentionally fails to understand the meme by not rhyming
this is funny because it conjures in the mind the image of a new user struggling to fit in but failing
>>28426114
But anon that doesn't rhyme
>As you study the great works of Ptolemy
>She indulges in her frequent pastime of sodomy
>>28426578
>you get annoyed that memes don't rhyme
>Chad fucks women
>You sit by the fireplace and browse Rimbaud.
>Chad makes her scream for almighty God.
>>28426624
Chad doesn't even need meme arrows. He just fucks
Zoom in on the back part of her ear, it looks super swollen. That is disgusting. I would not fuck her
>>28426600
Oh i like this one
>>28426097
>you are forced to make chad a sandwich
>Chad rewards you by making you his bitch.
>>28426123
>>28426114
But robots aren't funny and chads are.
