My cat is in heat
Send help
Take it out of the oven you retard
>>28426045
Fuck her or let him fuck you in the ass
>>28426045
Get a pet frog instead desu, teach it tricks like pic related
>>28426045
Try rubbing the back right below the tail while holding it down by the skin on the neck.
Don't be another human fascist that doesn't give their animals the affection it deserves.
Unless it is a higly sexual dog, then put it in a chastity cage and tease it. That is fucking hilarious.
>>28426447
*golfclap*
r9k in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen
