>one eye bigger than the other
>>28425968
Mine are like that too.
I still love you, Eliza. It looks cute.
>>28425968
how do I get rid of babyface?
>>28426181
with a shotgun
>>28426319
I'm trying to avoid that for now.
>>28426401
that's nice, kiddo. here come dat boi
>one ear is slighty lower than the other
>makes wearing glasses annoying as fuck and they always look crooked.
>huge dark bags under eyes ever since puberty, so contacts are out of the question
>>28426532
fuck do eyebags have to do with contacts?
>>28426846
glasses help to cover them up, making them less obvious
>>28426532
RUN PEPE, RUN!
>>28425968
>one eyebrow shaped like -
>the other shaped like ^
>tfw my face looks asymmetrical as fuck when i smile for photos
W-well I don't enjoy taking photos that much anyway...
>>28426871
when do you plan on making your emigration back to readit
>>28425968
>one foot a full size bigger than the other.
>one pec noticeably bigger than the other
>facial symmetry fucked over because upper jaw displacement
>one eye looks higher by about an eye's height when smiling because of tom cruise teeth
>my smile unintentionally causes me to close one eye more/looks smaller
>people think my smile is warm, comforting and really friendly
They're all blind but it's ok with me.
bump
yes this is fucking original
>ptosis
kill me now senpai
>one ass cheek bigger than the other
