Would you do this for a woman so she doesn't get her shoes wet?
Would she be more inclined to fuck you if you did so? Or is it just a meme?
I don't want a guy to ruin his nice jacket. Why not carry me over instead? That would actually be fun and chivalrous together.
>>28425291
If your looks are chad, she will see it as a mysterious act of a mysterious, very attractive man and it will make her more inclined.
If not, she will look at you in disgust, walk around it and call chad to tell him what a sperg she just met.
>>28425291
Women today are not worth ruining your jacket.
Why not lift her up and get over like that?
You will show her that you are /fit/ as fuc brah and you will get poosi
>>28425291
If she's that uptight over her shoes getting wet, she can fuck off right away.
>>28425291
>Or is it just a meme?
it's literally just a meme that you only see in movies. kinda like when they have sex in movies. shits fake and doesnt happen in real life
At first, I thought that was a picture of a cop covering a dead body with a sheet. I was all, "hell yeah I would!" Then I saw what it actually was. Oh.
>>28425310
>Why not carry me over instead?
I know chad lifts and all but there's a limit to how much weight a human can carry, you fat whore.
>>28425291
Or they can just, you know, STEP TO THE FUCKING LEFT OR RIGHT AND AVOID THE PUDDLE
>>28425291
That's not even a big puddle, like wtf, just step over over it
Jesus christ
>>28425439
So you are implying that people don't have sex?
>>28425350
>>28425310
>pick her up
>she starts screaming
>>28425478
Are you talking about the ancient practice of procreation?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEE GET OUTTTTTT
>>28425455
To be fair, it is pretty easy for lifters to squat over 300lb after a year or so and 400 is definitely achievable in 2-3 years
>>28425310
this. it's a total waste. I'd feel guilty and end up buying him a new jacket.
>>Dating a woman who doesnt want to get her shoes wet
I wouldn't date a girl like that. I like them willful.
>>28425291
>/r9k/ values a piece of cloth more than a soulmate
>>28425685
the joke
origaline
>>28425291
100% meme. Has never actually happened.
