>have perfectly normal upbringing full of opportunities for success
>become a helpless virgin neet anyways
wew
What exactly do you consider 'helpless'?
>>28424134
quit high school in grade 11
haven't worked a day in my life
never filed a tax return
can't drive
go outside once or twice per month
approaching 20k hours in dota
>>28424113
I know the feeling anon, I lost my virginity, but still in 99% of the same problems.
>white
>young
>bright
>good grades
>middle class
>live on desert island
>live at home
>self-studying so futile may as well be neet
>can't afford prostitutes any more
>can't afford drugs any more
>can't afford alcohol any more
>see the same 4 people
>every day
>every week
>every month
>for the last 5 months
But I got the know how to grow my own tobacco, so hoping to get that going I guess... You got anything going for you to balance some of this hell?
>>28424191
>quit high school in grade 11
Stupid move, but you can't undo that. Well, you could go back to school.
>haven't worked a day in my life
Go out and work as a helper. There is always a need for a helping hand.
>never filed a tax return
If you don't work, you don't need to. Besides, with the right software it becomes quite easy.
>can't drive
Learn it. Cars with automatic gear are easy to handle, if you can't wrap your head around stick driving.
>go outside once or twice per month
Go shopping each day and you'll leave the house daily, sometimes more often.
>approaching 20k hours in dota
Time to deinstall Steam.
>>28424254
>deinstall
>de
>d
>ede
>>28424254
>be me
>make thread vaguely complaining about my kek of a life
>some anon gives me practical advice in a relatively non-judgemental tone
>be mean to him for no reason
kill yourself fag :D :D :D
>>28424191
>approaching 20k hours in dota
>>28424288
Uninstall. It's uninstall. We say deinstallieren around here, so that's that.
>>28424290
>kill yourself fag :D :D :D
Always nice to lend a helping hand to an asshole.
>>28424191
>approaching 20k hours in dota
Oh boy, you better have like 6k mmr or something
>>28424191
>>28424343
>playing AutismGame for 20k hours
You should probably just fix that problem with a bullet to the brain, alternatively play League instead.
>tfw failed normie
just
>>28424198
> I lost my virginity
FUCK OFF NORMIE
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28424696
>still falling for the sex meme
You are literally more retarded than chad m8.
>>28424386
>Implying League isn't autistic.
>>28424198
Thanks for describing me. The desert island complex is a curse and joy at the same time.
>>28424113
At least I have the comfort of it not being completely my fault
>>28424373
From Germany? Apply for hartzbux and live the sweet neet life.
>>28424376
hoooly fuck 20k hours is more than most pros i think
>>28424386
>You should probably just fix that problem with a bullet to the brain
Agree
> alternatively play League instead.
Not only is League autistic as well, it is also way easier and therefore hilariously stupid to spend 20k hours on.
>>28424975
When you are into Hartz, arent you suposed to work in the jobs they give you? like cleaning streets and other low tier jobs..
When i was in germany i heard something like that
>>28425652
It has a grain of truth in it, if you aim for neetdom, though, you just have to act like you are completely incompetent so nobody is willing to hire you even for 1EUR/hour.
>>28425652
You have to apply for jobs, if you dont they give you less money.
But if you "fuck it up" and dont get it totally unintentional, nothing will happen kek
