ZA WARUDO
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You now have the ability to stop time for ten seconds. what do you do and why? physics only works along the plane of time, so any active forces also stop when time is frozen
>>28423749
Dedicate the rest of my time to finding a way to go back into the past
how do I into JoJo?
>>28423800
watch the anime then read the manga
>>28423800
>anime
>manga
>games
then you argue about which jojo is best on iranian wall painting forums for the next ten years
>>28423869
>argue about which jojo is best
What is there to argue about? Jolyne my is waifu therefore best by default.young Joseph is also fuckable
Why do Joestars have such luscious DSL?
>forces also stop
So this means I can't take guns from people's hands or undress women to rape? Can't pick bullets out of the air?
Sorry I don't watch homo adventure so I don't know how it works.
>>28424729
Dio does all those things (minus the undressing women) in his time stop.
>>28424767
How often can I stop time?
>>28424790
Imagine every time you stop time it's like you're doing rigorous stamina execises. You can use it whenever you feel like you've recovered enough.
>>28423749
commenceworlddomination.time
>>28424906
In that case I would probably just mug people and steal shit from stores.
Maybe rape a few girls by shoving them into my trunk and driving off.
I would steal so much shit
>>28423749
You'd think it'd be possible to steal and stuff but ten seconds is not a long time.
It's not possible to operate electronics or powered machines either.
Stealing enough money to alter your lifestyle without it being noticed is almost impossible.
I'd probably just use it to stop accidents and live life totally recklessly. Unless I'm driving. Cars in motion can't have their course altered unless I supply the momentum by hand, so though I can't die in a car accident, I can't protect the car.
A bike though, I could get off, move it three feet to the left and get back on. That'd be neat.
If I can stop time by saying "za warudo" then I try to summon my stand and fuck shit up.
>>28423749
please tell me i get this baby as well, immortality, a life free of pain and shitty body disabilities, as well as jojo style body would be le sweet!!!
As for Za Warudo! Well firstly i would constantly troll my friends, while we are in some shitty restaurant or coffee place i would freeze time and subtly move 5cm or so.
Unfreeze and watch their subconscious blue screen due to 'not possible'.
Wait a few minutes repeat.
Also subtly move their visible stuff and or reverse their positions on the table.
>>28426304
>not possible
You mean
>m-masaka...
>>28423749
It looks like I'll be sitting there, immobile. As physics won't let me move while time's frozen. Useful trick, OP, maybe your next invention will be a machine to slap me in the face any time I think about sand. Just as useful.
>>28426573
Jesus christ. This is why we never invite you to parties, Josh.
>>28426573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80YFtnTBApU
>>28426538
Had forgotten about that word, good one :D
>>28423800
you don't, now go kill yourself you mouth breathing asspie
Steal expensive videogames and scan credit details through androidpay protocols
>>28426573
>>28426667
>>28426708
I thought what he said was hilarious, dunno wtf you guys are talking about. It's true. OP's power is pretty shitty.
>>28423800
https://mega.nz/#!ZptwCDbL!bagLJfJP7vAO7krVphkZ-bOjTOTdRxlAtCsQG2EQZA4
>>28424678
Joseph is the best Jojo and Hermit purple is under-rated. Tfw Hamon didn't become a hereditary gift from Jonathan and get passed on as something to distinguish the Joestar bloodline from other stand users.
>>28427359
If Jospeh wasn't a lazy piece of shit and trained his hamon into his 60s he would be GOAT.
>about to cum
>za warudo
>pull out of gf, move her to a seated position, and unleash my load toward her breasts and face
>Soshite, toki wa ugoki dasu *tips stand*
Surprise cumshot.
>>28425461
You can become a boxer or pro fighter of some sort 10 seconds of pummeling someone can bring down even tyson easy money and fame
>>28427488
You can also use those ten seconds to cum before her and deny her an orgasm
>>28427597
But then I'd be out of time-stop and she'd probably just gold experience requiem her pussy onto my face.
>>28423800
Start with JoJo 2012. Watch everything except for Diamond is unbreakable. Its shit. They had literally no budget for it so production quality is terrible.
>>28427890
Wait..i am still savoring stardust crusaders and was hyped for diamond.
Does it truly suck???
>>28427923
No don't listen to him
>>28426573
If someone could control nature to such a degree isn't it fair to assume they can control whether it affects themself?
>>28427923
I was really hyped for it as well but dropped after 3 episodes. Its so fucking cheap i just cant take it. Id rather read the manga. All seasons prior Diamond is Unbreakable were directed by the same guy - Suzuki Ken`ichi. Diamond is directed by two new people. No wonder it sucks compared to other seasons.
Become assassin on the black market or deepweb
ummm immediately stop time for another 10 seconds once time is up. Do this indefinitely. Proceed to win life.
>>28427923
Part 4 is the second best part after 7. Only faggots disagree.
The only truly great thing about part 3 is the last fight between Dio and Jotaro. You're in for a superior ride.
>>28427923
He's talking shit, the whole anime is low budget, not a single part is well animated but direction is top tier. DiU anime is the best one so far and is actually also the best animated so far as well but whatever.
>physics only works along the plane of time, so any active forces also stop when time is frozen
So physics don't work while I've stopped time? So I would be frozen in time as well? Kind of pointless, no?
>>28428089
Part 4 is great in manga. Adaptation sucks dick.
>>28427973
>>28428034
>>28428089
>>28428090
>>28428149
Well...fuck
Guess i will have to see for myself when the time comes, here is to hoping that Kars has blessed part 4 with his aztec vampire dick of gainzz.
>>28427890
>Watch everything except for Diamond is unbreakable. Its shit.
bitch fuck off
>>28428099
Assume you're free to do whatever you please
The whole thing with Dio freezing time, and him not being frozen with it, made me come to the conclusion that he was actually ripping a hole in spacetime for a localized area in which to do his thing.
That or he was dealing in alternate universe shenanigans since, well, what happens in Part 6 onward.
That or my theory was retarded as I thought and he's actually just slowing it to a crawl.
>>28423749
>You now have the ability to stop time for ten seconds. what do you do and why?
outrageous amounts of murder probably
>>28428149
I've only seen the first episode.
The noses are horrendous, and the animation is terrible, but otherwise it seems okay.
I don't know why JJBA, of all fucking things, gets a super low-budget production. Is it just the Toei effect, where they know people will watch it regardless of quality, because of the series its based on? They've done this to my beloved One Piece as well.
throw a bulldozer into someone
>>28428090
>DiU anime is the best one so far and is actually also the best animated so far
Are kidding me??
>>28428220
Just look at this shit. And its not about animation only. The anime in a whole feels fucking cheap and soulless compared to previous parts. New direction sucks.
>people seriously saying to watch the anime before reading the manga
the first 2 parts are slow but good, stick with it and you'll be glad. Also anyone without shit taste knowsJohnny is the best joestar and best girl.
>>28423749
MMA, UFC. Big fucking money.
>>28428524
...
Tell me the second pic is just you trolling and it is from some shitty tumblr ''artist'' !!
Cause if that's the new..ahem! "art style" i think i am staying with part 3 anime and the mess of a translation that is the manga
>>28428524
>Just look at this shit. And its not about animation only. The anime in a whole feels fucking cheap and soulless compared to previous parts. New direction sucks.
What is artstyle
kys my man
>>28423749
then i and my brain will get stopped along with the rest
>>28428524
>>28428648
how to spot anime only fags. Araki makes everything more and more stylized even up to the current part. DiU is when it started shifting from giant buff guys to what it is now.
>>28428648
I wish i was trolling or had really low standards but its real. Screenshot from second or first episode i believe. I have many more examples of "quality" DiU animation.
>>28428703
Its not about style. It looks like its drawn by 10 years old.
![a2H1bij[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DMekoMe.png "a2H1bij[1].png")
>>28428524
>dramatic important scene on BD vs random small talk single frame screenshot from tv broadcast
welcome to anime dude good job
>>28428705
N-no! Stop!!! Pass me a bucket will ya!
Also fuck! It seems i better ration my remaining episodes like addicts do crack...wait no, bad idea
>>28428703
Fag sempai noticed me!
I l try to make it simple for you man, i and i assume >>28428705
and>>28428740
and probably everyone else don't care that he shifted style from 'first of the north star' to standard post 2000 anemic final fantasy protagonist.
Our problem is the..well craptastic quality from what i v seen so far. I want anime to look like anime not M$paint stuff. First one piece then db super now this...
>>28428740
Dayum son, I wish I was 10 years old and could draw like that if you are implying it's that bad. You must be talented :)))
>>28428857
watch OVAs instead of currently airing tv shows if you're worried about rushed productions
>"And this is my stand, SHINING Diamond!"
DROPPED
>>28423749
Can I just stop time or do I get "The World" as well?
Either way first thing I would do is eliminate the joester bloodline.
Spam it every ten seconds to rule to world.
>>28429282
watch good subs then
>>28429282
Time to die to my stand Worse Company!
>someone yells faggot at you driving by
>freeze time
>open their door and put them infront of their wheels
>unfreeze
