>anon are you still a virgin?
how do you respond?
yes, because of cunts like you
get acidfaced NOW
dat face is several shades lighter than dat titty
>>28423733
eat my asshole you fat pig
>>28423733
no i am not ;^)
originalocomentooo
>unzips dick
Not anymore roasty
>women refuse to have sex with me
>LMAO ANON R U A VIRG
What the hell do you think you fuckin roast?
*acids your face*
why would anybod yask me that
>>28423733
Nice dubs.
Holy shit you just reminded me of when a hamplanet walked up to me and asked me if I was single.
And without missing a fucking beat I shoot back 'yeah, and happy'.
God why am I doomed to be alone.
>>28423733
not anymore slut.
*shoplifts*
>>28423733
Unfortunatly not.
>>28423733
Because i haven't had sex yet obviously you dumb cunt...
but in reality i'd say something like "i-i d-don't know, it's just never happened i guess, heh heh"
>>28423733
try me
Also I wouldn't, what a bitch
yes, im 27 and havent kissed a girl. why do you ask?
Of course not you dumb bitch
>>28423733
Y-yes... even after transitioning Chad still doesn't want to make me his gf.
>>28423975
>>28424059
even tdegenerate trannies want chad.
>>28423733
I was in an office with three other female coworkers aged 18 - 21; while I was telling them about something one of the girls interrupted me to ask if I'm a virgin. I just kept on talking as if I didn't hear the question. She then added that I must be because I didn't address the question. Then she immediatly said that what she did was terrible and apologized.
I hate lying, so next time a girl asks me if I'm a virgin I'll answer "Yea, are you intrested in changing this?"
>>28423733
You guys seriously want to know how to respond, if you are in fact not a virgin OR don't want to reveal your virginity?
>maintain eye contact
>sly half smile
>shake head slowly 'no'
Most importantly, never break eye contact. If you look away first, you're done for.
>>28424240
Of course, this assumes it was a serious question. If it's just banter, laugh it off.
>>28424122
>Not wanting chad.
Seriously, why would you go for a broken ugly guy if you can have a hot guy that can fuck the shit out of you and won't act like an autist outside?
I'm not even saying this to bait angry replies. If I want to get plowed by a man I may as well get a nice one.
>>28424218
it sounds like that worked pretty well for you. the dumb bitch actually got the message that she was being obnoxious and then got all guilty. amazing
>>28423733
>how do you respond?
"That's a private matter."
>>28423733
Yes.
very originalo commento
>>28424328
>implying chad wants a mentally unstable degenerate tranny
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Better luck with Tyrone you fucking freak.
>>28423733
>Of course femanon, I don't like getting my holes plugged as often as you
I would lie and say yes to get people talking for the lulz
I'm 23 and high functionning people would never ask that.
>>28423733
"i think too much"
>>28424705
I'm 21 and high functioning people asked me that twice already.
>>28424328
What about a cute nice guy that will make romantic passionate love to you?
>>28423733
No, I fuck prostitutes regularly
>>28423733
Look her straight in the eye and say "yes".
>>28423733
Too tan, face caked with makeup, not thin enough, nah. Id rather be a virgin than explore rhe mariana trench.
>>28425556
Those trannies don't want nice guys bro, they like to be bullied, slapped around, called whores and cum deposits.
They get off to the fact Chad is fucking them and calling them beta faggots with tits, they love being fake women and treated as such.
If you want to understand how a trap works. You have to mix the slutties girl you knew in highschool with a masochist faggot. That will get you a tranny.
>>28425024
This. I answered sincerely and nonchalantly both times and in both they were very surprised and started to spout normie stock phrases.
