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I am a woman, you can ask me questions, but they can't be w2c gf questions.
> qualifications: dirty vagina
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Why do you think anyone here cares about anything you have to say?
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>>28422066
Nice dubs.
What do you drive?
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>>28422105
Because robots love talking about women.

>>28422122
Not bad yourself. I have a bike.
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Smelly poo poo?
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>>28422256
Nah, just pussy.
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>>28422066
Post proof, if you try to get attention at least do it right
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Instead of asking the attention whore who isn't female, ask the magic 8ball!
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>>28422290
op here, will I fuck my oneitis?
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>>28422066
men have it worse than women. i'm not here to ask you, i'm here to tell you, and if you think the opposite you're deluded.
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>>28422326
alright lil nigga
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>>28422290
Magic 8 Ball, Will I ever get married?
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>>28422290
Magic 8 Ball, I ask again, Will I ever get married?
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>>28423783
>>28423813
kekkoroni pizza
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>>28422290
Magic 8 Ball, Please no more 3's, Will I ever get Married?!
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>>28423783
>>28423813
I think that says enough lol
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>>28423837
All hail the Magic 8 Ball! I hope she's a qt!
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>>28422290
Magic 8ball, do I have a chance with her?
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>>28422290
Magic 8-ball. Will my mane be glorious?
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>>28423862
>He rolled a 2
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how bad does your female musk smell?
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>>28422290
Oh, Magic 8-Ball, is it worth it? Will I find what I'm looking for?
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>>28422066
stop bumping this thread
stop bumping this thread
stop bumping this thread
stop bumping this thread
stop bumping this thread
stop bumping this thread
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>>28422066
What hormone supplements do you use?
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>>28423911
He said doubtful, not a no :^)
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Would you ever date a guy who has an unattractive face but makes up for it in every other aspect, or is a good looking face a prerequisite?
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Rate me and tell me how to improve. If it involves haircut then post one.

Thanks roastie.

Origami folding
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>>28424229
Not OP but get a haircut, now
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>>28422290
Magic 8 Ball, are things about to get better?
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>>28424229
not op but a normie

first step: go down to your local target/walmart and buy acne free/ proactiv
that shit is like 20$ but ill literally clear your face up

you have nice eyes so you can be somewhat okay looking

go do your eyebrows, nice horizontal shape but completely unkept, 15$ will turn those into chad eybrows

haircut, if you wanna go for the side look just get a hitler youth haircut then (those are in) or just get a nice masculine cut. not sure if youre fat or not but work out


you can be 7/10 8;/10 maybe

right now youre at a 5-6/1
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>>28424117
I have to be attracted to your face. The good news I like guys most people don't look twice at, the bad news is I'm still looking for the cutest average guy.
> pic related desu

>>28424229
you look like a white fetty wap
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>>28424423
>that guy
>average
Alright, youre a dude b8ing
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>>28424307
Post one for me

>>28424352
>acne
It's cystic/nodular just on a low point right now. Nothing but accutane will treat it as confirmed by a dermatologist I can no longer afford to see. I usually just use make up to hide it. I can go put some on if you'd like.

>eyebrows
How do I do them? Where do I go to get them done?

>haircut
Post one

>work out
Just ordered 100 DNP caps so I'm gonna be low bf in a month or so. Then I'll roid up.

>>28424423
>white fetty wap
Cuz of my lazy eye?
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My dick is 4-5 inches

Im afraid girls will laugh at me if I have non drunk sex with them,Is this a reality
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>>28424459
You understand Drew Monson maybe has 3 admirers on a good day, right?
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>>28424529
you realize most dudes dont have any unless they put in a shit load of effort right? You have unrealistic standards. Since youre posting here, I take it you arent a very attractive female or just completely average. Tone it down, cunt.
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>>28424590
I'm sorry you think average means r9k average, but real average means in the middle.

Normies do not consider this boy exceptionally attractive, but he would do better than most neckbeards.

I like average boys, he might look better than you, but this boy is average, it's not up for debate. He might look better with a good personality, but he's been rated a strong 5 in the past by normie women. I personally would fuck the shit out of him because I think he's funny, so I give him a 8.
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>>28424519
>>28424352

makeup sounds good
and yeah just go to a salon or the mall or something
doing eyebrows is cheap
kinda hurts tho

and what do you dress in?
how would you describe your style?
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>>28422290
Magic ball, are fembots real?
5 get btw
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>>28422290
>>28424933
Please tell me if fembots are real
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>>28422290

Will my business be as successful as I hope this year?
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>>28424842
so youre saying hes compensating for a lack of facial aesthetics with other factors
fucking idiot thats what I was asking
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>>28424861
This is with makeup on. Doesn't make much of a difference desu.

Okay when I go in there what do I ask for? Threading? Is that what Chad gets?

Style is lazy I guess. Sometimes I wear dress shirts sometimes I wear plain color form fitting shirts sometimes I wear sweatshirts. Sweatpants or jeans I don't ever wear shorts. Gray supras for shoes but probably gonna get new ones soon. So not autistic robot tier but not /fa/ tier either.
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>>28425052
can you take a pic 3-4 feet away from your face
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>>28425092
This is the best I can do.
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>>28425154
Nice clean up bot.
Normie here, not OP
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>>28425456
What do you mean?

And still don't know what to ask for from these eyebrow wizards.
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>>28425154
>>28425154
You honestly don't look bad at all, just clear
acne, lift bruh, and keep your long hair, but not
like you have it now, change that style.
Everyone who lifts has short hair or no hair at
all, Tarzan mode really gets the attention of
chicks, makes you stand out and look more
approachable. Seriously, the right side of your
hair is feathering, change style, keep long hair,
lift.
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>>28425052
SUPREME GENTLEMAN
UPREME GENTLEMAN
PREME GENTLEMAN
REME GENTLEMAN
EME GENTLEMAN
ME GENTLEMAN
E GENTLEMAN
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>>28425011
You were asking shit you ugly bitch, you called him a Chad and said that my standards were high.
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>>28425936
Hes above average. Never said he was chad. Yes, they are because thats what you consider average. That is well above average.
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>>28425914
I didn't know I had this fetish
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>>28426037
> multiple girls call him average
> he says he's only had 1 gf ever
he's average. it's not a fact that he's above average because you harbor a different opinion.
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