Thread replies: 10
Thread images: 1
Anonymous
are you a robot?
2016-05-08 15:26:16 Post No. 28419988
[Report]
Image search:
[Google]
are you a robot?
Anonymous
2016-05-08 15:26:16
Post No. 28419988
[Report]
Daily reminder that if you don't:
>shower at least three (3) times a week
>have either well maintained facial hair or none at all
>actively take care of skin problems like acne
>have an actual haircut (anything that isn't long greasy hair)
>have any of the body types with a check mark (aka actually do regular physical activity)
>wear clothes that would not automatically label you as a neckbeard (white sketchers, cargo shorts, anime / videogame apparel, fedoras / fedora tier accessories)
>participate in at least one (1) hobby where you regularly talk to people in real life
>currently have a non entry level job or are in college
>live with your parents
You have not met the basic qualifications for participating in society and have no warrant to blame it for your lack of success. You are a lazy slob, not a robot. However, if you have done all of the above things and are still an outcast and loner, then you can blame society knowing that you did your best and are qualified as a robot.
Note: if you are female you are automatically disqualified
Disclaimer: I do not in any way claim that doing any of the things above automatically gives you a gf or friends
