>mother's day
>don't wish my mom happy mother's day
>tfw my mum actually had to remind me
Thanks for reminding me, now I can pretend I remembered on my own.
>>28419367
>Tfw moody, bitchy, bipolar mom going on a tirade again over the smallest reasonAnyone know this feel? 20 long years of having to endure this stupid bullshit. I wish moving out was easy.
>>28419367
>waiter in restaurant
>customer wants a coke
>ask if pepsi is ok
>'yeah sure'
>actually have both coke and pepsi on the menu
> Returning textbooks at end of semester for some money
> Return activity book with some pages written on
> Tell them it's completely unused
> Get $8 back for it
> Im a thief and a liar.
>>28420075
>sold back calculus book with wrong answers written in.
My mom bitched at me because I didn't wish her a happy mother's day.
Last night she threatened to kill me.
But I'm the asshole for not cherishing her on CURRENT DAY.
>my 2 year neetdom gets stopped by mom
>"you either work, study, or get out of my house"
>enter my first job
>be 4 months into the job at a shitty gas station
>it's the night shift
>an old homeless grabs $7.50 worth of gummi bears
>gives me a $10 bill and walks away without getting his change
>probably too stupid or too high, idk, idc.
>realize old people and loons are fucking stupid at night time
>start ripping off old people
>make an extra $30+ a night
i didnt get fired yet but im planning on doing it sloppier and more blatantly so i get discovered and fired.
My country has fucked up job laws so i'll win a wrongful termination lawsuit faster than you can say "Neet again!"
>>28419367
I don't wash my hands after pissing. I don't see the point, my dick skin is probably the cleanest part of my body.
