Jesus knows you masturbate to traps. Why do you have to keep making Jesus sad, Anon?
Jesus fucking christ, i know right.
Because he's not real and traps are perfection
>>28419070
Jesus would've made a great trap.
>>28419070
i fap to jesus too
he can't do shit, what a fucking pussy
if he really cared he would've removed original sin with his suffering, and the whole dying on the cross thing would actually matter. i don't think the people in limbo actually gave a shit whether they saw god or not as long as they weren't in hell, limbo always seemed pretty comfy
Might as well named the thread "Reddit general" with all these fedoras
>>28419070
traps are god's creatures as well and he loves them as much as he loved his son.
also watching some guy getting nailed by shemale can't he that bad... after all jesus had no issues with getting nailed.
>>28419149
What does the term "fedora" mean?
It's fine, I'll just repent all my sins on my deathbed
>>28419175
Atheists, usually edgy nu males
>>28419242
What does term "nu male" mean?
>>28419260
someone who supports bernie and 3rd wave feminism
>>28419274
So where does not being a Christian fall into any of these?
>>28419070
i dont masturbate to traps.
only fucking homosexuals masturbate to traps.
>le ebin jesus sad meme because we are so hardcore xDDXD
>>28419070
Are you sure he wouldn't be more upset I fap to little anime boys?
>>28419303
it doesn't it's bonus trait of fedora tipper.
>>28419098
that you like retarded mental ill shitbacks that dress theirselfs like girls leads to the conclusion you are some queer ass freak with shit taste too.
>>28419370
I'm not sure I follow you. Could you quote the fedora tippers in this thread?
>>28419386
>shitbacks
This is new.
>God created man
>God gave man freewill
>man uses this freewill to create porn
>man pleasures himself to said porn
>since God created man and man created porn and man uses this porn to pleasure himself using body parts made by God, therefore masturbating to traps is completely pure in the eyes of God since he by proxy created the tools to do so
if that's not enough
>God manifests himself on earth as Jesus, his only son, to die for the sins of man
>every sin you have done and will do has already been forgiven
>therefore, assuming masturbating to traps is a sin, man can do it as much as they please as long as they believe Jesus died for their sins and pray for forgiveness
>>28419427
hey, how is the cocksucking of other guys going?
>>28419428
it doesnt matter if he is right or wrong,
he is god, he can do everything he wants.
we all should be glad that he doesnt exist.
I once saved a girl from drowning, so I still think Im going to heaven.
>>28419453
Non-existent, unfortunately.
I don't know, he said that we should refrain from spilling our seed but there are Taoist practices that specialize in retaining your semen. Also if you look at somebody in an erotic way you are committing adultery in your head but if you're fapping to 2D doujins of fictional characters that shouldn't count.
>>28419532
may you consider the rope then?
>>28419386
Girls are trash anyways and it's not like I'm gonna get any anyways
>>28419070
the bible and jesus doesnt say anything about masturbation.
>>28419558
I love rope!
