who here /analcoholic/
>tfw hate my life so much i drink a gallon and half of 80 proof popov a week
>been drinking heavily daily for 5 years
>recently started shitting bloody diarrhea occasionally
>>28418882
>tfw not an anal coholic
>>28418960
i meant an alcoholic
i guess i should have just put alcoholic
As I've become more of a shut-in I've become worse, drinking heavier throughout the week, albeit happier. I think my attitude is better because I get klonopin from the doctor for $1 a month/1.5mg a day, and because I only have one friend whose the same way and can relate.
On the flipside my body is started to get worse at handling the liquor. It goes down easy, but I'm having terrible gastro-intestinal issues lately. At some point it's probably gonna kill me. I'd estimate I'll be dead within a decade.
>>28418882
>tfw spent my entire childhood masturbating to anal pornography
>>28419035
I take ativan occasionally too to kind of make me happier when i cant be drunk. Like when I have to see my family
I also estimate I won't live another 10 years, especially because I smoke and almost my dads entire family is dead from cancer.
If i a quit i would probably die of cancer anyway
Costco is the greatest for cheap booze. I can get a bottle of Tito's for the same price as Fleischmann's. I forgot to go there on Friday and am stuck with Sambuca and Leinenkugel Summer Shandy. How do people actually get drunk off of beer?
>>28418882
Go o the ducking doctor you fucking idiot.
Jesus, you people. Like how weak are you, fuck.
>>28418882
Anal what?
>>28419121
>Sambuca
i fucking hate that shit. My fucking sister brings that to every family event there is. Fucking stupid whore
I didn't know you could buy booze at costco. I thought it was like cigarettes there, you have to have a business to buy them.
I've tried to get drunk off beer, It's too much fluid and it seems more like a chore to drink it fast enough to get even a buzz. Plus it makes me so damn thirsty
>>28419195
The Costco near my house has its own liquor store.
>>28419195
Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. I'll drink Laphroaig neat, but this licorice shit I have to plug my nose to down. It is 40% though, so it does the job.
The beer I have is 4.2%. I can't get drunk off of it, but it will extend my drunk for a bit.
>>28419227
The only beer I like to drink is blue moon. But not to get drunk, just to maintain around family.
High alcohol content. I think like 5.9 and it taste good
Really really hard to get drunk off though. Especially at 9 dollars a 6 pack
>>28419227
(not him) i love licorice but sambuca is so fucking stuffed with sugars which give it an horrible taste. I am talking about that standard sambuca you find for around 7 10 euros a bottle.Molinari i think.
>>28418882
>read this as "who here /anal alcoholic/"
>immediately start envisioning OP butt chugging vodka to get a faster intoxication
>trying not to lose my Shit at work right now.
In my defense, butt chugging would be one of the least shocking things I have seen on this board. So I honestly wouldn't put it past you.
>>28420298
It's not uncommon. And usually this kills the man because the absorbtion rate is very high in yo ass.
A woman got charged with murder for plugging her hubby full of sherry and killing him. He had throat cancer I think from drinking. I believe she was cleared eventually.
>>28418882
Are you a NEET?
Being an alcoholic was 100x easier when I was a NEET. Getting a real job helped me with this even tho I'm not out of the woods yet. Just got to the point where it was making me feel like shit all the time.
>>28418882
i've been having weird diarrhea like problems for a long time now, like sometimes i would get constipated for 2-3 days then i would take a few violent shits with dark colored liquid around the messy shits, could this be because i drink 2-3 beers each night or 2 glasses of wine? i used to be really light weight, very skinny and i was getting drunk from 2 beers, nowdays they just dull the pain but i don't really feel drunk
Whats the cheapest way for me tp get shitfaced
>>28418960
>Not butt chugging
Wtf man it's 2016. You absorb more alcohol and faster if you take it anally. You also don't get hangovers are still drunk the next day
>>28420439
The cheapest vodka you can find. Every liquor store has a shelf full of it and they're 40% for like 15$ a handle.
You'll really hate the hangovers though. That shit is nasty as fuck.
